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youre a honey - Love Ant
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Introduction:
Hello,
Fun-For-One Inc, the makers of this fine kit, would like to thank you for purchasing our product. The kit you have purchased should include:
You will also need to acquire, through your own means, various alcohols and chemical substances (e.g. MDMA, amphetamines etc.) these are NOT included in your package.
A note about safety: The weapon included in this kit is EXTREMELY dangerous. Please take care to make sure that the safety is on AT ALL TIMES until it is ready to be put to use as dictated by the following instructions.
It is also important to remember to stick to the letter of these instructions, at least for the first time you use them, before you go experimenting and making your own adaptations. Changing or leaving out parts of these instructions can have unexpected and possibly hazardous results so try to have some knowledge of the process and the reasons behind the steps before you go experimenting. But, by all means, one you have done this a time or two feel free to do a little research and then try to put your own style or flair into the process. Always be careful, but remember, this is supposed to be FUN!
Instructions:
Step 1: Begin by filling the Subject's days with unfulfilling repetitive actions which hold absolutely no intellectual interest for him.
This creates a state of boredom in the mind of the Subject and a longing for change or excitement of any kind.
Step 2: Proceed to supply him with large quantities of alcohol, anywhere between 2 to 7 times a week, to be taken at night after the monotony of the day.
Unknown to the Subject, who believes they are drinking merely to escape the boredom, the excessive alcohol consumption will create a condition of sadness and depression in the Subject's days that will be directed at, amongst other things, the boredom brought about in the previous step. The Subject will begin to despair about their position in life and their prospects for the future.
This is a continuous step that should be carried out for the remainder of the exercise.
Step 3: Slowly, over a period of months, separate the Subject from all forms of human support.
Friends must be removed by one, or a combination of the following methods, or by one of the various other methods available but not mentioned here for space reasons. There is room to be creative in this step. Examples include:
As was stated earlier, these are only suggestions and you can feel free to elaborate as you like, just be sure to always bare in mind the point of this step.
The Subject must also be segregated emotionally from their family. This will be done, in part, by the anger that arises alongside the depression caused by the excessive alcohol consumption of step 2, but can be augmented via arguments caused by such things as: sudden family financial problems; controlling parents; and etc, as previously mentioned. Once again, be creative.
The purpose of this step is to create a feeling of intense loneliness, and a desire for close human relationships, in the Subject. Due to the simultaneous performance of this step with the continued development of the depression of Step 2, the Subject will begin to attribute their perpetual state of discontentment and melancholy with the removal of empathic human contact and will subconsciously develop ideas of being returned to a state of happiness by the development of new close human relationships. This will become useful in the later stages of the exercise.
Step 4: Remove the Subject from their normal routine for a small period of time - 2 weeks to a month is usually sufficient - and put him in a place where he has no responsibilities and where there is sufficient novelty to make him forget his normal boredom for a small while. Proceed to the next step exactly three days before the Subject is due to return to his normal life.
This step, while it may seem counter-productive, is truly essential to keep the boredom and concerns of the Subject's daily life from interfering with his complete submission to the effects of the next step. It has also been found to be useful in intensifying the long term effects of Step 5 by creating more memories that the Subject attributes to his time of "freedom", thereby causing this time to stay in his mind for a longer period.
However, it is also important not to remove the Subject from their usual environment for too long, as it is important that they settle back into the despair and boredom of their regular life as quickly and smoothly as possible after Step 5 is complete.
Step 5: This step is the most important in the whole procedure. As such it requires the most thought and time devoted to its careful execution. This is the step that brings together all of the preparation from the previous exercises and puts it all together to achieve its purpose. Remember, it must be performed exactly three days before the Subject’s time of “freedom” is over.
First you must carefully, after much consideration of the personality type of your Subject, choose a girl to take hold of and remove your Subject’s heart completely, a girl so perfect for your Subject that when they are forced to separate he leaves his heart and everything that goes with it behind. It cannot be emphasized enough how much careful deliberation should go into choosing the appropriate girl for this task.
Here is a rough guide to the type of girl to be chosen for your particular Subject, but as each Subject is somewhat individual this step requires a lot of common sense and initiative, as well as a deep knowledge of your particular Subject if you want to find a girl that is perfectly compatible to him. There are three basic types of men, which are then divided into many more subgroups which are not listed here for space purposes. You can figure out the appropriate girl for your Subject by playing on their likes and dislikes after you have a basic type of girl to find already in mind.
