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The "American" parts of BL

if you dont follow the NFL you dont understand how truly tactical of a game it is. Its not just guys banging into each other. Like I said, if you dont know whats going on it will appear to just be guys hitting each other like idiots with the occasional big pass.


America realised that they couldn't win at every game every time so you just made up your own sports. You made sure that all your sports have ridiculously regular breaks because you're all mouth breathers with the attention spans of goldfish. Move a yard. Wait ten minutes. Move another yard. Wait ten minutes. Get pushed backed the last 2 yards you made. Swap places. So entertaining! I don't even enjoy real football but it still beats the shit out of watching fat fucks covered in padding periodically run into each other lol. The worst part is it actually makes you think you're cleverer because you have pointlessly complicated a failure of a sport! Any other sport you could just watch it and get it...
 
And baseball.. whats with that?

I think we called that rounders at school, and we had a girls rounders team and a boys football team. Similar rules I imagine, except we didnt play with no helmets, mother fucker we used hard balls and wooden bats, and if you got hit in the face by the guy/girl who decided to accidently sling his bat in the general direction of another childs small face then it was tough shit, take it as help with getting them teeth out early, none of that waiting malarkey.

Round here cunt means person.

Quoted for truth
 
The odd thing about Americans & sports (I believe) is that you can dedicate your life to it all the way through 'school' and then when you leave, unless you turn pro you never play again. No Sunday league or 5 a-side, you just stop. At least that's what I heard on QI.
 
The odd thing about Americans & sports (I believe) is that you can dedicate your life to it all the way through 'school' and then when you leave, unless you turn pro you never play again. No Sunday league or 5 a-side, you just stop. At least that's what I heard on QI.

Wonder what the cheerleaders continue to do.. taking the length? Anyway dont all the "sports" teams wear like there uniforms into school.... or have I been Americanised by the bastards on SKY with all there false american generalisations.. or too many american films. Anyway played a 11 a side on a full sized pitch the t'other day few of us being sick after 10 mins but it was fucking good fun, ref and all.
 
The odd thing about Americans & sports (I believe) is that you can dedicate your life to it all the way through 'school' and then when you leave, unless you turn pro you never play again. No Sunday league or 5 a-side, you just stop. At least that's what I heard on QI.

Yeah I noticed that too. You need a stupid amount of players and equipment to get a game going. It is so pointlessly prohibitive in every way. I guess it's for the best because they'd just hit the ball and get confused as to where the advertising was! All our sports are inclusive so they spread like wild fire. You can go to rural India and they'll be throwing around a cricket ball or the congo and they'll be kicking about a football.
 
America realised that they couldn't win at every game every time so you just made up your own sports. You made sure that all your sports have ridiculously regular breaks because you're all mouth breathers with the attention spans of goldfish. Move a yard. Wait ten minutes. Move another yard. Wait ten minutes. Get pushed backed the last 2 yards you made. Swap places. So entertaining! I don't even enjoy real football but it still beats the shit out of watching fat fucks covered in padding periodically run into each other lol. The worst part is it actually makes you think you're cleverer because you have pointlessly complicated a failure of a sport! Any other sport you could just watch it and get it...


Hear hear.

I once heard this cracker of a point argued about American sports: The rest of the world don't play our sports because they are too poor to afford the equipment.

Nothing at all to do with them being painfully boring.
 
It's definitely culture related. We have it and you don't! It has been nothing but down hill for you guys since you threw that tea in the docks. I'm sure the Queen will accept you back under her wing if you bow nicely and say sorry.
 
It's definitely culture related. We have it and you don't! It has been nothing but down hill for you guys since you threw that tea in the docks. I'm sure the Queen will accept you back under her wing if you bow nicely and say sorry.

I've heard the expression: More culture in a pot of yogurt to describe them.

