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Snoo V7 - ah spring, has sprung, a SNOO! (bless you).

No internal bleeding Raas,from a drug given at hospital. Only lasted for one piss but was nice at the time.
 
Oh man if I could take a fairly innocuous drug to turn my piss different colours I'd so do it. Suspect is more fun for men though, as we only get to see the after effects which I suppose could just be achieved by dumping some food colouring in the toilet.

Fun story: Once I baked a shit load of cookies with blue food colouring in (I assume I was impaired, shit at baking, or both) and then nearly fell over when I had a bright blue shit the next day and forgot I'd eaten them.
 
Just pretend it's toilet block. Not very nice smelling toilet block :)

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actually I'm sure your shit smells of pine forests, snolly.
 
It does, in fact I usually go for a shite when I don't have any febreeze. The lovely pine scent covers tobacco smell very well I find
 
The first time I took Berocca, I was alarmed to see my piss stream was a bright "artificial" yellow colour that seemed to fluoresce in the daylight (my bathroom window is in a South-facing wall, gets full sun all day long, and is right next to the toilet). I was scared enough to be glad that I was already on the toilet!
 
while we are on the subject of wee (how delightful) I would thought I would throw my ten pence in, soon as I am catheterised temporarily at the moment. I have become totally obsessed with watching the bag-it's clipped on to a little plastic easel that they give you. As it's wee and it's on an easel I have started referring to it as the Weasel!

Oh god I am going crazy with this getting well and immobile lark.

Tell me happy things people...and please don't take the piss (no pun intended trust me) but I don't really know what a snoo is! I have just googled it and still non the wiser!
 
Two snoos:

1. I am supposed to standing in the dock facing a driving ban but I am not, my solicitor has lodged a continuation so I now have two or three weeks to prepare, which is good because I am totally unprepared. I hope her message got through to the court otherwise I'll have the police at my door sometime soon :sus:

2. I woke up at 8am this morning and got up at 9am, after 12 hours sleep enforced by etizolam. This is somewhat better than the sleep at 7am, wake at 4pm schedule that I'd slipped into. Just need to make it stick now.

Three snoos!

3. I got the bin day right, despite a bunch of my neighbours putting out their blue landfill bins (all those who had bothered to put out their bins by 3pm yesterday) for some reason I had a feeling they'd got it wrong so checked the website, which said "grey bins - cardboard and paper". Thinking maybe I just hadn't got a note through my door I phoned the council who confirmed it was grey bin day. So I put my grey bin out, the bin men have just been and emptied the grey bins. A few of the blue bin deviants had noticed their mistake and switched but there are still a few blue bins sitting out uncollected.

A minor victory for knock but a victory all the same.
 
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Congrats on your bin-related victory, Knock. I am still bitter that all my neighbours put their's out on the morning of the collection. I live down one of those pot-holed little avenues leading off the main street so between 5.30 and 7am I got continuously woken up by people dragging them down the path on their way to work. I put mine out at 5pm the night before because I am a considerate citizen.

Probably.

SNOO FOR THE DAY: I lost the remote control to my electric fire and I refuse to even go near the boiler, so I'm using a portable heater that is, judging by the yellowing casing, at least ten years older than myself. It turns off randomly, I assume to stop itself overheating and blowing up, and I was just sat here thinking 'gosh I wish the heater would turn back on' and it DID. So now I'm psychic.
 
Fortunately everyone round here seems to put their bins out the night before, even the afternoon before. I couldn't handle a dawn bin chorus. That would really not be on. What the hell is wrong with your neighbours? :D

Mind you my downstairs neighbours don't seem to bother putting their bins out, ever, so I just do it for them. You'd think they would be appreciative, and therefore not even consider phoning the police just because I'm screaming at 1am. I suppose the fact they didn't phone the police is their way of saying "thanks for putting our bins out".

Congrats on your new found supernatural powers.
 
knock said:
Two snoos:

1. I am supposed to standing in the dock facing a driving ban but I am not, my solicitor has lodged a continuation so I now have two or three weeks to prepare, which is good because I am totally unprepared. I hope her message got through to the court otherwise I'll have the police at my door sometime soon :sus:
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is there anyway you could get away with it, is she like that houdini solicitor the footballers use ? Id try him if you can afford his rates.
 
