lactacydvaginawash
Ex-Bluelighter
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2005
- Messages
- 4
now for a short fairy tale 
hello love. I was doing none of the above. I was at school. I'm home now and exhausted. I didn't sleep well last night at all. I was thinking about a whole bunch of future-related stuff... talk about a buzzkill. Now I am watching the Golden Girls. ***** is taking me out to dinner with one of his client/friends who is in town (whose firm is paying ), so I get to play "trophy" for the night. But, it means I won't go out and get loaded so it's a good thing. Thursday nights are 5 of any bottled beer for $5 at a bar all my good friends go to. But the last few times I have gone there I've caused trouble I'm trying to lead a quieter life. we're going to Don Shula's steakhouse on the beach, it's a great place to go when someone else is paying. mmm steak!
Have I told you lately how sexy you are? I'm ready to send YOU a ticket to Ft. Liquordale. ---STRIKE ONE! uh oh....you got him worked up now miss.......
If I did...
My fantasy would be to pick you up at the airport and give you the biggest, sloppiest kiss ever. You'd probably be jetlagged so I would take you home, undress you and massage you with some lavender oil to relax you. It would be OK if you fell asleep on me, there would be plenty of time to get freaky. I have a really nice, comfortable bed. In the morning if you woke up with wood, I would take care of it, but I still wouldn't let you have a piece of me. ---- Tsk tsk tsk....you sure know how to tease a blueballed man dear!!! I would make you breakfast, whatever you want (do u like eggs benedict?) and then take a nice shower with you. I would try to control myself in the shower because I would take you to the beach here and we would spend the day basking in the sun & getting to know each other. The freaky stuff comes later,---> YUP U SAID IT PERKYTITS! make that nine ignored pms later
although if you wanted to feel on my ass so you would have an idea of what "cums" later , that would be fine. 
Then, we would take a nice nap because the fun would be about to REALLY start. --- OH BOY you sure nailed this one!!!
I would have either borrowed a friend's highrise apartment in ***** ***** or get a hotel room at the Loews or somewhere nice. We would go to the room and get ready to hit the clubs, maybe order a salad from room service (so we don't puke up our bomb!). Around 10 or 11, we would eat a bomb, maybe two. I have never plugged before and am a little scared by the idea but maybe I would that night! (Or you could do it for me hehe) Maybe beforehand we'd do a couple caps of G. It enhances bomb like you wouldn't believe. We'd try to get to the club, probably Level or Crobar (those are 21+, not kande but VERY well known & bomb-friendly) and dance our asses off to whoever was spinning. Over the course of the night, I would want to end up at either Lolabar or Purdy Lounge (the latter is my FAVORITE place in all of South Beach) since we both have a chill, trippy vibe. We'd eat more bomb and rub all over each other and when our behavior became inappropriate for public view, we would go back to the room... --- ohhhhhhh .....is this innapropriate enough behavior darling?????
and you would cut up some powder...
and we'd take another...
and rail some more...
and if I could peel you off me we would go in the hottub and make out like crazy...
and then when I'm all overheated from both the hottub and my desire for you... --- LMAO STRIKE TWO OMG!!!
we'd go back upstairs and rail that bomb...
]and I have a feeling that whatever happened next would be outside both our control.
----> OMG! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS!!!
eventually we could go on the beach, watch the sunrise and talk about how it was the best night of both our lives and how we both hoped it was the start of something wonderful...---->oh....you BET YOUR BLONDE HAIR this started something wonderful!
then we'd go back to the room, put on some chill music and maybe ya'd slip it to me again...
and we would fall asleep in each other's arms, completely spent and happier than either of us has ever been.
Location is negotiable. I'm sure you could show me the best time ever in Seattle and I hope you do... but if " I ruled the world", that is my fantasy of the first 24 hours I would want to spend with you.
Interested?
Now you have something in writing to motivate you.--->
YOU SAID IT SISTAH!!!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!
Gots to run... might be on later, if not I'll leave AIM on all afternoon at work tomorrow and ya can IM me when you are free and tell me what you think of this idea.
,
YOUR NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL ---> yep...dear reader, do u now wonder why the poor recipient of this missive felt jilted the way he did?8)
MORAL OF THE STORY? SEE HO FLIRt. SEE HO LEAD NIGGA ON. SEE HO TITTILATE POOR BLUEBALLED NIGGA. SEE HO DROP NIGGA LIKE A HOT POTATO OMG. NIGGA TRIES. NIGGA THEN GETS EVEN.
