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Superman vs. Ecstasy (Not a serious drug thread)

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Just picture for a second what it would be like to be Superman. If I was Superman, the first thing I would do is pop 1000 tabs because I would be invincible. Could you imagine how fucking hard you would roll?! It would be like BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! For real, just think about it. Maybe this image is just funny to me, but I would be interested in finding out what other people have to say about this.

P.S. - I read the guidelines and I'm pretty sure this is NOT a serious drug thread, although I could be sorely mistaken.
 
You're being absurd.

A block of steel would crush a pill to dust in no seconds flat.
A block of steel can be used to break a window for use in a burglary, car thieft, or vandalism.
A block of steel can be used to break bones or create large bruises on fighting adversaries.
A block of steel can be used to sink yourself in a pool of water for fun.
A block of steel can be hurled from a speeding vehicle into a traffic sign, mailbox, or a tailgating assholes.
A block of steel can be used to prop up a thing.

Pills can do none of these things. Therefor, steel is clearly the superior of the two.
 
A block of steel can be used to break a window for use in a burglary, car thieft, or vandalism.
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Perhaps even this mighty steel you speak of can be softened with a little bit of love.
 
rofl.

I bet Christopher Reeve is very good at propping up things. 8o

If I was superman I'd probably spend my time doing things far, far better than "pop 1000 tabs", such as injecting an entire poppy field's worth of heroin, impressing women with my sexy underpants, and possibly even fighting crime.
 
this thread kicks ass. lol

im with captain balls on this one, i think pills are much better than steel.

But if i were superman my drug of choice would be lsd. As a matter of fact thats my drug of choice now.

me wonders if i am Superman? 8) :\
 
Superman got the gays on me!

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Superman was the biggest fucking E-head back in the day! I know, I used to sell him pills! He hung out with nothing but ravers and nobody even noticed that he wore his underwear over his pants....they all thought they were trippin or somethin! His weakness wasn't cryptonite it was crystal meth....he'd go on these week long binges and fly around the world and do stupid shit like that!

He got the gays REALLY bad when he'd roll, he wouldn't even get any pussy because of it.....! 8(
 
Ya, you guys know how in the movies theres those big crystals in the background back at where his dad lives? Those my friends are very nice shards of crystal meth. Face it, he was on ice and pcp all the damn time.
 
If he was any kind of superhero, he could just will himself into total euphoria. Green lantern did it all the time.
 
he could resist to a fuckload of pills, some kilos of heroin and coke and crystal meth, he could eat 2 sheets of acid and drink a vial of PURE fentanyl withouth feeling anything, but I bet that if he popped some kryptonite tabs (available at some head shops) he'd be dead in the minute, way faster than apocalipse killed him :P

BTW I wish that, after apocalipse killed him, he remained DEAD cos his comics nowadays suck
 
Whoah. Whoah. Whoah.

How did Apocalipse kill him?

If I was superman, I'd shoot about 2,000 dillies straight into my brainstem. THAT'D be a fucking rush to call home about :D
 
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