Teens, here are 60 ways for you to say no to drugs [very funny]

chrisisparanoid said:
No, but do you have any chocolate....? <--- that one is cool. i'd use it if i was saying no to drugs
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if someone said that to me i'd give him some mushroom chocolate(without telling him it has mushrooms of course)
 
39. I prefer my brown eyes to your red ones.


words cannot describe the stupidity of this
 
25. I don’t want your life.
29. You must be mistaking me for an idiot.
34. No and get a life while you’re at it.

okay... i know someone who runs an office max and does huge amounts of acid every weekend.. and hes very smart and "in reality" when hes not tripping... i know drug users (including myself) at my "advanced education" highschool... people need to stop associating "drugs" with an escapist, giving up, poor, cheap thrill, $10 a gram for happinness kinda life.. they can provide so much more than that
 
if you don't want to use drugs, then just don't use them. You can just tell the guy no, you don't have to be a dick to them, and you certainly don't have to be fucking stupid and say anything on that list.
 
Now seriously, did they make this as a joke. I really doubt seeing a teenager saying this to do a dealer or a person who wants them to do drugs and I don't see how the writer could not see how lame they are for making it. Oh well, it gives this high teenager something to laugh at for a few seconds. :)
 
9. Haven’t you seen the fried egg in those ads?

That doesn't apply to here because 'those ads' aren't shown here. Apart from those stupid anti-marijuana radio ads about a year ago, there aren't any anti-drug ads here, thankfully. In fact, the fried egg ads are reminders to wear sunscreen. I think some of them were for paint.

12. No way, I put it away.

????

20. No, but if you have any chocolate ..

...as long as laced with shrooms, I'll go that! =D

24. I don’t have time for drugs.

Actually time seems to dilate on acid. It feels like there's more time than ever.

26. Sorry, I’m on a drug-free diet.

Except for the coke and coffee and antidepressants.

31. Poof!

That's a rather homophobic response, if I do say so myself. What if the dealer's gay?

32. I’d rather eat my mother’s mystery casserole!

I DO eat my mum's mystery casserole! Actually after years of eating it, it's no mystery anymore. I also take drugs.

36. Did you just ask me to do drugs? I didn’t think so.

I think the dealer just did.

45. No, I have a very busy schedule.

That's what goey is for.

48. Gee thanks, but I’m high on life.

A chick actually wrote that on my shirt at the rave I went to on the weekend. I'm not sure if I made her uncomfortable when I was telling her about the acid visuals. She didn't seem uncomfortable anyway.

54. No you might be an undercover cop.

We're not in southeast Asia...

59. No thanks, I might get kicked off the math team.

I studied on E's and speed once, and acid on the weekend. Works pretty good.


Honestly, who comes up with this crap? I bet they're full of antidepressants or something.
 
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