Apparently because the speeding and the no-insurance offences took place at the same time, the court doesn't have to issue penalty points separately for each charge. There is a possibility that they will just give me six points as punishment for both offences. In which case I would not be banned :)

So yeah, possibly. She is a bit good that way.
 
you're lucky if that happens knoick, in england i think non insured cars are now town away and crushed if the insurance and fine is not paid very quickly. I alos think no insurance = a ban in england, you lawless wild scots have it easy, no wonder the Romans though 'we'll let them keep it' lol/

you know police cars have beelpers that go off nowaday every time a non insured car goes past ? It just cannot be got away eith any more. Dont mean to sound preachy or judgemental, just saying its not worth the risk, as you will get caught.
 
knock said:
What the hell is wrong with your neighbours? :D
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Hull =D

knock said:
Mind you my downstairs neighbours don't seem to bother putting their bins out, ever, so I just do it for them. You'd think they would be appreciative, and therefore not even consider phoning the police just because I'm screaming at 1am. I suppose the fact they didn't phone the police is their way of saying "thanks for putting our bins out".

Congrats on your new found supernatural powers.
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I would let my neighbour scream bloody murder as long as they gave me some of their drugs and put my bins out. Honestly bins are effort. Also. Minor hilarity. I dunno how it is in most other cities, being that this is the first one I've lived in since the age of two, but in Hull they have mini recycle bins cos terraces and narrow roads. I saw one on my 'daily' walk to uni that was blocking the road cos its wheels had fallen off. This is why we are the city of culture. Also thanks on your congratulations but tbh I'm mostly going to use them to summon drugs and...yeah not thought further than that.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
you're lucky if that happens knoick, in england i think non insured cars are now town away and crushed if the insurance and fine is not paid very quickly. I alos think no insurance = a ban in england, you lawless wild scots have it easy, no wonder the Romans though 'we'll let them keep it' lol/

you know police cars have beelpers that go off nowaday every time a non insured car goes past ? It just cannot be got away eith any more. Dont mean to sound preachy or judgemental, just saying its not worth the risk, as you will get caught.
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I paid my insurance the same day (or maybe the next day) after I was stopped and I realised I didn't have insurance. It may well be different here, but I'm sure there is no automatic ban for not being insured.

The penalties are all laid out here.

Driving without insurance
max court imposed fine: £5,000
Fixed Penalty: £200
Ban: Discretionary
Points imposed by court: 6-8
Points imposed by fixed penalty notice: 6
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So a ban is entirely possible, but it's at the court's discretion. I am prepared to banned, I was resigned to being banned until I spoke to my solicitor last night, but there is a possibility I won't be banned, so it's worth trying. There is no way the court would find me not guilty, but I have mitigating circumstances which might mean they impose fewer points than they might otherwise. If I get 8 points or less I won't be banned under totting up.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
well good luck, obviously.

I think the bans are porobably dished out to repeat offendors, i guy i shared a house with was stopped and booked for driving with no insurance twice in one day, it wasnt even his car, imk not sure what the outcome of that was.
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Thanks. I know I'll need it! But it really would be a pisser getting banned. It's not like I wouldn't be able to survive, but everyone I know lives miles from here, so maintaining some form of social life will be a real pain in the arse without the car. On the bright side, it would do me a lot of good to get back on my pushbike :)

Would be a bit silly to go out driving again after you'd just been stopped and booked! Unless he was just driving home from the first booking, that would be serious bad luck. When I was stopped I was under the impression that I was in fact insured, so I was asked to produce my documents. I wasn't booked for it then and there.
 
Before I had my solar panels installed, the site survey came up with a predicted generation output of 1400 kWh for the first year. The system was installed on 26 March 2013. My generation meter has just gone past 1407 kWh.

So that's my entire first year's predicted output, two whole months ahead of schedule, and the days are getting longer! And the price of electricity from the grid goes up this weekend -- when I go to the corner shop to top up my key, it will also get the new rates programmed into it, and then it will update the meter when it is inserted. That means "payback day" -- when the total value of electricity generated becomes equal to the initial cost of the system -- will come sooner!
 
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