Swiss army - you can join the army if you take ecstasy - but not if you're a vegan

rangrz said:
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ditto...I'd rather fight the enemy in his capital city, then in mine...with my shells killing his family and friends, then his shelling killing mine.
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It's really hard to put what I think into words.

If you know what I mean, it's kind of a weird sentence, fighting /for/ your contry, appeals more than fighting /against/ someone elses.

War sucks in general.
 
but you can fight /for/ your country by brighting the fight on a expiditionary mission to the enemy first...I mean, isnt it better for, say America that they more or less fought Japan and Germany on their turf, then do what the soviet union did, and had to push them for >1000 miles though they're own country just to get to their borders and then finish them off?

look how much death and havok the USSR faced compared to the USA by not bringing it to Hitler before he brought it to them.

the states got off light with Pearl Harbour, as they right away began pushing against them, back into the Ocean, and thus preventing their cities from being burnt and ruined and ther're civilians from needing to see the horrors.

this is off topic tho...I say cool move for the Swiss, I'd have no problems fighting beside a rec drug user,but fighting beside a vegan would irk me. :P

if you cant stomach a steak, how the fuck are you going to ram a bayonet hilt deep in someones intestines and then jiggle and rip it back out.
 
If my country was in immediate danger then yes id fight for it. I doubt id be fit for service since i have a mental illness, chronic pain and i was banned from owning a gun for 2 years. Long story on that one 8). But i would not join to go fight in some pointless war like afghanistan which canada is tangled up in now. It's just pointless that people are getting killed for nothing.

Anyway to get back on topic i can see why they would ban vegans from serving in the army. I know this chick who was a vegan for about 6 months or so. She said it was terrible and she had to take loads of vitamin pills just so she wouldnt get vitamin deficencies. Even then she felt really weak all the time, suffered from fatigue and found that exercising was much harder then before she became a vegan since she had much less energy.

So she got sick of it and started eating meat again since being a vegan made her feel like shit. Also some vegans are preachy bastards who bitch at you for eating meat. So i like a steak as well as cheese burgers shut up and mind your own business.

Id never be able to be a vegan but i guess i could fake it somehow.
 
rangrz said:
look how much death and havok the USSR faced compared to the USA by not bringing it to Hitler before he brought it to them.
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umm... have you ever looked at a map and compared the locations of russia, the USA and hitler germany?

"look how much death and havok the USSR faced compared to Switzerland by going to war with them instead of being neutral." would be a better one ;) . but never mind, looks like i'm the only pacifist in here.

still people who want to join the military should be able to, but in Switzerland they have conscription, effectively taking something like a year of your life if you're male without asking you if you want to. in such a situation trying to cheat the military is imho the only morally sound solution.
 
Black said:
umm... have you ever looked at a map and compared the locations of russia, the USA and hitler germany?

"look how much death and havok the USSR faced compared to Switzerland by going to war with them instead of being neutral." would be a better one ;) . but never mind, looks like i'm the only pacifist in here.

still people who want to join the military should be able to, but in Switzerland they have conscription, effectively taking something like a year of your life if you're male without asking you if you want to. in such a situation trying to cheat the military is imho the only morally sound solution.
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diddnt the USSR and Britan both sign a peace pact with Hitler...holy shit, that worked out well eh!

I do know the respective locations of the two...amphibious assault mother fucker, have you heard of it?

I think there was this big one done by the allies, something about Normandy..Juune 6th...Canadian and American soldiers on European soil, despite the Alantic ocean.

Also, various Japanese held Islands with American flags being raised, all the way across the pacific.

There is not a fundemental reason why say Nazi Germany could not of left ports off the coast of France and grabbed a beach head at say, SC and NB and done the reverse, is there?...they just diddnt have the resources to do it before it was done to them.

in closing: your a dipshit.

getagun: no I'm a canuk actaully....PM if you want some details.
 
There where attacks carried out by germany in north america it happened in newfoundland. It was the only part of north america to be attacked by german forces. Newfoundland fought in the war with the british and canadians (it was not a part of canada then) and a number of ships where sank by german u boats not far off the coast.

So the nazis did do a number of small attacks on north america. Just nothing compared to what we did to them :\.
 
I think its perfectly reasonable not to enlist vegans, if your part of a unit on patrol, in somewhere like afghanistan, or in some jungle somewhere, there are no nicely packaged fucking quorn burgers, sure there might be edible plants, then again, there might not be, and most likely, you will have to kill to eat.

And maintaining the high calorie intake needed for active service, I think would be impossible without eating beans by the ton (and I sure wouldn't want to be serving in a hide beside somebody who eats 3 kilos of beans for every meal =D)
 
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actaully, the Canadian forces has veggie IMP's and all bases have veggie meals in the mess hall, and on field trg/courses, if you request, kosher, halal or veggie diets, they get in specially for you.

its pretty lame tho, and a big clusterfuck for log, but then again, log has always been a clusterfuck.
 
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