Once a suitable woman has been found for your Subject they must be placed together, in each others presence every minute of the day for three days, no more and no less. They must have access to all the amphetamines (To bring about lower emotional defenses through sleep depravation.), alcohol (To cause experiences that nervousness would normally stop from happening. It speeds the falling process.), and MDMA (To cause feelings of “love” rather than just the desire brought about by alcohol. Used together in this process they can be a powerful tool for making a man give away a heart that he may usually defend with fierce determination.) they could possibly require.
Three days has been scientifically determined, through countless observational tests, to be the ideal length of time for all of a man's thoughts and feelings to be completely ensnared. Any less and the Subject is able to pass it off as simple infatuation and will get over it in an astoundingly short time. More time however and the boy begins to get used to being around the woman, his ideas of the future begin to change from the excitement of fantasy, where anything is possible, to a more reasonable idea of the mundane reality. Longer lengths of time may, and do, breed more attachment but it has been realized that the fantasy, the “could-have-been”s, are what truly destroys a man when he is torn away from a woman. It is this that causes the howls and tears when he realizes that he may never see her again and that, he is sure, he will never find another girl he feels about in the same way that he feels about her. After three days emotion is at its maximum and logical thought it’s absolute lowest.
Step 6: When the three days are up remove the Subject from his adventure with the girl of his dreams, who by now should fill his mind, and place him back into his regular life, however his first week returned he should have no work so as there is nothing to distract the Subject from the thoughts running through his head. It should be obvious to him that he will most likely never see her again, or at least not for a very long time. This breeds despair in the heart of the Subject. For the first few days he will be able to think of nothing but the girl, during this period it is good to provide your Subject with small amounts of amphetamine to keep him unbalanced and also the large amounts of alcohol 2-7 times a week, which should not have stopped at any time since Step 2. This despair will be amplified by the fact that he is now realizing how few people are actually there for him when he feels he needs them the most.
Step 7: A short while later, usually under a week and certainly less than two, the Subject will begin to show signs that he is ready for the final step. He will begin drinking every day, usually at this point he will start his daily consumption within a few hours of waking up in the morning (or afternoon). It is important to have a lot of music that your Subject knows and identifies with sadness available, along with a very loud stereo, as a good identifying point of when your Subject is ready for the final stage is when he starts crying nightly, howling out the words to his songs of heart crushing despair and drinking until he falls asleep.
At this point take your Colt .45ACP Government model pistol and proceed to load it. To do this you must first push the magazine release button and remove the magazine from the pistol. Take your ammunition and load it into the magazine. Do not force it, or overload the magazine! Then firmly push the magazine up into the gun until the magazine catch locks into place. Now, holding the pistol grip, grasp the serration on the slide as far back as possible and pull the slide rearward until it cannot travel any further. Release the slide and allow it to go forward into the closed position. It will automatically take a cartridge from the magazine and load it into the chamber.
Then, when you are sure your Subject is thoroughly ready and during a time when they are out of the room, place the loaded pistol underneath their pillow. Be sure the safety is OFF (i.e. the red dot is visible)
This must be done at a very precise moment, when your Subject is absolutely consumed with despair and inebriated beyond the hope of rational thought. At some point your Subject will return to the room and after a little time and more drinking he will once again be overwhelmed with self pity and, preaching for his pillow to give him something to cry into, will find the pistol.
It can sometimes take a few days for this to occur due to alcohol’s inconvenient habit of making people able to fall asleep anywhere, no matter how uncomfortable, and your Subject may pass out on the floor or in various other places for a few nights. But with a little patience you are guaranteed to see your Subject come across the gun fairly soon. (NOTE: at this point, if your Subject passes out without finding the pistol it can be wise to remove it before they wake up and then replace it again the on the next appropriate night. This is done because the Subject is much less likely to give you your desired result in a state of well rested sobriety.)
Now, if all of the previous steps have been performed correctly, your Subject, consumed by self pity and thoughts of escape, will raise the gun to his head. Some prefer it in the mouth, while others place the barrel against the side of their head. Neither way is really preferred, both have been found to give the desired result with approximately equal efficiency rates. This point usually takes a minute or two as the Subject sheds a few last tears and has second thoughts. It is not a good idea to have a telephone in the room as an inconvenient phone call at the wrong moment can spoil all of your hard work and preparation. After a few minutes of internal struggle and finally coming to the realization that there is no one to help him go on, and the realization that the one exciting time of his life is gone, perhaps forever, the Subject will eventually harden their resolve. At this point you will receive a second or two of warning when your subject inhales deeply and screws up their face in anticipation of the pain that they (mistakenly) think they will feel.
