One Thousand Words
Bluelighter
It had milk and two sugars in it. Possibly a Russian caravan brew
You know it's getting near the end of your night when someone tries to light the filtered end of their cigarette
I feel ashamed to say I have done this many a time when smashed on pills.![]()
Ditto, and even worse when it's a J that has taken about 20 minutes to build
The thought of drinking bong water is making me gag. Vile shit
I managed to skite my big fat juicy line into the sink
I am now rather ashsmed of the fact that I am the stuff of legend in my area, known as "that guy" who poured an entire bag of MDMA into his pint.
Never again. (On the upside, at least I proved that a gramme of MDMA is unlikely to kill you...)
When I stupidly lost my line for what seemed like divine intervention, I did think 'perhaps this is a sign to call it quits...?' Only to go and score the next day.
The thought of drinking bong water is making me gag. Vile shit
Anyway, he was always leaving his homemade bongs scattered around the kitchen and the smell was fucking atrocious. He'd get raging if you threw one out, too.
You know it's getting near the end of your night when someone tries to light the filtered end of their cigarette
) baggie of 2,5-Dimethoxy-4-methylamphetamine (aka DOM - the exceedingly rare dextro (I think? the stronger one anyway) enantiomer at that too ><) I'd lost several months earlier in the middle of a pool of skanky bongwater after knocking said item over spilling a pool of the gunk under a chair whilst off my tits on ket one night. I could find no legitimate way to lick bongwater off the floor - especially given how fukkin' potent that stuff is and how hard to work out the dilution must have been by that point. Still gutted 
Fortunately I've always been lucky but a friend of mine back in the day accidentally dropped 3 eight balls (10.5g) of coke into her pool, then a few days later her brother found a kilo of coke on the beach !!!! Wish I had that kind of luck lol