"We're number one." Er...No:

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Some other annoyances and thefts:


America itself, after genociding the native population.
English Language - which the Americunts butcher in their squeaky nasaly voices and slack-jawed Southern drawls.
Anthem - John Smith's British hymn, which Americunts didnt get permission to borrow.
Flag - thieved from British east India flag.
Pastime - Baseball. The English invented for girls, not for grown-up rich people in pajamas.
Army recruitment - kiddie fiddler Uncle Sam "i want you", from Lord "(Kitchener) Wants YOU"
Education - High school, (John) Harvard University (for immigrants only)
Old Imperial units - Mile, yards, inches and shit. In this as in many things, they insist on being different, like some indy faggot in high school.
Building - US Capitol 1850's built by Slaves, ripped off Chris Wren's concrete dome on St Paul's cathedral
The US constitution, particularly the Bill of Rights, - from Iroquios Confederancy Agreement. WORD FOR FUCKING WORD. They learned freedom from the same people they called savage.
Common Law - English, Trial by Jury - Americunts love a good lawsuit.
National phrase The motto Life, Liberty, Happiness stolen from the English philosopher Locke "Life, Liberty, Possessions".
Many of the quotes attributed to the Founding Farthers, particularly Benjamin Franklin, were again stolen from John Locke.
Claiming they are Irish because one of their great great great great grandparents was. This is like saying you're a fish because you swam at the beach one time.
 
The odd thing about Americans & sports (I believe) is that you can dedicate your life to it all the way through 'school' and then when you leave, unless you turn pro you never play again. No Sunday league or 5 a-side, you just stop. At least that's what I heard on QI.

Actually there are a ton of different "In-Town" Leagues, in almost every city I've ever lived in. I have quit a few friends who still play in leagues. It's nothing other than for the sport (nothing if you win the championship) but it's still there if you want to play. It's usually just 18+ leagues, sometimes they have an older adults league (30, 35, or 40+) so that the older guys are all relatively in a league with their own skill set.

I noticed this thread has become just a bash Americans thread, but the funny thing is you assholes aren't even account for all the shit YOU guys have wrong. And I can sit here and take stabs at each and every country, but I'm better than that (American's are better than that) - you don't see American's talkin shit about our british brothers, other than your weird accent (which is no disrespect) but you know what I HAVE noticed

UK "Cunt's" are full of jealousy. Always will be. I had a friend that came from UK and he basically put it to me like this about how UK 'Cunts' think:

In America when your neighbor buys a new expensive car, you come outside and see it and say "Wow that's nice, I gotta get me a better paying job so I can get something EVEN NICER"

instead in UK when your neighbor buys a new expensive car, you come outside and see it and say "Wow how did that chump get THAT? He can't afford that car! I wonder what he did to get the money for it!!"

I've heard the expression: More culture in a pot of yogurt to describe them.

Lol what??? America is probably the most cultured country in the world. Between all the different nationalities that come here from all over the world, there is always something festive going on, and it's all over. How can you say we have no culture when our country itself is based off bringing in and allowing a big mixing pot of nationalities? Or how about the fact that all of the popular music you guys listen to in the UK comes from America? That is pure ignorance and shows your immaturity.


English Language - which the Americunts butcher in their squeaky nasaly voices and slack-jawed Southern drawls..
Flag - thieved from British east India flag.
Education - High school, (John) Harvard University (for immigrants only)
Old Imperial units - Mile, yards, inches and shit. In this as in many things, they insist on being different, like some indy faggot in high school.
Building - US Capitol 1850's built by Slaves, ripped off Chris Wren's concrete dome on St Paul's cathedral
They learned freedom from the same people they called savage.
Common Law - English, Trial by Jury - Americunts love a good lawsuit

I'd like to reply to these specifically since I'm at work and can't spend a ton of time on 1 single thread

-Fix your teeth first then you can talk about our "Nasally" "Slack jawed" accent (yes the "Fucked up teeth" epidemic around UK - I know about it) Also as well, that every single country over in the UK has a different accent of english language as well, our is just the most vastly different.
-Flags all share VERY common traits between one another and our flag was created by someone who definitely would NOT have known what the British east india flag looked like. Also moreover, british east india was done by the 1800s.
-Harvard is NOT for immigrants only, not sure where you got that info. That is way off. Some of the most notorious politicians (white) have come from harvard as well as many judges, lawyers, and others. It is one of our top schools, you'd be an idiot to think it was majority anything other than white.
-Our units of measurement bother you? Why do you care what we use?
-The white house was not based off the dome on st pauls, you could say that about any dome shaped building then. And its not true.
-And Americunts love a lawsuit yes. Most of the time its to get things that should rightfully be ours or paid to us for damages that have happened (For example a hospital killed my father- it was wrongful death, and yes it was their fault and he died painfully because of it and yes my mother is suing since they killed the bread winner in our household.) There are people who file frivolously yes, but it's not as common as you may think. They just get a lot of media attention when it does happen.