Then with a small flash and a loud clap all your time and effort will come to fruition. You will be left with a smoking gun, and empty shell, and a rather large mess to clean up. (NOTE: the authors have found Caldraya All Purpose Cleaner effective in removing blood stains from fabric and carpets. It is available from most shopping markets.)
A Final Thank-You
Thank you for taking the time to read this and please feel free to write to the authors with any questions you may have about anything in this guide. We hope you enjoy the days of entertainment that can come from following this guide and the feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment that you will get from a job well done.
Once again, thank you.
- Fun-For-One Inc.
youre a honey - Love Ant---------------------------------------------
Introduction:
Hello,
Fun-For-One Inc, the makers of this fine kit, would like to thank you for purchasing our product. The kit you have purchased should include:
- 1x Colt .45ACP Government model (blue)
- 10x Winchester Silvertips pistol ammunition
- 1x Instruction Booklet (that you are reading now)
You will also need to acquire, through your own means, various alcohols and chemical substances (e.g. MDMA, amphetamines etc.) these are NOT included in your package.
A note about safety: The weapon included in this kit is EXTREMELY dangerous. Please take care to make sure that the safety is on AT ALL TIMES until it is ready to be put to use as dictated by the following instructions.
It is also important to remember to stick to the letter of these instructions, at least for the first time you use them, before you go experimenting and making your own adaptations. Changing or leaving out parts of these instructions can have unexpected and possibly hazardous results so try to have some knowledge of the process and the reasons behind the steps before you go experimenting. But, by all means, one you have done this a time or two feel free to do a little research and then try to put your own style or flair into the process. Always be careful, but remember, this is supposed to be FUN!
Instructions:
Step 1: Begin by filling the Subject's days with unfulfilling repetitive actions which hold absolutely no intellectual interest for him.
This creates a state of boredom in the mind of the Subject and a longing for change or excitement of any kind.
Step 2: Proceed to supply him with large quantities of alcohol, anywhere between 2 to 7 times a week, to be taken at night after the monotony of the day.
Unknown to the Subject, who believes they are drinking merely to escape the boredom, the excessive alcohol consumption will create a condition of sadness and depression in the Subject's days that will be directed at, amongst other things, the boredom brought about in the previous step. The Subject will begin to despair about their position in life and their prospects for the future.
This is a continuous step that should be carried out for the remainder of the exercise.
Step 3: Slowly, over a period of months, separate the Subject from all forms of human support.
Friends must be removed by one, or a combination of the following methods, or by one of the various other methods available but not mentioned here for space reasons. There is room to be creative in this step. Examples include:
- Change of location: either the Subject or his friends.
- Change of interests: either the Subject or his friends.
- Introduction of new personal relationships that take up all or a lot of the Subject's friends' time, thereby making the Subject lose touch with and drift from the people he cares about.
- The death of one or more of the Subject's friends.
As was stated earlier, these are only suggestions and you can feel free to elaborate as you like, just be sure to always bare in mind the point of this step.
The Subject must also be segregated emotionally from their family. This will be done, in part, by the anger that arises alongside the depression caused by the excessive alcohol consumption of step 2, but can be augmented via arguments caused by such things as: sudden family financial problems; controlling parents; and etc, as previously mentioned. Once again, be creative.
The purpose of this step is to create a feeling of intense loneliness, and a desire for close human relationships, in the Subject. Due to the simultaneous performance of this step with the continued development of the depression of Step 2, the Subject will begin to attribute their perpetual state of discontentment and melancholy with the removal of empathic human contact and will subconsciously develop ideas of being returned to a state of happiness by the development of new close human relationships. This will become useful in the later stages of the exercise.
Step 4: Remove the Subject from their normal routine for a small period of time - 2 weeks to a month is usually sufficient - and put him in a place where he has no responsibilities and where there is sufficient novelty to make him forget his normal boredom for a small while. Proceed to the next step exactly three days before the Subject is due to return to his normal life.
