SNOO V8 - In the bathroom smashing glasses

[Don Luigi]

To be fair, Evey, based on 40% your posts, you almost exclusively associate with 'two-faced' people.

Your gurning on the subject is almost incessant.

Another 50% is a soliloquy that nobody is interested in.

The other 5% are filled with technology queries, with the remaining being your regular farewell posts.

Oh aye, obligatory wink, for the internet.



The Don

 

[Eveleivibe]

Well im COMPLETELY ignoring any negativity from you as you're bound to stick up for your gf.

Edit thank fuck for ignore so bait away

Evey

 

[gardenlane]

She says ignore. She means she's totally watching you. Everything you say. everything

 

[Don Luigi]

1. I'm not obliged to stick up for anyone as this isn't the Jeremy Kyle show (speaking of which, they could do a five hour Evey special where you could right all the wrongs people are always inflicting on you. I'm sure ITV has the budget to accommodate them all out in the Royal Albert Hall).

2. She's not my girlfriend - I frequently take the piss out of her on here.

3. It matters not if I am on ignore; you will read my posts anyway because you cannot stand not being included in something.

I am a hypocrite for writing this post, as I prefer to confront people privately. However, I've been off the forum for the past week or so, mostly because you sicken my pish.

This website is not your dedicated dictaphone. It is a joint endeavour. It is not a space set aside for your inane soliloquies.

 

[Bella Figura]

Cannabis procurement snoo

 

[ColtDan]

Oh dan! Hell no am I broody! I genuinely couldn't look after a wee babe. Well, maybe for an hour or two! They are so annoying! But their clothes are unreal. I never had such awesome as a kid, just matching sets so my sis and I could be 'cool'.

Oh gardenlane ;p yeah i agree they are a bit annoying

You really are sad the way you put "this" every time someone on here says owt against me Dan. Please don't speak to me on Facebook again. I've never known someone so two faced.

Evey

I'll write "this" after anything i agree with, and after anything i think is well written.. not just stuff against against you haha

To be fair, Evey, based on 40% your posts, you almost exclusively associate with 'two-faced' people.

Your gurning on the subject is almost incessant.

Another 50% is a soliloquy that nobody is interested in.

The other 5% are filled with technology queries, with the remaining being your regular farewell posts.

Oh aye, obligatory wink, for the internet.



The Don

This

 

[Ms Mermaid]

decking board snoo, paid for by someone other than me (thankyou!!).

fuck Titchmarsh, Im gonna rectify the snailfarm all by my lonesome.

 

[masaz]

I actually think I'll only want a baby to dress it. Or I'll dress a puppy but it looks less creepy dressing up a kid (not that it's creepy that's the only reason I'd want one )

I am constantly jealous of kids outfits. In work I am always complimenting their shoes or coats saying "I wish I could get that in my size". The parents think I'm being kind but I am hella serious. I want light out shoes and wheelies and jackets that transform me into an animal :D

Yep, they just laugh but it's like 'no seriously'. I wasn't allowed to get him a 'Level 1 Human' babygro either, for shame. My Mum went through a period of dressing my Grandma's dogs, that was...interesting. And of course the horses get their wee onesies and Hannibal masks etc

Cannabis procurement snoo

Best kind of snoo. I have a spliff just slightly shorter than my forearm and this makes me happy. Congrats on the modstick btw!

 

[Bella Figura]

A spliff slightly shorter than my forearm would be massive :D but I may have unusually long ape like arms.

Enjoy the spliff nonetheless, and thanks

I currently have no dealer and must procure from a 'green grocers' front of a shop. It always totally reeks of weed inside, they try to pass themselves off as a legitimate business by selling haphazardly shelved toiletries and soft drinks (note: no actual vegetable produce to be found in said grocers).

I've been going there for quite a while now - the guy still doesn't seem to recognise me, ever. He sits on an impossibly low stool behind what appears to be bullet proof glass. Behind him posters of bob marley everywhere and 4 security cameras that cover the entrance + the smallest shop in existence.

Today he was passed out in said stool, so I let out a whimper of a 'hello' and disturbed his peaceful slumber. He was happy to help though, I don't think he really knew where he was.

I've only ever tried to engage him in conversation once, but it became rapidly clear that his Caribbean patois was too much for me to handle and I hadn't a fucking clue what he was saying.

