Tales of oblivious parents

[Pissangel]

^ Hahahaha. That's great.

 

[duanomatic]

Man i totally forgot this one but once whe i was 13 i went home high on 2 hits of DOB that i was told was LSD. I was so high that i literally couldnt tell what colour anything actually was because it would always change. Anyways, after getting home my dad made me sit at the table and eat dinner with the fam. I had no iris, just pupil. And worst of all we were having egg noodles and butter chicken. Its hard enough getting those damn slippery noodles on your fork sober, try it on 2 hits of potent DOB! I dont know how they couldnt tell i was tripping balls. It took me about 45 mins to eat one plate because i just couldnt get the damn noodles on the fork.

Haha hell yes. My fam summoned me to a spaghetti dinner about three hours after i ingested a couple hits of white on white blotter. I was goddamn pouring sweat and it took me about five minutes to get a bite in my mouth. My step mom actually noticed how badly I was sweating and brought a fan to the table and set it up. lol. Nobody was the wiser.

 

[Serotonin101]

I went over to a friends house and was expecting to just trip my ass off for the night with some friends. I ate 3 hits of some incredible lsd and was smoking a bowl when my dad called and said he got in a fight with my mom and was coming to pick me up to cool off and talk. He picks me up and we're driving to the bar to shoot pool and i couldnt stop commenting on how beautiful the sunset was. We get to the bar and rack up the balls and i miss every single ball on the table trying to break... I just told him i smoked a lot of good weed and he laughed and said "it doesnt matter, youre not much worse anyway" lol. Talked mad shit to me but its all good.

 

[MissNervosa]

My brother has been a stoner since high school and would have the occasional sneaky bong hits in his room after my parents had gone to bed,or when they were out.One day he got cocky and was smoking while Mum was outside gardening.He didn't hear her come back inside,and had just taken a hit when she knocked on his bedroom door and came straight in,so he leapt into his wardrobe and pulled the door closed and almost went blue holding in the smoke while she dropped a basket of fresh laundry on his bed and left,none the wiser.
He also used the same trick as everyone else at school used when coming home stoned with really bloodshot eyes.He'd head straight for the shower and come out rubbing his eyes and complaining that he got shampoo in them and they were burning.Apparently none of those kid's parents were any the wiser?!

Back in the days when I was a speed addict,I went to visit my parents for a few days over christmas.I'd rail a few lines and be bursting with energy,and one day I spent over 3 hours maniacally cleaning the small ensuite bathroom.My pupils were so big you couldn't tell what colour my eyes were,I was soaked in sweat and grinning my head off scrubbing grout with a toothbrush.I saw Mum shake her head in admiration and say "she's such a hard worker!" to Dad.They had no clue,but I feel we both got something positive out of my drug use

Oh yeah,and I think I've posted this elsewhere,but I had something awesome happen when I was visiting my parents once. My mum has polymyalgia and her doc had been trialling her on all sorts of pain meds to manage it.I'd recently hurt my lower back,and asked Mum if she had any paracetamol.She said "oh try one of the pills my doctor gave me,they're really good for pain but were too strong for me,so you'd better go lie down after you take it".I assumed it was just codeine so I popped it without much thought and went to lie down.Pretty soon I felt completely smashed and was drifting in and out of conciousness,feeling floaty and dreamy and the pain was completely gone.Once I'd come around I asked Mum what the pills were.She said "oh here,take the box home with you,I'm gonna try something else".I was completely gobsmacked when she handed over a box of Oxycontin!! Of course I bragged about it to my brother who immediately blackmailed me into sharing,but as we were opiate newbies,we had a shitload of fun with them!

 

[Pagey]

Wow, these stories are good, haha. I don't have anything like that although there were lots and lots of times when I was fucked out of my mind on benzos or oxy, nodding right in front of my parents and they didn't suspect anything.

 

[Butterwood]

i ate chinese food stoned with my dad/brother/and dads gf while watching the survivor finale that was on tv
held conversation and everything :D dont think they knew anything..or if they did no one called me out even to this day.

 

[smw66466]

My buddy and I smoked about a quarter in his basement and his mom came downstairs and asked us if we were just making onions. On another occasion, his dad walked in on me filling a bong and my friend convinced him we were smoking tobacco (out of the foot and a half tall rasta bong).

 

[SirTophamHat]

Sadly enough I live with my parents at age 24. Though for the first couple years I was able to toke without them any the wiser, nowadays they've honed their intuition to scary levels. I've gone from tripping on 4g of booms in front of them and holding it together, to taking every precaution in order to avoid seeing them while high.

It doesn't help that I'm a fuckup @ life, as each year passes they grow increasingly more convinced that drugs are the reason why I'm such a lazyass. They should know better 8)

 

[phenethylo J]

Once like 5-6 years ago I came home 3am on 2c-b and my mom thought I was sober and was repeatedly congratulating me on how proud of me she was that I didn't come home wasted.

Once around the same time when I came home after being on a heavy dose of mda with my friends and was sitting at my pc and my mom walks up to me and starts looking at my eyes and then says in a joking voice oh my god your eyes are so clear what drugs are you on in a joking voice then laughs and walks out.

 

[Voodoochild870]

my mah found an oz. of boomers once. I told her 'don't throw those away, they're for cooking with, they're like Portabellas'.

That almost backfired because she was telling me she'd help with the cooking if I needed it, but I talked my way out of that one.