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Stories of being caught by parents

^people always ask me how many eighths are in a half ounce, so i just say 4 8ths to avoid having to explain.

LOL that's funny! Doesn't matter what it is, 4/8ths will always be 1/2 of the whole. You should walk them through the process and spread the knowledge. This should be a prerequisite for taking mushrooms lol. ;)

reminds me of the 60 mph girl and the one time my wife asked me "How many quarters are in a soccer game?".
 
I was reading this thread and had a very vivid flashback.

Back in my stoner days, I used to smoke weed in my room, through a bong and then hold the smoke in for a bit and blow it carefully out the window. I was always very careful and this lasted for years...anyway the day arrived, no one was home so I was confident in packing an extra large special... the chuff on the cone burnt as it was large and took a while to inhale in and it let off a smell inside my room...usually when no one is home, I move around the house without paranoia...I went into the toilet, bang my mum and little brother come home earlier than anticipated...

Them: What is that smell?
Me: I was smoking a cigar in the toilet...(sort of rushed, still wasn't feeling effects yet)
They bought it, and called me an idiot.

A long while later, my brother smelt that same smell in the locker rooms at his school. He finds out exactly what that smell is and tells me. He has never told my parents though, and we laugh about it.

With regards to weed, that was the closest to be busted. I miss weed...
 
1 time i left some small empty baggies in my pocket and my dad was doing my laundry and found em, called me up and asked if i was doing cocaine lol. i told em they were for research chemicals, he was like what you just stay high on those all the time don't you. haha i was like fuck no i couldn't dose all day everyday i wouldn't be able to function properly.

For the past month me and my buddy have been getting caught space walking on MXE by my fathers dad in his house every time. he doesn't care though as long as we aren't loud and violent. 1 incident my buddy walked up to him with his finger over his mouth going "shhhhhhhhhh" my buddies dad was like how fucked up are you tonight. then he'll come in while we are doing lines trying to talk about back in the day haha.
 
Parents have always been mad cool. Even when I smoked weed as a kid they would stay away to make sure i didn't freak out when they caught me. They rarely said anything anytime, anyways.
 
One time my dad found a baggie with amphetamines in it (white powder, not pharmaceutical amps) BUT it was divided and put in rolling papers because I was going to take them orally. I had already destroyed my nose then, and I was about to begin another binge. I remember that day well. (I was still addicted to amphet back then, I took 1g on average each day)

I just told him it were rolling papers for when I ran out that I'd have spares. He first wanted to see it but I put it in my pocket and said "it's just a rolling paper", and so he said nvm. :D
 
^ lol that's funny.

I forgot to mention it earlier but recently my dad stepped in my room to tell me something and i was sniffing a jar full of cannabis and as i was sniffing really close to the lid he walked in i kinda just paused and looked at him lol and went along with it. he doesn't care though, i showed him a dank nug recently and he said he had never seen anything like that before, said the stuff he seen back in the day was darker and chunkier probably some cheap brick cannabis i said. Reminds me my buddy had a quarter of some really dank OG kush and his mom found it and was asking if it was laced with speed or cocaine because of all the trichomes.
 
^Lol @ laced with speed/coke because of trichomes. :D

My parents used to allow me smoking weed too but when they found out about some (read: all) other stuff they retracted that privilege lol. I still smoke in my room @ my dad's. I don't know how he'd react if he caught me redhanded though, he hardly ever comes to my room. And when he did my room smelled like weed like a thousand times already.. So either he's ignoring it, or he's oblivious. I think the former but I'm sure he'd still be mad if I got caught while smoking. At my mom's there's no way I'm smoking a joint when she's home & awake. :(

Luckily I'm at my dad's right now hehe.
 
My mother grounded me when I was 15 because she knew I took drugs at school. Anyway one day I managed to get a trip inside me from a letter from a friend. I did the same as ^teological with the window thing, and smoked a load of weed too. Well my mother was at home and one of our kitchen windows was directly underneath mine.. the one she always stands at by the sink. Well I got really sick and puked my guts up out of my bedroom window. I tried to aim for the flower beds but it all splashed off the window ledge right in front of my mother. Normally I would have been left alone but as soon as she came in my room and smelt what I had been up to-she called the police 8)
 
^Woah that's a harsh reaction, especially since it was just weed that she could smell. My mom would never call the cops on me.

Or well... At some point when my addiction to oxy/tramadol/benzos/weed/other drugs was at its worst she was about to do an 'intervention' (There was a police car ready to pick me up, that's how far they pushed it. In the end my mom choked and couldn't do it, she canceled last minute.) I didn't even know what had happened at the time (she told me later) but luckily I cleaned up my act a bit to using responsibly, recreationally and no more using drugs before I have to do stuff that's important. (Functional use.)

Meh, nobody's perfect I think I'm doing okay right now as opposed to a while back. As long as I don't let drugs interfere with my social & school life I concider things under control. I don't want to have to go through withdrawal of a physically addictive drug ever again either so I'm definitely avoiding that too! I'm through with all that withdrawal crap. :p
 
^When did you stop smoking weed and for what reason?

I stopped weed years ago, can't remember exactly but it would be more than 4 years now.

I was one of them hardcore pot-heads, who just LOVED it. I smoked from the moment I woke up until I slept.

