Just because you go to church on sunday makes one no more a bloody christian than standing in a garage makes me a car.
And electrifying the lab door knob...now THERE is an idea. I like it :D
Attack dog no thanks, I am a cat person not a dog person.
Too much social spoons demanded by dogs, too much shitting everywhere and refusing to tidy it up, too dirty (in the bad way) and slobbery.
Dogs are strictly for videos involving teenage hotstuff IMO.
Preferably autistic teenage hotstuff but not found any videos involving teen sizzlers and dog screwing mind you, sadly.
Yes, I am twisted. Live with it.I do, and happily so, so
I was SERIOUSLY fucked off by my bank taking about £160-180 that they should never have touched. And a fucking hole in the wall sucking my card in. If only the bank knew what foul temper was being stored, fermented and brooded over ready to be unleashed with the force of a cruise missile nobody would turn up to work that day.
Have had an arrangement to get some help sniping an auction bid on a reaction vessel, looks like large capacity though, for mere pounds, when it should be sellable, not that I'ma want to, for 350-400 or so. Reaction vessels are usually very expensive, and I'd never, ever have been able to afford it otherwise. So failure is not an option. Bid sniping program being used to automatically bid in at the last second, and make sure the item becomes mine. Literally, on my income I just couldn't have one at all otherwise. The clamps alone can be £100 a piece!. And the fact I'll definitely be getting a new Graham condenser worth £60-120 or so second hand in perfect condition plus a retort all in boro glass of course has made me considerably happier. Looking forward to the latter two items arriving all lovely and shiny and ready for some serious scientific pokery and tinkerage is good though. I want that super cheap rxn vessel more than anything else I've seen going at auction for a long time though.
Coming from a general item-monger rather than a scientific supplier and has no idea what it is or how much its REALLY worth and selling it for, well kinda the scientific glassware equivalent of selling ancient and extremely valuable precious metal antiques for the scrap value of a few grams of melted down gold. I've had a handful of items like that in the past, all fucking lucky as hell finds, and gotten things I just could never hope to aspiring towards owning otherwise, and some specialist stuff too, from people otherwise selling the likes of keychains and teddybears haha.
This is a priceless find, on my income, that I simply MUST have. I absolutely have to have it as mine own. And damned to hell all that would stand in my way, for I will, will have it. Just picture gollum and mmyyyyy preeeciiouusssss *gollumhaaawwoorrrkkhhgnhhrrkhgollumphkkrnghnkkhgnghh*
If I succeed at auction, that will make up for the temporary fucking inconvenience of the bank acting like whoresons of cocksucker anally-birthed fuckgargling shitmongrels.
As for the wasp nest (and the newt I pissed on
), actually, doesn't the queen and queen alone survive the winter? if this turns out to bee the case (see what I did there
) actually I'ma build a basic sized plastic vespiary for her and transplant the queen into it, after first provisioning it with plenty of honey and sucrose solution lest bee honey not be desirable for her, enough so she can start a new nest, and once established, move it outdoors. Then I get to dissect, carefully the nest itself, without severing parts though, cut through to examine, then put the halves back as they should....bee, and keep it. Would be pretty sweet, I already found a tiny one a couple of inches wide and totally dead. But I want the big one. Could keep it hung up from the lab ceiling as decoration
