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Hello. Swim has recently been placed on non-reporting probation (in USA), and wants to be safe and detox. There is about 1 week left until Swim must contact the Probation office.

Swim has been smoking high quality headies daily (about .1g-.2g) for over a year. First of all, is there anyway to beat a probation drug test (substitution, dilution, etc. or will they detect cheating?)?

If not, then what would be the best way to get the THC out of body in 1 week?... Swim wonders if this could happen successfully if he drinks lots of water and goes to a sauna (for sweating) everyday or every other day. [Swim is 20 years old and 155lbs.]

Please be very specific and also indicate whether or not your idea has been used and how successful it was. Any help is much appreciated.
 
^Some say those detox work others don't, I've never had such luck with it.

Regularly it takes Marijuana about a month to clear from your system.
 
Hello. Swim has recently been placed on non-reporting probation (in USA), and wants to be safe and detox. There is about 1 week left until Swim must contact the Probation office.

Swim has been smoking high quality headies daily (about .1g-.2g) for over a year. First of all, is there anyway to beat a probation drug test (substitution, dilution, etc. or will they detect cheating?)?

If not, then what would be the best way to get the THC out of body in 1 week?... Swim wonders if this could happen successfully if he drinks lots of water and goes to a sauna (for sweating) everyday or every other day. [Swim is 20 years old and 155lbs.]

Please be very specific and also indicate whether or not your idea has been used and how successful it was. Any help is much appreciated.

Good luck. I tried every method of cheating those tests under the sun (except for substituting someone else's urine as my own) and it took me about 6 months before I realized that it was all hit-or-miss and I should probably just get clean.
 
Here is the secret probation detox solution. Take a package of jello gelatin. Mix the entire contents into a full glass of water....mix thouroughly. Drink it all up a couple of hours before you go in to pee for the little state sponsered prick. Keep drinking water on the way. THC and anything else in your urine will be suspenededm or gelled up inside your bladder. You will only pee water......only....it will be water from you bladder which is what the state sponsered prick watching you pee wants to see.
 
IMO, There is no way to beat the new technology they have for drug tests, except if you use someone elses urine.
 
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dont drink water till like 4 hoursbefore the test, during the week it wont do anything, drink like a lil over a gallon of water and take a bunch of viatmin b6 and b12 and piss 6 or 7 times and you'll pass


i've done it
 
they have detox drinks... ive never heard of swim though but then again ive never been arrested. my girlfriend detoxed with something called total eclipse though and passed with flying colors. is SWIM like really fucking legit or something though?
 
wait im fucking retarded... if its a piss test theres a number of things you can buy. GNC carries detox drinks and most head shops have some. my bad i was really really really confused
 
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