the black sun
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hey guys, i was just wondering if you guys have got any cool, funny, weird etc stories of when you or you and your mates were high. i'll write mine when i can be assed 
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the black sun
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hahaha, yer man, i have a feeling this thread might turn in on itself
me and my friend had an absolutley epic session in a hotbox. i had a huge tolerance and he didnt. i was fine to drive in an hour but his eyes would barely open. he then begged me to take him to wendys. he then got in the back seat, sat down, and said whoops and came up front.
we got to wendys, he had to tell me what he wanted to order because he didnt want the drive thru person to know he was high( he was convinced she sounded like a girl we know, it wasnt).
he ordered like $18 of food. ate one chicken nugget, then gave it all to me and fell asleep.
I ate it all, he woke up suddenly and was like give me my food quick! i told him i ate it. he giggled, got out of the car, looked under it.
we went to a party and he was too tired so he slept in the car i said i would be back in 30 min. i come back 2 hours later, open the car door, and he wakes up and yells "i told you to let me sleep for at least 20 min!".
i drove him home and he went to sleep. the end.
He said he remembered eating all his food when we talked about it later. he did not believe i ate it.
we got to wendys, he had to tell me what he wanted to order because he didnt want the drive thru person to know he was high( he was convinced she sounded like a girl we know, it wasnt).
he ordered like $18 of food. ate one chicken nugget, then gave it all to me and fell asleep.
I ate it all, he woke up suddenly and was like give me my food quick! i told him i ate it. he giggled, got out of the car, looked under it.
we went to a party and he was too tired so he slept in the car i said i would be back in 30 min. i come back 2 hours later, open the car door, and he wakes up and yells "i told you to let me sleep for at least 20 min!".
i drove him home and he went to sleep. the end.
He said he remembered eating all his food when we talked about it later. he did not believe i ate it.
the black sun
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yer same, tomorrow will come and my head will be filled again. hopefully.
chairmanma084
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i have a great story. i was high and the cops came in. end of fucking story.
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That reminded me of a time when my and 2 of my mates smoked 3 or 4 big joints together and decided to go for a drive to mcdonalds coz its the only thing open here that late at night. Anyway, we get there and after much indecision on what to get and where to eat we end up parking in the parking lot of the little shopping centre the mcdonalds hangs off. When we're chowing down we see some red and blue lights and all sort of half notice them. Eventually one of my mates yells out "Oh shit, cops!" and we realise that we've got 2 joints and an ounce sitting in the car on our laps because we decided we better prepare in case we take a while to work our way back home.
By then it's way too late, and they're already tapping on the windows and shining the torches inside. We're fucked right? We wind down the windows and attempt a conversation, absolutely no clue what we're on about really, it's just that far gone. Now that I think about it, i think we were actually smoking a joint when they tapped the windows... like we just lit it up. Anyway, I honestly have no fucking clue how, get away without anything, not even a warning. I swear it must have smelled like weed pretty damn strongly, and i was sure they would have seen the shit on our laps, we were like deer in the fucking headlights.
I used to be pretty cavalier about driving around with large amounts of weed, being the idiot I was. These days ive learned my lesson but yeah, I dont know if that story is funny or interesting, but i still cant figure out how we got away with it to this day. Finsihing that meal off was the best thing ever by the way.
the black sun
Bluelighter
yesssss i got one.
ok so me n my mates were just toking on the grass down at the crescent.
we rolled a couple of splifes and just smoked them in our normal manner.
i fuckind had my last toke on the spliff and a cop came around the corner. my
instant reaction was "FUUUUUUCK MEEEEE". i stumped it out and byt the time
i could even inform my mates about him he was already there. this fucker just
came out of no where, how he known what we were doing i dont know he must
of come down pretty quick as he was breathing kinda heavily.
he ended up searching us. my mate had some bags in his wallet which were
obviously kept for beans and some ones with leaves on it. thank god he had
nothing inside. the policeguy said "why do you have these then" my mate (leon)
said " errrr, i just like to collect them". lol lame fucking answer hehe. but i don't
know what else he could of said in the process. i was free on the other hand and so
was the rest of y mates we smoked the lot in the 2 joints we had. pretty fucking
special right?.
as the copper went away he noticed a bottle on the ground. this was a small bottle
of poppers i think leon had and chucked away as we came down to the place. (please
don't mock me for poppers, they're lame and ive only done them once.) he picked it up and
asked if it was ours i had no recolection of him even doing such a thing so i just thought i
t wasnt. he opened it up anyways and stupidly sniffed it and quickly pulled his head away.
