Sticky Ricci
I met a fellow meth head drummer boy
Talkin on the casual sex line
He was a smooth talkin, glass dick suckin
Chemical enthusiast parter in crime
He really blew my mind!
He said his name was Ricci
And he asked me if I liked to get down and party
I knew somehow it was gonna be sublime!
He was da kin
He said let's check into a Motel 6
For the night
And then said, "now don't go an be no ugly fat dike"
Or I will take my drums, and my sticks for a permanet hike
I checked into the motel room number 112
On the bottom level of the corner floor
We'll tweek and party forever more
Like it's 1999, and the artist formerly known as Prince's
Dirty, sticky, glass dick suckin prime
I tell it was nothing short of sublime!
I heard his Mazda truck pull up
And hoped this dude would be a musician stud
Lord please don't let him be an ugly old dud!
I heard a tapping, a light rapping at my window pane
I pulled the curtain and got a peek an he told me
I was a nice lookin dame
And then in walked Ricci with his cous and mine
Miss Crystalyn Method and he gave me some lines
Boy it was sublime
Oh sticky sticky glass dick suckin Ricci
Ohh bad boy Ricci drummer boy we had a good time
Before I knew it dawn crept in and he had to leave
He wrote me a check for half the motel room
Which I half expected to bounce but to my pleasant surpise
It was one of the few times it was actually good
He said thankyou home girl, take it easy
Have some rock candy glass of mine
It was what I found out "Da fuckin kin!"
Sticky Ricci you be a long time friend o mine
It was 8 months later when sticky Ricci and I got together
For another country hip hop dance, we done the line
Six, two, one, and back again
I was so severely fucked up in Motel 6 in Orange
Only this time we were on the 2nd story
With a panoramic view, we didn't waste no time
I walked in the door of the motel room and sticky Ricci
Thru an orange dildo up at me on the bed so I said
"They really outa do something about the cockroaches in this place
And sticky Ricci laughed like a maniac on speed as did I
I named him Reverand Rick for all time
Oh stick sticky Ricci!
Glass dick suckin meth head fiend
Yo sticky Ricci HEY RICCI
Let's make like a couple meth lovin fools
We were the pair, that Motel 6 on Chapman
Will never be the same again since we were there
Only Vancouver Canada can remotely compare
We checked into room as Reverand Rick and wife
Preaching holy roller crap and meth head shite
Sticky Ricci you are and were non generic delight
He followed me for a while on the frwy to protect me from cops
My tags were expired a year or two til i shopped
For an anonymous donner in the middle of the night
So that law enforcement would leave me alone
And not write another ticket that would not get paid but
Piled on the car mat floor
In the front and back seats with dates that were older than Kupid
Our sexy Canadian meth head smooth toy boy sweetness
what a gorgeous porcelean Kupie baby boy doll
Only without my dirty over trodden foot prints
All over many times and back, rode hard and wrinkled
Put away wet, boy Eric looks so much better at age 21
But on the piles of tickets on the floor it didnt look young
Reverand sticky sticky sticky Ricci
Oh sticky Ricci what a pity
You gotta leave so soon where did the time go
Tell me when can we hook up and do some more
Reverand sticky Ricci Rick
Was an Aquanrius, and like me born in the year 1964
Middle aged is what we're now technically
How the fuck can that be?
Kupid saw me on cam and asked me how old
Was the long brunette locks o mine?
I thought for a couple minutes b4 I replied 22 years
And laughed my fuckin ass off silly
With my friend Bobby Vice
With little sister Crystal the Pistol method mad woman
When Kupid said your hair is older than I!"
So here ends part one of the saga of sticky Ricci and I
Little did I know there would be visitations too many to count
Through a thick wall of bullet proof glass at the Theo Lacy Facility
And the nomadic adventures only a devout meth head possibilitys
But thats it for now my muscles are sore and I've stayed too long
In an unnatural position
Story of my life
What's new?
stay tuned for future adventures with
The meth heads Reverand Rick and wife
I met a fellow meth head drummer boy
Talkin on the casual sex line
He was a smooth talkin, glass dick suckin
Chemical enthusiast parter in crime
He really blew my mind!
