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Stupid things drug users say?

I was such a solitary user that no one even knew that I was shit faced whenever my eyes were open. They only found out when I stopped using.

No, no one knows I used drugs. They just couldn't tell I was wasted.

Yeah, they all knew.

Babygirl. X
 
I stopped smoking crack and buried my crack pipe in the backyard = reservation

Methadone clinic patient arguing their case to a judge..,"The methadone clinic said this 700mme dose at once is exempt from DUI's and exempt from manslaughter charges resulting from running into a minivan full of kids..."
 
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Why smoke it and waste it when you can shoot it and taste it?

Said in a rehab after he was living at grand central and sleeping in a public porta potty while begging to support a meth habit.
 
"Yeah but my ADHD is worse at night" - Idiot who was asking my former-friend's gf (it was his younger bro) for some Adderall and was reaching for any possible excuse for her to give him some even though "I'm prescribed it though."

Fucking dumb for any doctor or psychiatrist to prescribe recreational drugs to someone in recovery from cocaine and heroin. Yeah, just give them more amphetamine... He does sell it, which is really stupid. Gets like $500 for what, sixty 30mg IR tablets?

I can't even believe IR comes in 30. When I took IR at 10 for a brief period it would fuck me up so bad. But then he's just got money for blow and shit which I suspect he's using again. One night he kinda looked like he was nodding a little almost... So unfortunately, I think he probably is using again. But what fucking idiot psych prescribes amphetamine to someone in recovery from amphetamine? Give him some Ritalin or hell, start with a placebo and see if that does something...
 
I’ve been on both sides of the aisle on this one… on the needy side it’s fukkin infuriating beyond belief…on the needing to get rid of side it’s…infuriating beyond belief. Literally no win scenario ><
Yeah but what I don’t get is that most know how this is for someone so if theyve got someone expecting them how hard is it to send a quick text saying Im gonna be late

Or better yet….dont tell someone “I’ll be there in a min” when you don’t know that for sure yet.

Aint nobody gotta lie to me. Im cool with just the truth….alwayssss ya know
 
No, no one knows I used drugs. They just couldn't tell I was wasted...
Well, this kinda happened with me.

When I was drinking alcoholically I had a part-time job where I was always sneaking hits from a hidden bottle of vodka. My boss never got close enough to smell it but I was perpetually buzzed and definitely over the legal limit. But my tolerance was high and I was a good worker.

I went to a 28-day rehab and then came back to work. At the end of my first day back, my boss said:
"There's something different about you"
Me: "Well, I'm not drinking"
She: "But I've never seen you intoxicated"
Me: "No, you've never seen me sober"
 
You've never seen me sober. I love it. No what I meant, although I didn't put it very well. I was talking about people close to me. My family knew exactly when I was using but said nothing. They said nothing so neither did I. It worked well for a long time. But people I knew, neighbour's, they just didn't know. Sorry for the confusion.

Babygirl. X
 
I worked in hotels for like 6 years and was barely sober for any of it. The entire industry runs on cocaine and booze.
I have a bachelor's degree and had intended to go on to graduate school, pursuing a career in education or psych research.

I fell in love with cooking but half the reason I stayed in kitchens was for the drugs, my druggie coworkers, and the fact that I could drink & get high on the job.
 
I have a bachelor's degree and had intended to go on to graduate school, pursuing a career in education or psych research.

I fell in love with cooking but half the reason I stayed in kitchens was for the drugs, my druggie coworkers, and the fact that I could drink & get high on the job.
Reminds me of walking in on my favorite manager smoking meth in the bathroom at a Whataburger early one morning. Months later he offered me some, though I declined. Still the only manager of that place I liked.

Hope Josh is doing well.
 
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