So, I was with a few friends and we were skating in the parking lot, doing tricks, and playing a game of S.K.A.T.E. I went to do a 180 kickflip and my board got away from me and started to roll across the parking lot. I started to run after it and there was this fellow driving down one of the lanes of the lot. I waved to him to get his attention so that I could retrieve my board and he saw me and acknowledged. As I began to run out and grab my board he hits the gas and runs it over, nearly hitting me with his truck. The board flies up and hits the underside of his truck and made a loud thud. Then his rear tires run it over and that was the kill shot. It snapped in half. I was pissed! So I snatch up my board that is now in 2 peices, run to my car and begin to tail him home, keeping distance and my buddy gets his plate number (for later verification). We learn where he lives and go to the local Wal-Mart.
We head over to the adhesives aisle and purchase 2 bottles of this gorilla glue. We then go back out to the parking lot and continue skating around and killing time until it became dark. Then, we jumped back into our cars and went back to where the dude parked his truck. It was still there. We parked our cars around the block and grabbed the bottles of glue and sneak to his truck. Luckily it was parked in a low light area.
I began by opening his gas hatch and removing the gas cap and placing glue all around the threads of the cap and screw it back in. Then, I close the gas hatch and run a bead of glue all around it so that he cant open it up. We then work our way around to the front of the vehicle and run beads of glue across the blades of his windshield wipers and press them firmly against the windshield.
Next, we open the doors and hit the locks and glue them down tight. We then run glue all along the inside of the window frame on both doors and glue the window switches so they cant be used. Then I insert the nipple (tehe nipple) of the bottle into the ignition and squirt a generous portion of glue into the ignition. We close the doors silently.
We then run beads of glue all around the seals of the doors on both sides. I then insert the nipple into the key ports and inject generous amounts of glue into them. Next we do the same thing we did to the windows on the inside but on the outside. We worked our way to the back window of the cab on the truck and glued it shut (it was a slide open window). Lastly, I wrote "Im a fag" on the hood of his truck in glue. We dumped the bottles down the sewer and left.
To this day, I am unsure if he ever got into his truck or how much it cost him to get it repaired, but fuck him for almost running me over with his truck. He got what he deserved.
When he ran over my shit and nearly hit me, he never hit the brakes, looked back, or anything.
Damn, I am in awe of your revenge skills. I wish you could have seen his face when he discovered it.... Baffled at first, then furious....he did deserve it, he obviously got kicks from being an ass.
Ok, my five year old just wanted to know what kind of "note" I was writing. I said I was writing to my friends and she said, "I can read it. You are saying, "I love you, we are best friends. I just want to have some time out with you. Love, Beachcat"". So, yeah, let's have some "time out" together, eh?
I am unsure if I would have gone to such extreme lengths if he had not almost ran me over, but, in my mind, he got what he deserved. I still wonder about what he did about it.
Also, I would have loved to have seen him when he gets to the gas pump after getting his shit fixed and opens the gas hatch and tries to twist off the cap.
Like I said, fuck him.
LOL @ ur youngin'
Trip, it would have been nice but.... Whatevs, I am sure I fucked up his day.
Then it's time to get my cocktail on:
.2 MDMA
Somewhere between 0-1 gram amphetamine
Large quantities of marijuana.
Large quantities of alcohol.
Large quantities of nicotine.
Also - don't waste your ket while on trams... little effect, though I took a, well it wasn't really an allergy test dose, but it was average for my starter bump. I just didn't go any farther because I didn't feel the use of the material was worth the results.
...so instead we sat there awkwardly and all I wanted to do was pose the question of being fuck buddies, but she's a bit clingy (my ex...) so I let my head function instead of my dick. ..I'm sure I'll be happier for it later. (or just delay the potentially inevitable - especially if she keeps comin' around..)
So yeah, tram + ket = non-fatal for the records (added it to the thread I created here for future people searching).
Yeah, I know hahaha, and I've done it once before too... buut that was 5 years ago in highschool.. slightly different.
It'd be so easy though, which is both the motivation and reason NOT to do anything. (That and I'm lazy as fuck finding women that I find attractive and "decent" in my eyes, well, at least that can keep my attention for longer than a 3 year old pays attention to anything)...