Ate shrooms for the first time on Monday. A friend of mine is growing them, and he let me in on the first batch. We were at a friend's apartment, there was about 5-7 of us sitting around, playing video games, and listening to music. Just hangin' out.
I ate three grams of wet shrooms. They didn't taste bad at all. They didn't even really have a taste. I could eat them all day if I wanted to, but they did have an odd texture, but it wasn't too bad.
While I was waiting, we sat around and passed around a blunt and a bong, just relaxin'. After about an hour, I felt like it hit me.
I felt so relaxed and tingly (this might have been from the weed). To me, everything was perfect, like there was nothing wrong in the world. I was so happy, and I was happy about everything that happened. Everything I looked at was interesting, like I was looking at it for the first time. I was just looking around the room, looking at different objects, and each time I saw something different, I'd be like, "Wow, that's cool." Then I'd start thinking about how it was made and how it works.
A friend drove me and two other shroomin' friends to a convenient store so we could get some food and drank. Once again, I felt so happy. It was the best car ride of my life, it seemed like. I was so entertained. When I got to the convenient store, I kinda felt like everyone was lookin' at me, but I wasn't paranoid or freaked out. I was walkin' through the isles singing, "Shrooooom foooood, shrooooom fooood." I grabbed a bag of chips, and I thought, "I wonder what this tastes like on shrooms." Then I looked to the side, saw a different brand of chips, and I was like, "HOLY SHIT, what do these taste like on shrooms?" It took a while to decide. I just couldn't decide what bag of chips or what drink to buy, because I thought they would all be amazing, and I wanted to experience them all.
We get back to the apartment and chill again. I got up to go to the bathroom. In their bathroom, the toilet is kinda built into the wall, and when you stand up to pee, it looks like you're looking into a box because there's a wall on both sides, and in front of you. As I was peeing, I was staring up at the top left corner of the ceiling. I stop peeing, and I just stand there, staring. I'm not sure how to explain it, but I leaned against the wall on the right, and just stared at the corner in the ceiling. I felt scared of it, but I couldn't look away. I don't know why I was scared of it, but it was starting to freak me the fuck out, but I couldn't walk away from it. I was in the bathroom for probably 5-10 minutes, just staring at this scary corner in the ceiling, until I was to break away from it.
Once I got back into the living room, I asked if anyone wanted to walk to the park, because I wanted to swing. The park is a good 5-6 blocks away, and we were gonna walk. Me and two other shroomin' friends decided to walk to the park. It seemed like it took forever. As we were walking, I stared up at the moon. The moon was pretty bright, and there was clouds passing in front of it. The clouds begin changing shapes in front of the moon. At first, they formed into a snake head, then the snake started opening it's mouth and a spartan head and helmet started coming out of it. Then the spartan helmet turned into a Transformer logo, and then the logo started transforming into an actual Transformer.
That's when I looked away, and I looked at my other friend, and he was staring up at the moon too. I just started laughing. We get to the park, and we swing for a good ten minutes. It was so fun.
We decided to walk to our other friend's house, because my friend who was with me wanted to go get Taco Bell. As we were walking there, we passed this old house that was over grown with grass and big trees. It was like one of those houses you see in old cartoons or movies, and the kids are told not to go into that house because a crazy old lady lives there or some shit like that. That's what it reminded me of, and I couldn't stop staring at the house as we were passing it. I was scared of it, like I was scared of the corner in the bathroom. I just couldn't take my eyes off of it, even when we were a good fifteen yards past it, I still kept my head turned to make sure nothing bad was going to happen.
Well, our friend wasn't at his house, so we said fuck it and walked back to our original apartment. We smoked some more. I started thinking to myself, "Okay, I'm tripping... but what is the point of this trip? I know I'm supposed to get something out of it and walk away from it with something valuable, but what is the point of this trip?" Like, I thought the trip had meaning. I contemplated this for a while, and finally it clicked and I thought, "The point of this trip is to figure out what the point of this trip is! YES, I GOT IT!."
I got all excited because I thought I figured it out, but then I was like, "Shit, I'm back exactly where I was originally, trying to figure out what the point of this trip is."
I then started thinking about how video game disks are made, and how games are written on disks with little, minuscule dots that you can't see normally. Then I started thinking about how the hell a laser in a game console reads these dots and then transmits them to what we see on the screen. I was really baffled by it, and decided that Man really has come a long way in technology, and we take a lot of shit for granted.
I ate quite a bit of food... I wasn't really hungy, and I felt bloated, but I felt like I was craving food the whole time. I wanted to know what everything tasted like.
After a while, I started getting tired, and I felt like I wasn't tripping as hard anymore. I thought it was like 2:30 in the morning. I look at my phone, and it's 11:25. Not even midnight. It blew my mind. I had only been there for like 4 hours, but it seemed like forever.
I drove home around midnight. When I got home, I decided that I wanted to see what it's like to masturbate on shrooms. Great idea. Epic.
I then fell asleep pretty quickly, and had some pretty weird dreams, but I really can't remember them.
damn, long report. :D
My friend is still growing shrooms, and has about 8 more jars he can use at any time. I plan on buying a lot more soon. I can't wait to do it again. Also, I really want to hippyflip now. The feeling I had on those shrooms, plus the feeling I get when I do E would be unimaginable.
Shrooms are now my favorite drug, other than E, and I'm glad that they're so readily available to me. I'm also looking into growing my own. :D
edit:
Oh, and I tried acid for the first time Saturday night at a field rave. They were on sugar cubes, and I bought two of them. I only ate one, since it was my first time. I never really felt like I was tripping, but a guy I had made friends with bought the same acid, ate two hits, and he said he was tripping. All I felt was a sense of being pissed off and annoyance. I think I was pissed off because of how bad the field rave sucked compared to last time, and I think I was pissed because I didn't feel like I was tripping at all. Also, all my friends were rolling, and they were soooo annoying. It got to the point where I wanted to tell them all to go fuck themselves and quit talking to me.
After about four hours of being in a really, really bad mood, I said fuck it, told my friend to get his shit out of my car and to ride home with our other friends because I was leaving. I felt like I didn't want to be there at all, and I felt like everyone there was so obnoxious, and they wouldn't stop getting on my nerves.
Maybe it was the acid? Or maybe I was just being irritable? I'm not sure. I have one hit of this acid left. I'm saving it, but I'm not sure for when. I'm thinking about eating it the next time I hang out with a few friends and smoke a few bowls at an apartment, chillin' listenin' to music and such.
