Social Masturbation (poem?)

[plazma]

Ring Ring!
Hello?
Social masturbation here
just ringing to see if
I could capitalise on your feeling down
By kicking another 2 x 4 up your arse
To make me feel better
Crystal?
Thanks, you're a pal
Really it's no problem
Anything for a mate
No, really, thanks a lot
I thought i'd offload my shit
By shafting you
And you obliged, you're too good to me
Oh, I know you'll do the same for me
If you're ever in my position
I know you'd
Bend over backwards
To let me
Make myself feel better
Social masturbation
Get yourself off, get your mates off
-plaz out-
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[ C E N S O R E D ]

 

[PsychoKitten]

*stands up and claps*
hear you there Plaz honey
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The only thing I'm good at is being bad.

 

[shak]

mmm plaz, you seem to have a thing about putting things up peoples ass's dont you.

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Paranoia, the curse of
the chemical generation

 

[apollo]

nice one bruvvaaaaa!
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wisest is he who knows that he does not know...

 

[Noodle]

( Sure )

 

[C Divinity]

love it plaz
*mwah*
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You gotta be a bad girl in this world to be heard--DJ Rap
"The integrity of a man's creative work is of greater importance than any charitable endeavor. Those of you who do not understand this are the men destroying the world"
"I'm not here to be served, but to serve"

 

[Haza]

hooray, awesome

 

[alykitty]

{{PLAZMA}}
I vote you, offical spokesperson for Social Masturbation

**smoochies**

 

[Noodle]

.

 

[Dont_Call_Me]

nice
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http://users.bigpond.net.au/rudeness

 

[plazma]

thanks to the faithful!

espec noodle for the bump

just to claify what this poem is about, for those who mightn't have understood, it's just about all the people who stroke people's feelings insincerely, and all that shit. just the platiudes and politeness and bullshit that makes the cornerstones of our society.

-plaz out-
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[ C E N S O R E D ]

 

[cherub]

plazma,
creativity of your mind always impresses me and your ablitity to make it so colorful!!!
I love it,,, just almost as much as i love you!

 

[plazma]

^^^^
Thanks!

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