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Thatcher's dead

Well enjoy your moment 8) Would be a bad thing if youth born a decade after her reign were still dancing about with joy and redemption.
 
exactly kenny, apart from that it shows an ignorance of history. shm is a tired old man, consequently he more than most should be able to recall what it was like living when the unions had the country by the balls. three day weeks, regular power cuts.. real fucking civilised that aint it?



someone had to break the unions, the fact scotland got tossed on the scrapheap at the same time was just a happy bonus
 
daily mash


Northern Britain already hammered
08-04-13

EVERYONE in Britain north of Birmingham is already very drunk indeed.

'It's a release is what it is'

‘It’s a release is what it is’

Eyewitnesses said the drinking started within seconds of the announcement and was of a ferocious intensity.

Police in Manchester, Newcastle, Liverpool and Glasgow have been told to take the rest of the week off as local authorities said they will tidy everything up ‘at some point’.

Nathan Muir, a southerner visiting Derby on what passes for business in the midlands, said: “I was in a meeting when someone spotted the news on their smartphone. The booze appeared instantly. I have no idea where it came from. It was like they had been waiting a very long time and were fully prepared.

“I would say they were all aggressively drunk within four to five minutes. I think it was the adrenalin rush combined with the funnels.

“Anyway, I quickly felt as if I did not belong, particularly when a half empty vodka bottle whizzed past my head, before exploding against the Derby Enterprise Zone poster on the wall.”

He added: “As I made a dash for the car park, I was almost killed as a desk smashed through a second floor window and completely destroyed a Nissan Qashqai.

“Then this woman stuck her head out of the broken window and shouted, ‘lets find Tebbit and piss on his face’.”

A spokesman for Merseyside Fire Brigade said: “We’re going to let things burn. If we put it out they will just set fire to it again. Plus, we don’t want to seem like killjoys.”
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Oh I love all this bollocks Ed Miliband has described her as 'unique' (very good Ed, you're not up against the wall quite yet), while John Major has described her as 'a true force of nature'.

Like a fucking earthquake eh John?

I've also just heard someone on Radio 4 say she did more for feminism than anybody, even the Queen.

There's your definition of surreal then.
 
Not a state funeral, but will be afforded the same thing as Queen Mother and Di.

Whatever the fuck that means.

I'd vote for putting her remains in the gents public urinals in West Wisbech.
 
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