This step, while it may seem counter-productive, is truly essential to keep the boredom and concerns of the Subject's daily life from interfering with his complete submission to the effects of the next step. It has also been found to be useful in intensifying the long term effects of Step 5 by creating more memories that the Subject attributes to his time of "freedom", thereby causing this time to stay in his mind for a longer period.
However, it is also important not to remove the Subject from their usual environment for too long, as it is important that they settle back into the despair and boredom of their regular life as quickly and smoothly as possible after Step 5 is complete.
Step 5: This step is the most important in the whole procedure. As such it requires the most thought and time devoted to its careful execution. This is the step that brings together all of the preparation from the previous exercises and puts it all together to achieve its purpose. Remember, it must be performed exactly three days before the Subject’s time of “freedom” is over.
First you must carefully, after much consideration of the personality type of your Subject, choose a girl to take hold of and remove your Subject’s heart completely, a girl so perfect for your Subject that when they are forced to separate he leaves his heart and everything that goes with it behind. It cannot be emphasized enough how much careful deliberation should go into choosing the appropriate girl for this task.
Here is a rough guide to the type of girl to be chosen for your particular Subject, but as each Subject is somewhat individual this step requires a lot of common sense and initiative, as well as a deep knowledge of your particular Subject if you want to find a girl that is perfectly compatible to him. There are three basic types of men, which are then divided into many more subgroups which are not listed here for space purposes. You can figure out the appropriate girl for your Subject by playing on their likes and dislikes after you have a basic type of girl to find already in mind.
- The first type of Subject is the basic regular guy. He is happy and conforms to the social standards with no effort or complaint. He has no real desires for adventure outside of maybe a holiday once a year or so.
This type of Subject requires a girl like himself, someone happy and outgoing but not too adventurous. An attractive, social girl and in no way boring, but not likely to scare him off by doing anything he considers socially unacceptable. This type of Subject desires the perfect companion.
- The second type of Subject is also a regular, conformist kind of man, but this one is not content. He desires a change in his life but is too afraid to bring it about himself. He is steady, a reliable worker, but not content with simply earning a living and roasts on Sundays. This Subject is looking for some adventure.
This Subject requires a girl who will excite him, but isn’t too dangerous, a girl who will fit into his life, but is also a little bit bad. He desires sex in alleyways and suggestive propositions whispered in his ear while there are people around. However the girl cannot be too outrageous or he will begin to fear her disrupting the safety he finds in his routine life. She must be adventurous and a little bit wild, but also able to be the person to see him through the hard times by caring and listening to him. This is the girl to renew his interest in life.
- The third type of Subject is a total non-conformist. He is somewhat separate from the real world, and sometimes despairs over how the concerns of life have to apply to him, but at other times plays these concerns like a game that he gains much enjoyment from.
For this Subject a rarer kind of girl must be found. She must have more than a dash of insanity and flair. This is a girl who doesn’t just slide into his world, but tears its walls down and pulls him into her own. This type of Subject has a lot more of an open view of life because they do not seem to get bogged down by the world’s opinions, and as such some Subjects of this kind will find it easier than a regular person to move on after heartbreak because of the balanced view they hold, while inversely others will find it even harder because this type of Subject is also more tended towards obsession and melodrama. Due to this it is important that the girl be high energy, a girl who will keep his head spinning non-stop so he doesn’t have time to rationalize anything. The girl must be sexy and outrageous but with some little idiosyncrasies or insecurities to intrigue the Subject and stimulate his mind and imagination. This kind of girl can NEVER be boring. She is the one to challenge his views of how exciting life can be.
Once a suitable woman has been found for your Subject they must be placed together, in each others presence every minute of the day for three days, no more and no less. They must have access to all the amphetamines (To bring about lower emotional defenses through sleep depravation.), alcohol (To cause experiences that nervousness would normally stop from happening. It speeds the falling process.), and MDMA (To cause feelings of “love” rather than just the desire brought about by alcohol. Used together in this process they can be a powerful tool for making a man give away a heart that he may usually defend with fierce determination.) they could possibly require.
Three days has been scientifically determined, through countless observational tests, to be the ideal length of time for all of a man's thoughts and feelings to be completely ensnared. Any less and the Subject is able to pass it off as simple infatuation and will get over it in an astoundingly short time. More time however and the boy begins to get used to being around the woman, his ideas of the future begin to change from the excitement of fantasy, where anything is possible, to a more reasonable idea of the mundane reality. Longer lengths of time may, and do, breed more attachment but it has been realized that the fantasy, the “could-have-been”s, are what truly destroys a man when he is torn away from a woman. It is this that causes the howls and tears when he realizes that he may never see her again and that, he is sure, he will never find another girl he feels about in the same way that he feels about her. After three days emotion is at its maximum and logical thought it’s absolute lowest.
