Strawberry_lovemuffin
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So I know we've ALL taken taxis at one time or another.... surely you all have stories to tell.
Bad drivers?
Raunchy Rendevous?
Disturbing incidents?
Vomiting incidents?
I'll graciously admit that there ARE some taxi drivers who are great. They're the ones who get you home when you can barely slur out the name of your suburb before passing out in the backseat. But the large majority are the kind who'll drive you six times up and down Springvale road and then turn in the wrong direction knowing you don't know where the hell you're going and then charge you for all the wasted travelling time.
The worst one we've ever had was after a party at Seaford. We told him we needed to get to "Mulgrave" then pretty much zoned out in the backseat. 15 minutes later we regained conciousness and the dickhead was driving in the opposite direction. We asked him to stop, pull over and look at the Melways. "Well, where are we?" my boyfriend asked. "Well...." the taxi driver said, with furrowed brow. "We're somewhere ."
We got out and walked away without paying a cent.
What are your taxi stories?
Bad drivers?
Raunchy Rendevous?
Disturbing incidents?
Vomiting incidents?
I'll graciously admit that there ARE some taxi drivers who are great. They're the ones who get you home when you can barely slur out the name of your suburb before passing out in the backseat. But the large majority are the kind who'll drive you six times up and down Springvale road and then turn in the wrong direction knowing you don't know where the hell you're going and then charge you for all the wasted travelling time.
The worst one we've ever had was after a party at Seaford. We told him we needed to get to "Mulgrave" then pretty much zoned out in the backseat. 15 minutes later we regained conciousness and the dickhead was driving in the opposite direction. We asked him to stop, pull over and look at the Melways. "Well, where are we?" my boyfriend asked. "Well...." the taxi driver said, with furrowed brow. "We're somewhere ."
We got out and walked away without paying a cent.
What are your taxi stories?