Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
Ah, fuck tescos. Bread and salt shall suffice. I will get the tractor warmed up :D
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The 3-FPM Discussion Thread V2. Fumes of Fiend Fuel
- Thread starter Sprout
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SquidInSunglasses
Bluelighter
Ooh arr, bring some cider as well would ya?
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
I'm afraid that is complete sacrilege. We drink only buckfast in my part of Devon. I can bring you a few casks of custard, mind you.
SquidInSunglasses
Bluelighter
I'll pass on the custard if it's all the same to you. I don't really know the local products here enough to share, but I do have a smorgasbord of stims and some bourbon if you'd like.
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
Do the symptoms include forgetting oxidation states?
No, but typographical errors are a pretty common side-effect of being bloody knackered after spending 6 hours of each day this week working on in situ Nitrogenous fluorescent markers for Streptomycetes and examing their lithotrophic N/H2S/H+ metabolism and another 8 hours of each day researching primary literature on said topic.
T'was kinda what drove me to penning such.
Though it seems you've come down with a possibly fatal case of Snarky Bitch Syndrome...
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Hmm, you're right ..... Better check I'm not setting myself up for a fall. She who lives on a knife edge had better not dance too wildly, or something .....No, but ..... (stuff deleted) ..... it seems you've come down with a possibly fatal case of Snarky Bitch Syndrome...
SquidInSunglasses
Bluelighter
She who lives on a knife's edge should be very careful when doing the splits.
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
Not half so careful as he who lives on a knife's edge .....
SquidInSunglasses
Bluelighter
I doubt there's many people who'd enjoy landing crotch-first on a knife's edge, regardless of what specific organ they have doing the contacting.
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Actually it would be preferable for a bloke as at least he'd end up with two dicks, whereas a woman would just get a fanny like the mersey tunnel...
consumer
Bluelighter
Two dicks...i would end up tying myself in knots...
SquidInSunglasses
Bluelighter
The real question is, if you cut your dick in two can you use the two halves separately like you can if you get your tongue split?
consumer
Bluelighter
Yes. Each will have a mind of its own...
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
consumer
Bluelighter
Sprouts going to be waving his modstick soon. We have derailed the 3FPM thread...heaven forbid 
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Sprouts going to be waving his modstick soon. We have derailed the 3FPM thread...heaven forbid
It's ok, he started it by abusing Julie
consumer
Bluelighter
Phewww. I dont want him waving that thing at me
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
I could wave two things at you now...
(oh god it hurts so muuuch!!)
(oh god it hurts so muuuch!!)
consumer
Bluelighter
I hope you are ambidextrousI could wave two things at you now...
(oh god it hurts so muuuch!!)
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
I hope you are ambidextrous
Actually, yes I am... Once the bleeding stops I'll exploit that to it's full potential