something I've learned

is that simple and effortless, possibly in-applicable or contradictory ad-hominem's can be highly effective at countering the most soild and well reasoned arguments.

No matter what, after they spend 20 minutes telling you their point, with facts to back it and a clear logical though process, caling them a cum guzzling faggot (bonus points if its a female where the two statements would contradict each other!) or a neckbearded virgin (often not far from the truth...) is often enough to enrage them and reduce their solid argument down to baaw.

this troll moment brought to you by

--fleshlight: holy shit, it feels just like a real pussy!--
and
----------moot: gheying up /b/-----------------------

thanks for tuning in.
 
I just found out that my former CEO knows the CEO of the company that makes fleshlights. Small world.
 
eh neckbeard virgin reminds me of kathleen. leave a board and a pack of flower at the door for x mas, see if they get it....LOL

wait, are they fat, cause that flower one will fall short if one of them isn't. Though could work in some weird way for the virgin.

Troll ideas, i got so many. See what you do, makez me ebil :P

wait I just got the fleshlight thing..... did you get it? :\ Oh hell I don't even want to go down that dirty thought lane..... you know me. Fuck, now your gonna have me thinking of..... well you know..... thanks alot bru. :p I gotta find that rubber doll thing where it's like a real man / woman. I hear that shit is like thousands though..... :( I think good batteries would be cheaper haha.
 
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