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The ANGRY thread v2

I'm seriously debating it. It wouldn't be AS bad if it wasn't the same three songs and if he didn't recently say 'I like to think I'm better than most professional guitar players' with a completely straight face.

No. No you are fucking not.
 
Aye, that is definitely true. Told me he'd be incredibly upset if he had a lower than average IQ and was utterly astonished that I know what he's on about when he bangs on about his course because how the hell could someone learn something from anything other than a degree course?

Wow that feels good to rant about all that.

So aye next time the room's unlocked, out the window the guitars go.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Old Merc, vacuum operated central locking? All you need is a tennis ball.
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I'd test that Cornish in the main it doesn't work, it's more of an Urban myth :-

http://www.autoblog.com/2007/07/12/can-you-really-open-a-locked-door-with-a-tennis-ball/

Possibly you can get a piece of metal down between the glass and the seal (slim jim) and get the locks to pop, without looking at the mech it would be difficult to say, if its an old (and I mean old) car then the locks, especially the drivers side if you are using to top unlock the car could be quite worn and a similar key could open the car, there are also devices you can slide into the older locks that effectively allow you to create a a key on the fly.

Get an alarm and cattle fence transformer, that sort the little fekers out :)
 
If seen a car door opened with a tennis ball. Admittedly only ever once & it was my mate's parent's car. It was either a Merc or a BMW, can't remember, & it was about 15 years ago.

He told me it was to do with the vacuum operated locks.

Any videos I've seen that try to disprove this seem to focus on air pressure being forced into the keyhole, which then pops open the lock on the inside of the door. This clearly doesn't work. That's not how he did it, he put half a tennis ball against the door somewhere next to the keyhole, not right over it & pushed it. Door opened.
 
Yeah I have heard of such things but never seen it successfully done using any method, I don't claim to be a expert in anyway although I grew up around cars as me dad worked for a car company all of my life until he retired, 27 years (man and boy ..hardest game in the world and all that), To be fair he was in the royal engineers before that.

The half a tennis ball technique would require that the lock be on a flat part of the door panel and not part of the handle other wise you would never get a seal, I'm assuming some cars must have been susceptible as the rumours of it are so well known, funny how they locked it afterwards :?

This video seems tro suggest that it can be done but you'd have to get an American Tennis ball, there bigger;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvWAV32O9w
 
FUUUUUCKING accounts departments.

Pay me when payment is due, not nine days after, you piece of shit spreadsheet jockeys.
 
cherrycolouredfunk said:
Managed to get a crisis loan this afternoon, so my friend today was my dealer and the two items that he placed in my hand. I'm usually nice and knock on a friend to share them with him, but he wasn't in, plus I've decided he's had enough freebies from me recently. Nearly every day I knock on him and give him exactly half of what I have, even if its been hard graft and risky to earn the money. The other day he pissed me off, by being huffy just because it was getting tricky to score, so I changed my mind and saidfuck it, i'll do something sensible with my money, he then threw a hissy fit saying 'Arrgh you can't do that to me now!' Ungrateful or what! So sod him, I'm being greedy today and am doing them all to myself.
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Story of my life, cherry - or at least it was. Sorry to hear about you being assaulted - I hope you're ok miss.

No anger today, thankfully. If I'm to be honest, which I generally am to be, I rarely get angry - however, some of the stories in this thread are just so hysterically hilarious that if I were to be angry, I'd chuckle it off. Then probably get back to doing some smack.
 
Fucking £300 to get my car through it's MOT, all that it needed was brake pads! Don't understand how brake pads and an MOT can be that much?? Grrr.


UPDATE Squeezed a spot on my nose and now it's bleeding! Not been to pick up car yet so now I have to walk half a mile with blood dripping from my face. :!
 
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Am pissed off that I didn't have to go to work again this week but was happy when I went to ATM this morning and saw that my redundancy pay had been paid in.
Got no job now which I'm not used to but at least I can now go and buy myself some nice treats.
 
Why does the space I try to park in always look too small when I'm in the car, then when I've parked up the road and walked back it looks massive? Is it just me?
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Yes its you. Men cant park. x
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That is clearly a ridiculous statement, however a recent study using covert cameras has shown that women nudge ahead of men when it come to the accuracy and technique of their parking in a car park, the study did not cover parallel parking. Men parked quicker but the main difference was men were not in the middle of the space as often, this and the speed of the parking were the major differences. The centre of the space thing could be said to be misleading though as I tend to try and park so that I have room to open my door so I'm deliberately to one side.

Another smaller German study had men in the lead, interesting though given the premise that mens brains are more capable, in general with spacial awareness, you would have thought the difference would have been clearly a winner for men and it obviously is not.

I think the main issue is mileage and practice men do significantly more driving than women mileage wise but women do more actual trip[s so maybe its just practice as much as anything.

I know you were only jesting but it's quite an interesting subject given the age old stereo types that women can't park and all men drive like A holes, like most things I think the genders pretty much meet in the middle these days once you level the playing field.

Juts a side note, don;t let a women near your pants whilst your trying to park, it may not be in the highway code but its bad practice, get parked up first ;)
 
OK German men can park better than German women.


Actually,i'm shit at parking and I have to drive either a volvo or a van.. both are like parking trains.
I parked the car on an end space in Tescos today and still managed to get the wheels up the curb practically in the foliage. I came back to an audience of two folded armed old men discussing my parking and shaking their heads mysogenistically.
 
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