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[kiely]

 

[ions]

Saw this earlier.
Meanwhile in Pennsylvania, somebody is saying.
It wouldn't be so cold out here if it weren't for the wind.

 

[Hannah Capps]

I laughed so hard !

I'm glad! Laughing does so much good!

 

[Chaurus]

A 9 year old boy enters the gents lavatories, wait I can't tell that one lol .it's not as bad as it first sounds

It was full of German transmen?

 

[kiely]

Polacks tell the best jokes !

 

[kiely]

A school teacher asks who was the greatest hero in the history of mankind.
John shouts:
-Abraham Lincoln!
Isaiah protests and says:
- Martin Luther King.
Little Golberg raises his hand and says:
- Of course it was Jesus!
The teacher says with a smile on her face:
- Way to go! You're right. You won!
Little Goldberg comes over and receives his prize...
The teacher asks if he is satisfied
- Partly - Goldberg replies.
- Everyone knows that Moses was the biggest badass but business is business...

 

[kiely]

Chilly today but

Hot tamale

 

[Deleted member 578389]

i once tried to get some sleep,
but my brain threw a party so wild,
it should've been illegal
now i'm just a caffeine-fueled outlaw,
chasing dreams in the middle of the night.

 

[KriptonitXxx]

Telefon şakası))) Alo Namık ordami? Alo Namık ordamı ? Alo Namık ordamı ? Öyle biri yok. Kapat en son Alo ben Namık beni arayan oldumu Karşi taraf peki siz kimsiniz ? KAPAT...

 

[NullVoidXIII]

Dopamine and Serotonin: Technically the only two things you enjoy.

 

[FixXxer]

Why is E the only letter that received presents from Santa for Christmas?

Spoiler: I don't know, why?

All the other letters are NOT E. (Naughty)

 

[Deleted member 578389]

I’m very in touch with my body.

Unfortunately, my body is also very into bad ideas and calls it “self-care.”

 

[Robi]

Why did a chicken go to a seance? To get to the other side.

 

[Ki3ly]

@ions .... tell a joke

 

[Robi]

A group of scientists started a band.They named it Ion Maiden.

 

[ions]

@Ki3ly
you can make butter from any animals milk. you churn it enough that's what you get.
You milk a human you get nipple butter. You milk a cow, you get the udder butter.

 

[Ki3ly]

bye

 

[ions]

bye bye

 

[Ki3ly]

 

[ions]