Sadly, and I don't seem to be the only pot-head this has happened to, I started to get real bad anxiety from smoking it around people. I started to think people were talking about me and stopped trusting the people around me. I started to smoke more on my own, until the anxiety and thoughts of people having bad intentions (when I would think of interactions I had with family/friends beforehand) crept into my lonely sessions as well. I pretty soon stopped using as it was no longer fun, and every time I smoked, it turned into a bad experience.
 
The first time i got caught being high was also the first time i got high.

Around 2006 i crashed my friends quad and got completely scraped up. When i went home my cousin amd her friend asked if i would like to smoke which i said yes. (thought she meant a cig) We go to my downstairs bathroom and she pulled out a blunt which i realized that it wasnt tobacco i would be smoking. She lit it up, it got around a few times and i said i didnt really feel it. So she lit up another one and around it went. After a few sets i noticed i was completely fucked up in this dream like state. After a few minutes of enjoying something ive never experienced before, we went back upstairs. As soon as i got up stairs i ran to the bathroom and yacked all over the toilet. My mom cam running in and started screamin at my cousin and me. I dont remember what she was saying but i was laughing so hard.

All in all it was like i was trippin balls. My mom wasnt that mad and we went to new york city that day and i remeber that i still felt high walking around.
 
nodded at thanksgiving dinner table on heroin got punched in the face by my older brother woke up to a table of 10 staring me down mean mugging in dissapointment.

smoked some dmt and my mom walked in the room half way into hyperspace she asked "are you ok what the hell are you on" i can understand i was laying on my bed with eyes 0_0 and i just said "ughhhh ummmm its ummmm spiritual journey" she stopped and smiled right then and left the room after hugging me and saying i love you gotta love parents who are cool with weed and psyches ^_^
 
The closest I've ever come to being caught by a parent was maybe a year ago. I was tied off, in the process of administering a shot and I hadn't heard my mother come up the two flights of stairs it takes to get to my attic bedroom. I heard her as she was just outside my door, ripped the tie off and stashed the rig somewhere and had an awkward "What are you doing?" conversation.

She's found loads of paraphernalia, but never actual caught me in the act of using.
 
If my mom or dad or anyone in my family for that fact ever caught me in the act of bootin it up, i would feel like such a fuckin asshole.

My room is right across the hall from my parents and my door is so busted and broken without a doorknob and a huge gaping hole, im surprised no one has caught me yet. Although my grandmother walked in on me one time, she didnt see what i was doing though.
 
My parents aint cool with me using drugs. Theyll tolerate some drinking but thats it. To them, weed is pure evil and if they knew 10% the shit ive done id probably give them a heart attack.

Anyway, earlier this summer i was smoking alot of spice (I swear that shit makes you retarded). Now this stuff that i got, it was different. Most potent spice ive ever tried. The kind that after 3-4 gravity bongs will send you trippin into another world. I mean ive had some fucked up trippy as thoughts. Anyway i was home all day doing gb's every half our or so to get all trippy and im in the upstairs bathroom takin gb's and forgot its about time my dad gets home.

Man, im just standing there so fucked up off that shit door open bag on sink counter with the bottle everything. My dad comes in downstairs, i hear the garage and everything but my brain just wasnt working you know the 'yo, yer fuckin dads home, clean this shit up spray some cologne and gtfo' message i usually get. I just stood there in the doorway until he comes on up and i actually fuckin see him and than its just a smack to the face 'thats yer dad, you fucked up'.

I tried to hide it but nope he could smell it and everything took my spice and the gb cap. I mean i tried telling him i got that shit at the gas station but he didnt care. Hes like idc if it legal, if it gets you high than yer not doing it'. He told my mom i was smoking weed 8( but fuck trynna explain to them what spice is. Oh well shit happens.
 
First time I got caught, I was sitting in my room pleasantly stoned and my mom walks in, goes over to my desk, picks up my bowl (I thought she was asleep, so I wasn't being as superstealthy as I should have been) and says, "excuse me, what's this?"
I say, "sage" and she says, "you been smokin' da reefer?" and I just laugh and shake my head. She says, "why are you smoking sage? are you depressed?" to which I reply... well I don't know what the hell I said but she consulted a shrink and later told me that I'd better not be smoking in her house without "givin' up the goods" x]

A few months later would prove that my mom is hilarious to smoke with in the initial stages, though everything after the first ten minutes or so make the rest of it almost regrettable. To make up for that though, whenever we go visiting I am now allowed to hear all of the family weed stories. Score :)
 
God damn, she actually wanted to watch you shoot heroin?? That's surreal. I think that would make me feel more uncomfortable than when my mom walked in on me halfway through a shot and started screaming...

My mum made me do it in front of her. Then she told me about when she was addicted to smack at the same age I was then.
 
I got caught when I was 14 on the comedown of 3 E pills and 30mg adderall XR, and I had taken 60mg codeine/promethazine syrup, and 1mg xanax. I was so fucked up and I was hallucinating so much, and nodding out while standing up. First time I had ever caught a real nod, and I didn't know what I had experienced until a year later, when I shot dope for the first time. I went to a drug test the next day after getting caught and pissed totally clean.
 
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