Step 6: When the three days are up remove the Subject from his adventure with the girl of his dreams, who by now should fill his mind, and place him back into his regular life, however his first week returned he should have no work so as there is nothing to distract the Subject from the thoughts running through his head. It should be obvious to him that he will most likely never see her again, or at least not for a very long time. This breeds despair in the heart of the Subject. For the first few days he will be able to think of nothing but the girl, during this period it is good to provide your Subject with small amounts of amphetamine to keep him unbalanced and also the large amounts of alcohol 2-7 times a week, which should not have stopped at any time since Step 2. This despair will be amplified by the fact that he is now realizing how few people are actually there for him when he feels he needs them the most.
Step 7: A short while later, usually under a week and certainly less than two, the Subject will begin to show signs that he is ready for the final step. He will begin drinking every day, usually at this point he will start his daily consumption within a few hours of waking up in the morning (or afternoon). It is important to have a lot of music that your Subject knows and identifies with sadness available, along with a very loud stereo, as a good identifying point of when your Subject is ready for the final stage is when he starts crying nightly, howling out the words to his songs of heart crushing despair and drinking until he falls asleep.
At this point take your Colt .45ACP Government model pistol and proceed to load it. To do this you must first push the magazine release button and remove the magazine from the pistol. Take your ammunition and load it into the magazine. Do not force it, or overload the magazine! Then firmly push the magazine up into the gun until the magazine catch locks into place. Now, holding the pistol grip, grasp the serration on the slide as far back as possible and pull the slide rearward until it cannot travel any further. Release the slide and allow it to go forward into the closed position. It will automatically take a cartridge from the magazine and load it into the chamber.
Then, when you are sure your Subject is thoroughly ready and during a time when they are out of the room, place the loaded pistol underneath their pillow. Be sure the safety is OFF (i.e. the red dot is visible)
This must be done at a very precise moment, when your Subject is absolutely consumed with despair and inebriated beyond the hope of rational thought. At some point your Subject will return to the room and after a little time and more drinking he will once again be overwhelmed with self pity and, preaching for his pillow to give him something to cry into, will find the pistol.
It can sometimes take a few days for this to occur due to alcohol’s inconvenient habit of making people able to fall asleep anywhere, no matter how uncomfortable, and your Subject may pass out on the floor or in various other places for a few nights. But with a little patience you are guaranteed to see your Subject come across the gun fairly soon. (NOTE: at this point, if your Subject passes out without finding the pistol it can be wise to remove it before they wake up and then replace it again the on the next appropriate night. This is done because the Subject is much less likely to give you your desired result in a state of well rested sobriety.)
Now, if all of the previous steps have been performed correctly, your Subject, consumed by self pity and thoughts of escape, will raise the gun to his head. Some prefer it in the mouth, while others place the barrel against the side of their head. Neither way is really preferred, both have been found to give the desired result with approximately equal efficiency rates. This point usually takes a minute or two as the Subject sheds a few last tears and has second thoughts. It is not a good idea to have a telephone in the room as an inconvenient phone call at the wrong moment can spoil all of your hard work and preparation. After a few minutes of internal struggle and finally coming to the realization that there is no one to help him go on, and the realization that the one exciting time of his life is gone, perhaps forever, the Subject will eventually harden their resolve. At this point you will receive a second or two of warning when your subject inhales deeply and screws up their face in anticipation of the pain that they (mistakenly) think they will feel.
Then with a small flash and a loud clap all your time and effort will come to fruition. You will be left with a smoking gun, and empty shell, and a rather large mess to clean up. (NOTE: the authors have found Caldraya All Purpose Cleaner effective in removing blood stains from fabric and carpets. It is available from most shopping markets.)
A Final Thank-You
Thank you for taking the time to read this and please feel free to write to the authors with any questions you may have about anything in this guide. We hope you enjoy the days of entertainment that can come from following this guide and the feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment that you will get from a job well done.
Once again, thank you.
- Fun-For-One Inc.
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well what can i say...i have just finished my coffee and read this...yes i did read all of it as instructed by you...