He said his name was Ricci
And he asked me if I liked to get down and party
I knew somehow it was gonna be sublime!
He was da kin
He said let's check into a Motel 6
For the night
And then said, "now don't go an be no ugly fat dike"
Or I will take my drums, and my sticks for a permanet hike
I checked into the motel room number 112
On the bottom level of the corner floor
We'll tweek and party forever more
Like it's 1999, and the artist formerly known as Prince's
Dirty, sticky, glass dick suckin prime
I tell it was nothing short of sublime!
I heard his Mazda truck pull up
And hoped this dude would be a musician stud
Lord please don't let him be an ugly old dud!
I heard a tapping, a light rapping at my window pane
I pulled the curtain and got a peek an he told me
I was a nice lookin dame
And then in walked Ricci with his cous and mine
Miss Crystalyn Method and he gave me some lines
Boy it was sublime
Oh sticky sticky glass dick suckin Ricci
Ohh bad boy Ricci drummer boy we had a good time
Before I knew it dawn crept in and he had to leave
He wrote me a check for half the motel room
Which I half expected to bounce but to my pleasant surpise
It was one of the few times it was actually good
He said thankyou home girl, take it easy
Have some rock candy glass of mine
It was what I found out "Da fuckin kin!"
Sticky Ricci you be a long time friend o mine
It was 8 months later when sticky Ricci and I got together
For another country hip hop dance, we done the line
Six, two, one, and back again
I was so severely fucked up in Motel 6 in Orange
Only this time we were on the 2nd story
With a panoramic view, we didn't waste no time
I walked in the door of the motel room and sticky Ricci
Thru an orange dildo up at me on the bed so I said
"They really outa do something about the cockroaches in this place
And sticky Ricci laughed like a maniac on speed as did I
I named him Reverand Rick for all time
Oh stick sticky Ricci!
Glass dick suckin meth head fiend
Yo sticky Ricci HEY RICCI
Let's make like a couple meth lovin fools
We were the pair, that Motel 6 on Chapman
Will never be the same again since we were there
Only Vancouver Canada can remotely compare
We checked into room as Reverand Rick and wife
Preaching holy roller crap and meth head shite
Sticky Ricci you are and were non generic delight
He followed me for a while on the frwy to protect me from cops
My tags were expired a year or two til i shopped
For an anonymous donner in the middle of the night
So that law enforcement would leave me alone
And not write another ticket that would not get paid but
Piled on the car mat floor
In the front and back seats with dates that were older than Kupid
Our sexy Canadian meth head smooth toy boy sweetness
what a gorgeous porcelean Kupie baby boy doll
Only without my dirty over trodden foot prints
All over many times and back, rode hard and wrinkled
Put away wet, boy Eric looks so much better at age 21
But on the piles of tickets on the floor it didnt look young
Reverand sticky sticky sticky Ricci
Oh sticky Ricci what a pity
You gotta leave so soon where did the time go
Tell me when can we hook up and do some more
Reverand sticky Ricci Rick
Was an Aquanrius, and like me born in the year 1964
Middle aged is what we're now technically
How the fuck can that be?
Kupid saw me on cam and asked me how old
Was the long brunette locks o mine?
I thought for a couple minutes b4 I replied 22 years
And laughed my fuckin ass off silly
With my friend Bobby Vice
With little sister Crystal the Pistol method mad woman
When Kupid said your hair is older than I!"
So here ends part one of the saga of sticky Ricci and I
Little did I know there would be visitations too many to count
Through a thick wall of bullet proof glass at the Theo Lacy Facility
And the nomadic adventures only a devout meth head possibilitys
But thats it for now my muscles are sore and I've stayed too long
In an unnatural position
Story of my life
What's new?
stay tuned for future adventures with
The meth heads Reverand Rick and wife