"ok lads well i'll leave you guys to it then". (stagering up the steps).
coppers high off poppers!!
ok so me n my mates were just toking on the grass down at the crescent.
we rolled a couple of splifes and just smoked them in our normal manner.
i fuckind had my last toke on the spliff and a cop came around the corner. my
instant reaction was "FUUUUUUCK MEEEEE". i stumped it out and byt the time
i could even inform my mates about him he was already there. this fucker just
came out of no where, how he known what we were doing i dont know he must
of come down pretty quick as he was breathing kinda heavily.
he ended up searching us. my mate had some bags in his wallet which were
obviously kept for beans and some ones with leaves on it. thank god he had
nothing inside. the policeguy said "why do you have these then" my mate (leon)
said " errrr, i just like to collect them". lol lame fucking answer hehe. but i don't
know what else he could of said in the process. i was free on the other hand and so
was the rest of y mates we smoked the lot in the 2 joints we had. pretty fucking
special right?.
as the copper went away he noticed a bottle on the ground. this was a small bottle
of poppers i think leon had and chucked away as we came down to the place. (please
don't mock me for poppers, they're lame and ive only done them once.) he picked it up and
asked if it was ours i had no recolection of him even doing such a thing so i just thought i
t wasnt. he opened it up anyways and stupidly sniffed it and quickly pulled his head away.
"ok lads well i'll leave you guys to it then". (stagering up the steps).
coppers high off poppers!!
Shinygreenman
Greenlighter
This past summer me and my friends used to go to this sweet lake by where I live called Lake Chamcook. It's seriously one of the best places to toke its just so sweet theres cliffs to dive off and shit, anyway I digress.
So this one time after we got really blitzed we decided to go on a big hike and climb some of the mountains around the lake (okay they may be called mountains but they're kinda just glorified hills, but it takes a good hour or two to hike to the top of one). So we get to the top of the first one and smoke a bunch more and from there we can see this cabin on top of one of the other hills so we decide to climb up and check it out.
We get up to this cabin and check it out its pretty cool whatever, but we follow this path out behind it and stumble into a huge dope field, like at least an acre. That's probably not that big really but its the only field of dope I've every seen so it sticks in my mind ha. Anyway being stupid teenagers my friends and I all grab like two plants each and book it. I was the sketchiest thing ever, as we were leaving we could hear 4 wheelers driving near by and we started freaking out haha.
The drive back home was terrible though we had like 6 plants in my car for the whole 20 min drive home, it was so dumb but so worth it ha.
So this one time after we got really blitzed we decided to go on a big hike and climb some of the mountains around the lake (okay they may be called mountains but they're kinda just glorified hills, but it takes a good hour or two to hike to the top of one). So we get to the top of the first one and smoke a bunch more and from there we can see this cabin on top of one of the other hills so we decide to climb up and check it out.
We get up to this cabin and check it out its pretty cool whatever, but we follow this path out behind it and stumble into a huge dope field, like at least an acre. That's probably not that big really but its the only field of dope I've every seen so it sticks in my mind ha. Anyway being stupid teenagers my friends and I all grab like two plants each and book it. I was the sketchiest thing ever, as we were leaving we could hear 4 wheelers driving near by and we started freaking out haha.
The drive back home was terrible though we had like 6 plants in my car for the whole 20 min drive home, it was so dumb but so worth it ha.
If you just want to tell a funny/good story, post it in the social. Seriously, thats what its for.
Just being high at the time in the story doesn't actually make it "cannabis discussion"
Just being high at the time in the story doesn't actually make it "cannabis discussion"
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