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Stupid things drug users say?

jasperkent said:
I have a bachelor's degree and had intended to go on to graduate school, pursuing a career in education or psych research.

I fell in love with cooking but half the reason I stayed in kitchens was for the drugs, my druggie coworkers, and the fact that I could drink & get high on the job
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Ha, funny I went the other way round. I started out with FOH hospitality before retraining as a chef in my mid 20s and then quitting to get a degree in my early 30s because I felt like couldn't keep up with the lifestyle anymore. The last dealer I met before leaving starting university was a chef I'd met through work.
 
tryptakid said:
"I knew this guy whose cousin took too much acid and thought he was a glass of orange juice. If you touch him, he thinks he will spill and have a heart attack and die".

I guess that's more something said *about* drug users, but I've mostly heard it from people who are drug users... and from urban legends going all the way back to the Blue Star Tattoo days...

Also

"I'll get clean tomorrow" - said by yungdanamine during the heroin years, quite often.
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1 st time we took real LSD. 1/4 blot each, must have been powerful stuff.
Cause my friend who was during, going in and out the bathroom.
Developing a weirder look each visit, after his final.
He came upfront to us and said: "OK guys my teeth are gone".

Opened his mouth like he had come to term s with this horrible fact.
Looked at us for recognition. But his teeth where all there.
He s got a very nice white set, so we debunked his stating.
Got a mirror and he concluded we were right.

Meanwhile a other friend had unknowing to us slipped in a bad trip,
while the one missing his teeth continued a happy trip.
The other never really came over that one bad trip.

Which seemed triggered by the teeth thing.
 
emkee_reinvented said:
1 st time we took real LSD. 1/4 blot each, must have been powerful stuff.
Cause my friend who was during, going in and out the bathroom.
Developing a weirder look each visit, after his final.
He came upfront to us and said: "OK guys my teeth are gone".

Opened his mouth like he had come to term s with this horrible fact.
Looked at us for recognition. But his teeth where all there.
He s got a very nice white set, so we debunked his stating.
Got a mirror and he concluded we were right.

Meanwhile a other friend had unknowing to us slipped in a bad trip,
while the one missing his teeth continued a happy trip.
The other never really came over that one bad trip.

Which seemed triggered by the teeth thing.
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The DMT entities once turned my mouth into sand because I was talking too much shit before using it. I think they were trying to teach me a lesson. I legit had no mouth for several minutes until it finally erupted and sand poured out of my face and then my mouth returned.

DMT is some weird medicine.
 
Basically they say anything.

They have an answer for everything. heeee.
 
Shambles said:
Punter: “Is it any good this batch?”

Dealer: “For sure, Bro! Blows that last shit out the water!”

*punter proceeds to shoot up gravy browning*

(this actually happened to me)

:|
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on which side of the fence were you?
 
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Shambles said:
I was, unfortunately, the punter. I know it was cut with gravy browning cos I was busted with most of a gram and it was GC/MS tested.

I was shown the results during an interview. Cut to hell with starch and various other shite that basically amounted to… well… gravy browning :!
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definitely actual 'brown' though at least!
 
Shambles said:
Banana peel was one of my first “drug” experiences. Coughed like a cunt and got one helluva head rush from the oxygen deprivation.

Can’t even remember where I heard of the stupid idea (this was we’ll before the internet) but suffice to say I wouldn’t recommend it 😃🤮😳
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In jail there was also Potacco
 
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