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Sneezing in the k-hole, also the bladder thing

Uncle Robert

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I was in that state of not-sure-if-I-actually-exist and slowly sinking through a dark room like in that carpet scene in Trainspotting and I sneezed. A flash of lights came from each corner of my eyes and it instantly snapped me out the k-hole and I was fully aware I was lying in my bed in my room. Lay back down and drifted off again and sneezed another two times. Felt a massive spray over my arms as well. It was very peculiar.

What I want to ask is do you need to get up and piss after an hour or so after taking ket? I completely empty my bladder the minute before snorting the stuff but towards the end of the trip I piss like a horse, then sometimes need another massive piss a small time later.
 
Going for a piss is a good way to excrete toxins! Although i assume you know that 8)

As for the sneezing thing, it's a pretty effective way of getting shit out of your nose, although i assume you know that 8)
 
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I've had a couple of lines of ket tonight.

I've just been for a piss and it smells of asparagus.

Why is asparagus piss as compelling as it is revolting?

I've had a sneeze, and I've got some crusty polomint powder round my massive nostril.
 
Mailmonkey said:
I've had a couple of lines of ket tonight.

I've just been for a piss and it smells of asparagus.

Why is asparagus piss as compelling as it is revolting?

I've had a sneeze, and I've got some crusty polomint powder round my massive nostril.
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Jealous.

You're gross.

You're even grosser.

;)
 
Uncle Robert said:
I was in that state of not-sure-if-I-actually-exist and slowly sinking through a dark room like in that carpet scene in Trainspotting and I sneezed. A flash of lights came from each corner of my eyes and it instantly snapped me out the k-hole and I was fully aware I was lying in my bed in my room. Lay back down and drifted off again and sneezed another two times. Felt a massive spray over my arms as well. It was very peculiar.

What I want to ask is do you need to get up and piss after an hour or so after taking ket? I completely empty my bladder the minute before snorting the stuff but towards the end of the trip I piss like a horse, then sometimes need another massive piss a small time later.
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You're just weird mate, resign yourself to it.

Nice avatar.
 
Ketamine kills your bladder cells, which in long term will make you got toilet around 200+ times a day, and you will be pissing blood, if you keep on doing ketamine, look at your piss, if it has blood in, then stop before it gets out of hand too badly!
 
Mr D Matukas said:
Ketamine kills your bladder cells, which in long term will make you got toilet around 200+ times a day, and you will be pissing blood, if you keep on doing ketamine, look at your piss, if it has blood in, then stop before it gets out of hand too badly!
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My question would be, why is the blood-containing piss in hand and how did it end up there in the first place? What went wrong when aiming? How could I let the piss end up in my hands? Are the lines in my penis all tangled up like a chav family tree? Has the ket recrystallized in my pisstube? If so, how could I extract that ketamine? I have access to isopropynol and denatured alcohol, which would be best for dissolving the recrystallized ket in my pisstube?
 
Raise the end of your penis to your nose, and just snort it straight from the jap's eye.

That's what I do anyway.
 
I can't reach... do I need to remove a rib or something?

Edit: nvm, I tried again when it was erect (vigorous rubbing).., it can easily touch my nose now. '

Edit2: i think i got the ket out but it's all damp now, slimy, in a sticky state adnd sort of yellowed/broken white, please, how do i recook this ketamine thank you?
 
Man I strain me whole body when I'm erect, don't worry about some neckrobatics.

Don't sweat the necknique.
 
Best method is by putting a little slit just above your japanese eye, so you have two slits, and then get a ligher to hole #2 and it should come out re-crystalised
 
Don't really know to be honest, you will have to give it a try I guess, I had a cucumber once, and it just came out whole, no scientific research has been done yet, so you will just have to find out
 
I like to think (and please do not burst my bubble) that I initiated the highly sarcastic tone to this thread. I <3
 
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