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Hi, my name is: Mariposa

Never in my life have I been: able to eat ketchup

The one person who can drive me nuts is: My father

High school was: fun

When I'm nervous: I cry

The last time I cried was: Yesterday.

If I were to get married right now my maid of honor would be: my cousin

My hair is: frizzy

When I was 10: I got my period for the first time.

Last Christmas: I spotted my bestie a hundred bills for his smack habit. I don't use.

I should be: rewriting tax code

When I look down I see: My comforter and my laptop

The happiest recent event was: I got 100% on my most recent exam?

If I were a character on 'That 70's Show' I'd be: stoned

By this time next year: I would like a sweet boyfriend who respects me and is not bipolar.

My current gripe is: Money.

I have a hard time understanding: Ignorance.

There's this girl I know that: fucked me over in true social climber's form. You'll get it someday, bitch.

You know I like you when: I hold you gently and snuggle against you.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My dad!

Take my advice: become addicted to reading!

Something that I really want to buy is: My own house.

If you visited the place I was born: you wouldn't. It kinda got annihilated in Katrina.

I plan to visit: Next trip is to Vancouver, BC. After that, Anchorage, Alaska. I am making my way northwards. My family is going to be pissed.

If you spend the night at my house: You'll get to sleep in one of 3 bedrooms, one of which is mine. And you must love dogs because there are now four and about to be five when my husky is returned.

I'd stop my wedding if: I already stopped my own wedding, and the hideous cake topper dress is up for sale. It's gorgeous if you like that sort of thing. I rid myself of my homophobic former fiance before the altar because he said he wouldn't get married in a place where 'fags' get married. It's called San Francisco City Hall, and I'm not getting married anywhere but there. I love my city and I will pledge my life to my future husband there or not at all.

The world could do without: Stupidity.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Eat ketchup.

Most recent thing I've bought myself: A tank of gasoline.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: I'm not allowed to know what's in the present under the tree with my name on it!

My favorite blonde is: Myself.

My favorite brunette is: My housemate. She shares a name with one of our admins!

My favorite redhead is: Kyley.

My middle name is: Jessica.

This morning I: woke up and had a Diet Coke.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Huskies.

Once, at a bar: I got roofied.

Last night I was: studying and then I went to sleep.

There's this guy I know who: sells dope to kids?

I don't know: the meaning of life.

A better name for me would be: Mariposa

Tomorrow I am: painting a house.

Tonight I am: painting a house.

My birthday is: the day before the worst deadline ever, it's also the day Lincoln was assassinated and the Titanic sank.

What I really wanted for Valentine's Day was: not having to pay for anything, because my dude was broke.

I can sing: I can!

I like a guy named: Thomas or William.

My best friend's name: Brucelighter, my esteemed father.
 
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