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Tales of oblivious parents

jones-in_J said:
I just wamted to make a thread for funny storiea about your parebts being oblivious to your drug use

My mom just found a heroin needle i had lost in my room when real fucked up under my dirty clothes bin and told me she had found something when about to pick the clothes up and disnt know what it was and i was like oh yea dont worry i just lost ot a while back i picked it up though.... end of convo haha

Also when i was younger she thought i was on drugs and i had this huge locking desk that she made me open or she was gonna bust it open with a hammer... she got my weed and an altoid tin full of ccc's in it but i had four glsss pipes and a glass bubbler in there that she left for me cuz she didnt know what it was. She made me leave my drawer open from then on and i jhst left the pipes exposed cuz she didnt know what they were anyway haha
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Sounds like you got a pretty cool Mum dude...ime parents often know a lot more about what we are up to then they let on to us
 
laugh said:
Sounds like you got a pretty cool Mum dude...ime parents often know a lot more about what we are up to then they let on to us
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Normally id agree that she knew and ignored it. I think she knew it was a dope needle but ive bren keeping my dope use real undercover lately now that shes gotren way more serious about kicking me out (again) , before id be nodding out allll the time and so obvious about it. But ive played it off like ibe been clean for some time so i think she thought it was an old needle that got lost

Whatever, didnt kick me out thats all that matters
 
Man i totally forgot this one but once whe i was 13 i went home high on 2 hits of DOB that i was told was LSD. I was so high that i literally couldnt tell what colour anything actually was because it would always change. Anyways, after getting home my dad made me sit at the table and eat dinner with the fam. I had no iris, just pupil. And worst of all we were having egg noodles and butter chicken. Its hard enough getting those damn slippery noodles on your fork sober, try it on 2 hits of potent DOB! I dont know how they couldnt tell i was tripping balls. It took me about 45 mins to eat one plate because i just couldnt get the damn noodles on the fork.
 
entheo said:
I'm sorry cloudy! Keep your head up my man. At least she didn't ingest any of it!
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eh, it was nothing... now if she finds my heroin supplies I would be fucked. She already knows I'm a druggie and has since I was 14. She knows i've used plenty of drugs in her house, which she obviously is not a fan of, but as long as I keep myself out of legal trouble and drugs aren't destroying my life Its fine.
 
My parents know how i am with drugs, shit i actually give my parents more correct drug info than anyone else does.

Its actually the opposite i just recently figured out my father is addicted to hydrocodones and possibly other opiate pharms., iv been oblivious to that for years and now it makes perfect sense.
 
The amount of times I have talked and talked and talked with my mum when high as fuck off of aMT and mephedrone are ridiculous. Not once has she suspected anything, unless she just doesn't want to bother saying anything now...
 
Back in the day, I'd often have to pretend to be "sick with some nasty stomach flu" when I'd be constantly throwing up from low opiate tolerance. And it always seemed like a day or so later, my mother would sing the same song: "RL, my stomach has been hurting all day. You must have given me what you had." No, I don't think I spiked your drinks with my drugs...8)
 
2c-goinsane said:
My parents know how i am with drugs, shit i actually give my parents more correct drug info than anyone else does.
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Lol yes me too. It's hilarious, when my mom isn't too sure about interactions between meds or its efficacy for a certain condition she asks me about it. She even asks me if the doc gave her something that I think would actually help or not, lol.
 
Being 20, Ive faced the worst of my parent's intrusions but nowadays, she is 1 year away from her Nursing degree and already working in a hospital . . . AKA Knows all the signs/symptoms of every drug. Glad I moved out before this haha
 
From ages 13-16 I'd stolen at least half of my mother's monthly hydrocodone script. First she had 90 5/500s, then 120 of them. Then 7.5/500 -> 7.5/325 ->10/325. But by the time she got the Norcos, I'd been taking well over 2/3 of her script each month. The pain clinic did a pill count and she was fucked. Only until the doctor accused her did she accuse me. I think mother got a lucky hand, else she never would have known her son is an addict :/

My family had always known me as the little pharmacist. I had already gained a vast knowledge of psychoactives by the age of 15, and was quick to share it with EVERYONE. Freaked a lot of kids at high school out, and blew a couple of stoners' gaskets off. Fun years..eh not really.

I'm 24 now and on 2mg sublingual bupe daily..severed all ties with family and past friends in order to recover. Oddly enough, the forums stayed in my life.
 
I've interacted with my parents on various drugs a massive amount of times... but my favorite was back when I used to vape in my room during the middle of the day with them in the house. As far as I can tell, they never noticed. I'd just spray Lysol after I was done.

Unfortunately, that vape was a $40 piece of shit and later exploded, nearly setting my dorm on fire; luckily, nobody noticed that either. Another cheap vaporizer (not mine) malfunctioned while we were hitting it and set off a smoke alarm in my friend's dorm just a month ago. I have bad luck with the things.
 
my actual parents have passed away but on sunday my foster parents invited me over for dinner i had a bottle of g and a bottle of water beside me in my car i pulled into my drive way and picked up what i thought was the water, downed a bunch and relized it wasn't water... almost got away with it intill i face planted into my dinner plate....
 
My mother knew about my pot use and nothing else. She never even questioned why I was always sick a lot of the time.... why I had way older friends or why I would hangout with people she never even heard of. Just recently I was hanging out with a twenty nine year old and doing heroin but my mom never questioned it. She asked how I met her and I was like a mutual friend on facebook lol.... she was like oh ok and gave me money to use when I went out with her. My mom didnt ever know that we were both getting high or that I got a gun pulled out on me... she thought I went to the movies. My pin point eyes were never questioned or why I was throwing up... nor did she know about all the other times I copped I'm the city when she thought I was only a few minutes away. She only ever found out cause she found a hallowed out pen with dope in it... She however now thinks it all was a one time thing and I'm clean. However I've been addicted to opiates since I was sixteen and now I'm still using.. she thought I went out to eat a few days ago but never questioned why I was gone over two hours and only came home at 1am... lol I was in another city getting dope and doing it. Its bad I know but oh well... I think she's afraid to know or she still has put too much trust in me. She still hides her hydros though but it's not like I want them anyways.
 
i used to come home late, baked as shit, and my mom would heat me up a plate and feed me cookies. shes a saint.
 
My mom just found a heroin needle i had lost in my room when real fucked up under my dirty clothes bin and told me she had found something when about to pick the clothes up and disnt know what it was and i was like oh yea dont worry i just lost ot a while back i picked it up though.... end of convo haha
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damn. i wish my mum was so nonchalant when my brother "uncovered" my then hidden IV use from her.

i'm of the age where my parents don't have a right to get up in my grill if i decide to let loose every once in a while, but living under my fathers roof kind of changes the dynamics - we've had very rocky periods between us but can put everything aside at the end of the day. as long as i'm respectful of him and his space while consciously making an effort not to fall back into full blown addiction he's respectful of my choices which is all i can really ask for, right?
 
About a week ago I had taken a few hits of some Madd Hatter herbal incense and was high as shit.
My Dad asked me to go out to the garage and grab him some dish soap. I went out, looked around for a bit and forgot why I even went out. After about 10 minutes in the garage I came back inside with a gallon of milk hahaha.
He hasn't said anything about it yet.
 
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