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SNOO V8 - In the bathroom smashing glasses

captain chaos.

awesome nick

=D

You do not want to get me even started on why I call her that. ;)

I used to have an orderly life, and knew where most things were, and how I felt about things, and what was gonna happen next... and then I got married. :D
 
Did anyone ask if you were playing with yourself behind the counter???
You know fine rightly I did, Coldhands :p I also got some velvet glove treatment ;)

I can't believe that, in describing my mundane day, I failed to mention that I hastily chose my clothes yesterday morning. I didn't realise, until it was pointed out to me at work that there was an 8 inch (yes I measured it) rip in my jeans, from crotch to left inner leg..my resting orientation. I tried safety pins and a pathetic attempt with the needle and thread :(

I failed but, sew what, eh? The jeans cost only four or five quid and lasted a full years to that's what's considered good workmanship these days. Those Jeans were not Clyde- Built.
 
Why would you bother chasing my 8 inch gap when I'm sure you have your very own..and more aptly named a gap.

I mean I've never protested that I am a well-endowed man, but I wouldn't call it a gap :(

Except when I tape up to go out on the tiles <3
 
"tape up" ewwww!

I think I'll keep my corpse hands to my lovely Shambles thank you very much.

HEY! I don't have an 8 inch gap either! 8o
 
Fuck you people write some long winded posts that dribble on blah blah blah. Queen needs to introduce some sort of short hand or some shit. Is there rap in Europe yet?
 
Good because something needs to be done

It's probably fine for the privately educated with there fanci words and god damn over the top bs grammer but wot about all those useless publicly illiterates. You mob seem to forget this is a drug forum. Take your jibber jabber over to grindfactor or arleast words ffs.
 
Good because something needs to be done

It's probably fine for the privately educated with there fanci words and god damn over the top bs grammer but wot about all those useless publicly illiterates. You mob seem to forget this is a drug forum. Take your jibber jabber over to grindfactor or arleast words ffs.

Lets not discuss GF they STILL havent given me my password back. BL rules!!!!!!! Lol

Evey
 
When I'm as old as you il probably have a bunch of long winded bs to tell people that don't really give a fuck as well. With caller id these days it's much more difficult to catch and corner the children on the phone than it once was, and no one bothers to read post cards let alone take them out of the envelope prior to using as kindling.

:)
 
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I think you'll find we write long winded posts because we are in fact on drugs.

its great.
 
It's snowing up in the hills a couple ours from the city, which means I can crack out my winter woolies for the first time this year. Hot chocolate, spliff and deep bath by candle light is calling my name.

Probably should be thankful we didn't decide to camp in said hills this weekend I guess
 
Holy shit Evey. Do you not know that when it's Christmas in Australia, it's in the middle of their summer?

When I was there in January 2000, it was the hottest I'd ever experienced in my life. (Until I went to Libya.)
 
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