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Tales of oblivious parents

jones-in_J

jones-in_J

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I just wamted to make a thread for funny storiea about your parebts being oblivious to your drug use

My mom just found a heroin needle i had lost in my room when real fucked up under my dirty clothes bin and told me she had found something when about to pick the clothes up and disnt know what it was and i was like oh yea dont worry i just lost ot a while back i picked it up though.... end of convo haha

Also when i was younger she thought i was on drugs and i had this huge locking desk that she made me open or she was gonna bust it open with a hammer... she got my weed and an altoid tin full of ccc's in it but i had four glsss pipes and a glass bubbler in there that she left for me cuz she didnt know what it was. She made me leave my drawer open from then on and i jhst left the pipes exposed cuz she didnt know what they were anyway haha
 
This one time I left a bottle of GHB in my room that's clearly visible.
Mom asked what it was.
Me: "Water."

It's still sitting in the same spot. Next to an actual water bottle.
 
My friend got quite an oblivious mom.

One day he was snorting speed on the table behind him while playing video games with another friend.
Suddenly, his mom comes in the basement where they were. The table was clearly white on the spot they did their lines, with a rolled up dollar bill sitting next to it.
His moms sees this and says "Could you clean the table? It's dusty." and leaves.
 
^This is similar to what happened to me. I was alone for a week and did loads of drone on the table, I cleaned it but missed a few spots. My dad saw it and asked "What's this wax here?". I promptly cleaned and denied everything.
 
Lol

Man parents can be dumb sometimes

I think sometimes though they just dont want to believe their kids a drug addict so bad that they just ACT oblivious, my mom did that for a long time. Not with what happened today though, shes over denying to herself that om a drug addict and knows ive shot heroin... if she realized this morning that what ahe foune was a heroin needle id be homeless right now.

She actually was smart once a couple weeks ago.. she was downstairs with me so i was figbting off the nod but she was suspicious of me being high so she walked up the stairs real loud, then waited a minute and quietly crept back down and caught me nodding. She flipped out and was about to kick me out but i told her it was cuz i didnt have a habit and was fiending so bad tbat i took a bunch of suboxone so wouldnt get d
 
Ope and acted like i felt guilty about it cuz it was still wrong that i got high. She was hesitant to believe me but in the end she did haha. Its the same excuse i gave to my job one day when i was so fucked up they paid foe a taxi for me to go home... tbey already knew id been to rehab so i just said the doc there gave me subocone and i took a little too much

Thanm god i still jave my job
 
Yeah, they just act oblivious. But I think EVERY parent suspected that their child is using something, true or not. The subject pops up every now and then, but thank god I mastered the game. I'll never be busted. I'll, probably go into full adulthood and moving out without them ever finding out. I win at life.



NO, IT ACTUALLY SUCKS.
 
My parents suspected I was getting high and getting laid when I was ~13, which is so far from wrong it's amazing and now I think they think I'm probably gay with all these female friends I'm not trying to bed...

I'm always tired after work so if Im going to have an evening of drug abuse, I'll just tell them I'm tired and going bed. Dissociatives are my faves so I spend half my time holing. When I'm using anything else it'll tend to be stims so I'll be out partying where they know I'm "drinking"
 
smoked meth in the bathroom and went to talk to my parents. multiple times. dropped acid and hung out with them, rolled around them, the list goes on and on. they caught me a few times, but the ratio was something like 500.1
 
Me being stoned is so incredibly obvious that any other drug I do around them they don't really pick up on, not that they really tolerate me smoking weed but if I do a lot of benzos and get too drowsy they automatically assume I'm blazed. Same with gabapentin, pregabalin and opiates, they always assume it's weed since they have no drug experience and because I used to be such a major stoner.

I've talked to my dad and mom on acid before, it's definitely interesting... lol. You can have some deep conversations, but I usually cut them short because I start to get paranoid about my pupils. I've come clean to them about all the drugs I do and told my mom (not my dad, he wouldn't understand) that I sell acid here and there, and she gives me this, "I don't want to know, it's too much for me" kinda vibe, but I feel so much better being totally honest with my daily drug use to them, the only street drug I've done is LSD so it works out, they were thinking I've tried heroin and coke.

Btw, my first and only time I've railed something was a couple years ago, I railed some Lyrica 50mg capsules (LOL), four of them on a full stomach in the bathroom during a trip to a really big canyon. I've never railed before, so I didn't know about the powder around my nose, and oh wow, my dad gave me the dirtiest look when I returned to the dinner table. He probably thought I was railing dope or coke, and I wasn't feeling shit off the lyrica...
 
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My mom straight up caught my and my little bro smoking a bowl out on the back porch at like 4 am one time. We had the porch light off and everything when she came outside. I took a shot in the dark and just told her we were just out there "talking" because it was too hot inside. Somehow she believed me (or she was just in denial and wanted to believe me) and went back inside.
 
ErgicMergic said:
Btw, my first and only time I've railed something was a couple years ago, I railed some Lyrica 50mg capsules (LOL), four of them on a full stomach in the bathroom during a trip to a really big canyon. I've never railed before, so I didn't know about the powder around my nose, and oh wow, my dad gave me the dirtiest look when I returned to the dinner table. He probably thought I was railing dope or coke, and I wasn't feeling shit off the lyrica...
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Lol, that's unfortunate.

ot: The first few years that I smoked weed there were rolling papers, emptied cigs and filter tips all over my room, but she had no idea they were for rolling j's and didn't know I smoked weed until a few years later. There's definitely other stuff but I can't think of anything right now.
 
Two years ago, I had stuffed ~10g of weed behind my bed. No-one knew about it. One day I was alone and wanted to smoke some, I looked for it, but it was nowhere to be found. My parents weren't saying anything, and I wasn't going to ask. Lol.
 
Ive been smoking meth and blasting beats in the room beside the living room in my aunts house while everybody was in there watching tv for the last 2 months. Nobody has even asked me what that strange burning plastic smell is lololololol.

Also came home rolling on a 1/2 gram of mdma when i was 13 once. Couldnt stop telling my parents how much i loved them, how grateful i was to have them yada yada yada. Then i proceeded to do 2 weeks worth of math homework in about 3 hours. I then bragged the whole night about how much work i did. For some strange reason they never even wondered why i was acting so goddamn weird...

Come to think of it i bet they knew i was rooooollin hard but just didnt say anything. They are both recovering addicts who have been on every drug imaginable so it would be pretty weird if they didnt notice.
 
Well today I had a 'full' conversation with my mother while coming down off mxe. I had gotten past the point you can begin to talk but there wasn't a chance I could string 2 sentences together and I just played it off I was really really tired but I think it was really obvious. We also ate dinner together - spaghetti. I don't even know how I got it in me but damn it was hard. When I finally went up to my room it really hit me hard how upsetting this all is and how I've basically betrayed their trust. It couldn't really have been worse though because I had worked out I should be coming down about 3 hours before this happened and it's not like I'm using constantly and mum once admitted she kind of expects me to be the 'trouble child' and didn't really mind me experimenting as long as I was safe and didn't compromise my future.
 
Well, I probably have a lot more stories, but one that has happened recently goes as follows:

I have 20mg of 25i-NBOMe acetate (had the freebase originally) aq. in a bottle, and one day I had it on my desk. Well, on the bottle it clearly says, 25I-NBOMe Do not ingest. One day my mom walks in to my room and sees it when I'm out of the house. Later she asked me whats in the bottle and if it's illegal in a very pissy tone. I just played it off by saying, oh, nothing, its no illegal, dont worry about it. lol Its really not that she's oblivious, its just at this point being 23, there isn't to much she can say.
 
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