Telemarketing

[ForTheRush]

- Your calling a business please dont call here again -
- Sent money last year to the VFW -
- I'd like to help you but im flat broke, hahaha -
- I can take the phone in the other room to his ashes if you want -
- I can't support nobody im a widow with no money -
- We've given all our donations out sorry -
- Cant do that unless I see what it is -
- Ive give to all my charities this year maybe you were one of them-
- Uhhh, sorry, no -
- No I don't think im interested thank you -
- CAn't do 20 how bout 15 -
- I know you are, im very low in my finances this year -
- I'm sorry cant do anything this year -
- Well I'll try 20 -
- *sigh* right now im trying to save my eyesight i have lukemia -
- No there is no mrs. griffith here -
- Send it out i'll be lookin forward to it, 35 but send a packet with it -
- Nows not a good time we just lost our dog -
- Guy down the street collected from me, do you know him? -
- Not if its that much, 14.50?, well ill try -
- Uhh not right now i have a toothache -
- No thank you *click* -
- Oh jesus! your about the 12th person this week its driving me nuts -
- Your welcome to send anything you want, but im not positive ill support -
- You say your vietnam vets? out in altha? well i already contributed to VFW -
- ok, 2o -
- Well im in bad shape so I dont think I can help you this year -
- Shes dead! Shes divorced!

 

[valo7333]

haha

 

[newskin]

I worked doing phone surveys and having some other good ones:

-Why don't you go jump in a lake?
-Nope sorry can't do it I just broke into their house to steal the TV
-Nope you can't call back I'm stealing the phone too

and bunch more funny ones that have to do with the survey so they'd require a lot of explination.