Simple. Bitches who cant follow through shouldnt lead a nigga on.
kthksbye!!!!!8(
hello love. I was doing none of the above. I was at school. I'm home now and exhausted. I didn't sleep well last night at all. I was thinking about a whole bunch of future-related stuff... talk about a buzzkill. Now I am watching the Golden Girls. ***** is taking me out to dinner with one of his client/friends who is in town (whose firm is paying ), so I get to play "trophy" for the night. But, it means I won't go out and get loaded so it's a good thing. Thursday nights are 5 of any bottled beer for $5 at a bar all my good friends go to. But the last few times I have gone there I've caused trouble I'm trying to lead a quieter life. we're going to Don Shula's steakhouse on the beach, it's a great place to go when someone else is paying. mmm steak!
Have I told you lately how sexy you are? I'm ready to send YOU a ticket to Ft. Liquordale. ---STRIKE ONE! uh oh....you got him worked up now miss.......
If I did...
My fantasy would be to pick you up at the airport and give you the biggest, sloppiest kiss ever. You'd probably be jetlagged so I would take you home, undress you and massage you with some lavender oil to relax you. It would be OK if you fell asleep on me, there would be plenty of time to get freaky. I have a really nice, comfortable bed. In the morning if you woke up with wood, I would take care of it, but I still wouldn't let you have a piece of me. ---- Tsk tsk tsk....you sure know how to tease a blueballed man dear!!! I would make you breakfast, whatever you want (do u like eggs benedict?) and then take a nice shower with you. I would try to control myself in the shower because I would take you to the beach here and we would spend the day basking in the sun & getting to know each other. The freaky stuff comes later,---> YUP U SAID IT PERKYTITS! make that nine ignored pms later
although if you wanted to feel on my ass so you would have an idea of what "cums" later , that would be fine. Then, we would take a nice nap because the fun would be about to REALLY start. --- OH BOY you sure nailed this one!!!
I would have either borrowed a friend's highrise apartment in ***** ***** or get a hotel room at the Loews or somewhere nice. We would go to the room and get ready to hit the clubs, maybe order a salad from room service (so we don't puke up our bomb!). Around 10 or 11, we would eat a bomb, maybe two. I have never plugged before and am a little scared by the idea but maybe I would that night! (Or you could do it for me hehe) Maybe beforehand we'd do a couple caps of G. It enhances bomb like you wouldn't believe. We'd try to get to the club, probably Level or Crobar (those are 21+, not kande but VERY well known & bomb-friendly) and dance our asses off to whoever was spinning. Over the course of the night, I would want to end up at either Lolabar or Purdy Lounge (the latter is my FAVORITE place in all of South Beach) since we both have a chill, trippy vibe. We'd eat more bomb and rub all over each other and when our behavior became inappropriate for public view, we would go back to the room... --- ohhhhhhh .....is this innapropriate enough behavior darling?????
and you would cut up some powder...
and we'd take another...
and rail some more...
and if I could peel you off me we would go in the hottub and make out like crazy...
and then when I'm all overheated from both the hottub and my desire for you... --- LMAO STRIKE TWO OMG!!!
we'd go back upstairs and rail that bomb...
]and I have a feeling that whatever happened next would be outside both our control.
----> OMG! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS!!!
eventually we could go on the beach, watch the sunrise and talk about how it was the best night of both our lives and how we both hoped it was the start of something wonderful...---->oh....you BET YOUR BLONDE HAIR this started something wonderful!
then we'd go back to the room, put on some chill music and maybe ya'd slip it to me again...
and we would fall asleep in each other's arms, completely spent and happier than either of us has ever been.
Location is negotiable. I'm sure you could show me the best time ever in Seattle and I hope you do... but if " I ruled the world", that is my fantasy of the first 24 hours I would want to spend with you.
Interested?
Now you have something in writing to motivate you.--->
YOU SAID IT SISTAH!!!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!
Gots to run... might be on later, if not I'll leave AIM on all afternoon at work tomorrow and ya can IM me when you are free and tell me what you think of this idea.
,YOUR NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL ---> yep...dear reader, do u now wonder why the poor recipient of this missive felt jilted the way he did?8)
MORAL OF THE STORY? SEE HO FLIRt. SEE HO LEAD NIGGA ON. SEE HO TITTILATE POOR BLUEBALLED NIGGA. SEE HO DROP NIGGA LIKE A HOT POTATO OMG. NIGGA TRIES. NIGGA THEN GETS EVEN.
Simple. Bitches who cant follow through shouldnt lead a nigga on.
kthksbye!!!!!8(