Also, let's go over some things about the brits that "Aren't so good"
-The extreme amount of alcoholism and binge drinking (you guys have a ton of alco's over there)
-Chavs are becoming the giant whole teenage population (bunch of hoodlums, equivalent to our "Wiggers")
-The extreme amount of alcoholism and binge drinking (yes I know I put this twice)
-Your failing government since no one has any type of personal responsibility over there. Blame the police, political figures, and magestrates but do nothing to fix the problem.
-You misdirected hate (probably fueled by jealousy) at America. I'm not sure why you'd hate American's especially the general consensus on the UK is well likable. You guys hate things about Americans that have nothing to do with you. Explain to me why our units of measurement bother you? Or why do you care we are fat? We are fat and happy. Not hateful, spiteful, jealous bastards like what I'm seeing from our UK members here.
-Everything is overly expensive and you guys are just as much a consumer country as America is, just a little bit skinnier overall.

Plus there is more (such as the knife violence) that hasn't been mentioned since I don't have time for it.

I'd like to hear some real reasons why UK people hate Americans. Not something fueled by jealousy. Not for things that have nothing to do with you guys. What is it about America that provokes you to talk shit on us so bad? I'd really like to know.
 
Cheers for the laugh smok3y, I really needed that what with our dire weather and all! A little bit of pee actually came out. It's called self deprecation, and it is a sign of a mature country. Americans and America in general will get there eventually, but sadly at the moment the UK has an awful lot of buildings that are older than your whole country so we can't expect it to happen over night. You don't seem to understand that stealing other people's cultures and watering it down and making it shitter is no culture at all. The only thing's that are truly American are over eating and bastardising things that the rest of the world does better. You are right though, I am jelous that 60% of your country is obese, but our country is catching up fast, so hopefully one day that resentment will reduce a little.

To highlight what i'm talking about all you have to do is look at Las Vegas. You guys seem to think that building a replica Eifel tower in the middle of the desert is the equivalent of the actual eifel tower, with it's actual history - you know 'history', that thing your country only has a few hundred years of? O wow dude, it's like one minute i'm in france, the next minute i'm in Italy on a gondala, then i'm over in China eating some noodles playing a bit of poker. NO YOU'RE NOT. LEAVE YOUR COUNTRY TO APPRECIATE WHAT A BLAND AND CULTURALLY BARON CESS PIT IT IS. Actually, please don't. The less Americans there are in Europe the better. The Americans who have actually broadened their horizons on daddys money are even worse than the Americans who see no reason to ever get a passport. I think the worst part of America is your architecture. No, sticking some collumns on a normal building does not mean you are the modern equivalent of Rome. Culture has to have history behind it. Your pitiful replicas will never be a substitute for the real deal. You lack originality and thought, and you think that making things bigger or larger in quantity substitutes for quality. Just watch Man Vs Food and you'll see what I mean. You don't need 62 pounds of 15 different meats in one sandwich for it to taste good. Eating a large meal that a European wouldn't touch with a shitty stick does not make you a winner.

And what's with all these 4th or 5th generation people saying "i'm Irish" and pretending that drinking 5 pints somehow validates that? Or your plastic Italians who real Italians wouldn't even spit on?

The thing that provokes us to talk shit about America so bad is that you take yourselves so seriously and you genuinely believe you're number one for some reason. If you were really number one you wouldn't care in the slightest what us mere mortals think of you and your totally rad country, with it's overly complicated sports and beef burgers the size of your head. When you highlight the negatives of our country we find it funny, because it is funny. We know the problems exist, we are the problem in most cases. Yes our fair island is chav infested, yes we drink to excess, yes a lot of people in inner cities like to stab each other, and yes most of us have bad teeth. Please don't take it seriously, it is actually quite fun ripping the piss out of each other back and forth. COME AT ME BRO!
 
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