Smile and nod Chip, smile and nod.

 

[masaz]

Haha, opposite for me, very short arms but still big enough for a spliff :D Enjoy ya own weed n all, I'm away to be comatose in front of Netflix yessss

 

[gardenlane]

Yep, they just laugh but it's like 'no seriously'. I wasn't allowed to get him a 'Level 1 Human' babygro either, for shame. My Mum went through a period of dressing my Grandma's dogs, that was...interesting. And of course the horses get their wee onesies and Hannibal masks etc

for shame indeed! That's a brave big level of shame.

Onesies amd Hannibal masks on horsies forever pimpin' the horses out! Your mom sounds ace and totally up my alley we could dress dogs together!

 

[masaz]

She is excellent in her own crazy way, I definitely love going home and getting up early with her to go laugh at the ridiculous creatures

That weed shop sounds excellent, never seen anywhere like that though did long suspect a Christian bookstore in my home town for reasons that I don't recall

 

[gardenlane]

Can I come too? I animals. And making laughs with animals. Okay just anything to do with animals :3

animals are the snoo.

 

[ColtDan]

Agreed

Ultimate Funny Dogs Compilation by FailArmy

 

[masaz]

Can I come too? I animals. And making laughs with animals. Okay just anything to do with animals :3

animals are the snoo.

Go for it, if you don't mind trampling gigantic piles of horse shit :D I went when I was tripping once, it was excellent. Not the shit-trampling, just the experience in general

Animals are good snoo, our tarantula is proper marching about now it's gotten warmer and he's so shit at being a spider he just falls off anything he tries to climb, it's hilarious.

 

[BecomingJulie]

I currently have no dealer and must procure from a 'green grocers' front of a shop. It always totally reeks of weed inside, they try to pass themselves off as a legitimate business by selling haphazardly shelved toiletries and soft drinks (note: no actual vegetable produce to be found in said grocers).

I've been going there for quite a while now - the guy still doesn't seem to recognise me, ever. He sits on an impossibly low stool behind what appears to be bullet proof glass. Behind him posters of bob marley everywhere and 4 security cameras that cover the entrance + the smallest shop in existence.

I once dreamed there was a house two streets away selling drugs, you had to push your money underneath the front window, and they would slide it up partway and pass out the goods in a brown paper bag with handles.

When I got back home with the order (an ounce of weed, an ounce of solid, half a dozen vallies, a gram of speed and a 'teenth of smack) I discovered that one of my mates was really a German spy and had to be dealt with, so we decided to knock him unconscious and drag him off into some woods and leave him there until he recovered, hoping he would not know how to get back. We were discussing how hard to hit him to get him out in one blow without actually killing him, when the alarm clock went off.

 

[Bella Figura]

If you'd just killed your German spy friend (what era was this dream in? :D ) and left no time for hesitation - you may have had an opportunity to gobble some of those delicious drugs. Knowing drug dreams however, you never do

 

[masaz]

Got a lovely PM couple days ago and am feeling generally positive about life after making a couple decisions re: The Future today with the missus. Big snoooo.

 

[wibble]

A spliff slightly shorter than my forearm would be massive :D but I may have unusually long ape like arms.

Enjoy the spliff nonetheless, and thanks

I currently have no dealer and must procure from a 'green grocers' front of a shop. It always totally reeks of weed inside, they try to pass themselves off as a legitimate business by selling haphazardly shelved toiletries and soft drinks (note: no actual vegetable produce to be found in said grocers).

I've been going there for quite a while now - the guy still doesn't seem to recognise me, ever. He sits on an impossibly low stool behind what appears to be bullet proof glass. Behind him posters of bob marley everywhere and 4 security cameras that cover the entrance + the smallest shop in existence.

Today he was passed out in said stool, so I let out a whimper of a 'hello' and disturbed his peaceful slumber. He was happy to help though, I don't think he really knew where he was.

I've only ever tried to engage him in conversation once, but it became rapidly clear that his Caribbean patois was too much for me to handle and I hadn't a fucking clue what he was saying.

Smile and nod Chip, smile and nod.

This could be almost any of my local corner shops, haha.

 

[Don Luigi]

Glimmer of light at a very long tunnel snoooo