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Hahahah love your story Pagey. So funny. I have never had those exciting sex stories. Teehee.

Pagey said:
Pfft yeah llama, you don't get to complain! :p

(may as well take it as a look-out opportunity for the threesome...no? hehe)
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I know right, I should NOT be complaining! I don't have a ton of friends (at least not close friends, you know) so I complain to my sister. She's 19 and never dated anyone before or anything so she's like, wtf are you complaining about. She's good looking too but just needs the confidence aha. I feel bad as I am complaining about it.

See exactly, I want to use that as a way to look for a guy for a threesome. But how am I supposed to figure out if a guy is bi or not? I don't really know. There's this guy who I met on Saturday who is like obsessed with me, he knows I have a boyfriend but he keeps texting me and everything, so I kinda want to ask him. But I have no clue how to tell, with anyone! It's not like guys go around broadcasting that they are bi. And a lot of straight guys would be totally against the idea so that could end up awkward.
 
llama112 said:
See exactly, I want to use that as a way to look for a guy for a threesome. But how am I supposed to figure out if a guy is bi or not? I don't really know. There's this guy who I met on Saturday who is like obsessed with me, he knows I have a boyfriend but he keeps texting me and everything, so I kinda want to ask him. But I have no clue how to tell, with anyone! It's not like guys go around broadcasting that they are bi. And a lot of straight guys would be totally against the idea so that could end up awkward.
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You could use adult friend finder to find bi guys.
 
Pagey said:
Yeah I'm bored to death right now as well.

Here's an embarrassing sex story for you:
When my ex and I were talking about breaking up but weren't entirely sure what was gonna happen yet, we randomly decided between classes that we needed a couple hours alone to talk it through. We wanted to be in a really private place, which is hard to find in the middle of Paris, and my mom was at my place and his brother at his. So I suggested hanging out in my building's staircase. It's a 32-floor tower so we sat down on the stairs around the 25th floor figuring no one bothers avoiding the lift when they live that high.
It got really emotional etc. and as break-ups go, we ended up having sex right then and there. Were almost finished when the building manager suddenly appears, pauses, stares at us, and leaves. When I went home that evening I found out he'd told my mom about it. You can imagine the conversation.

Kay, your turn Lysis :D
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haha well, hmmm I'm gonna have to think about this. I've never had anyone walk up and find me. My mom used to listen on my door (my sister told me and we had each other's backs, because my mom is psycho) when my boyfriend came over. This, of course, was back when I was a teenager.

I've done some crazy stuff, some of which I probably don't even remember. I'm the same that I was in my 20s, except now I have more money and I can pay for things that get me away from the cops/public that would otherwise get me into trouble. Ha! I also have my girlfriend to thank for my alcohol tolerance lol

I will have to think of an example.

Oh wait, I did get caught by the cops with my boyfriend when I was 18-19 now that I remember. We were in the car, and man that sucked so hard. The cops pulled up in their car, turned on the headlights so that they shined right in our faces and then came up to the car as I was trying to put my shirt on. lol Fuckers.
 
That's exactly what happened. When you're 18 though and living with mom the first thing you think of is "god don't tell my mom" lol. When you finally get a life and age you think "oh shit I can't get arrested fucking hell" lol
 
lol, well seriously...what else am I going to say? I'm not going to fucking haul someone in for banging out... shit, it's questionable if even constitutes an offence, if it's in your car or if it's on private property, or if it's under a blanket, etc... even if it did, IDGAF TBPFH.
 
I can't think of a better response on your part. Very good. Do you actually say "...wrap your willy and have a good bang sesh" verbatim?
 
God, I love my husband. He knows how much I hate cheesy love stuff, so he gave me the most ridiculous card that said, "Happy V Day to my wife that has kept her girlish figure...from your husband that still has boyish ideas" and he wrote "let's get it on, I have my v-day horns"

So frickin perfect and hilarious, made even better by the fact that my mom was reading over my shoulder as I opened it and was like "oh" and walked away real fast. It was awesome.
 
Why would a mother even think it might be ok to read a Valentine's card from one's husband? Nosy mamas. My 4 year old has her first little crush (but she doesn't realize that's what it is yet). She speaks of him affectionately and told me she gave him a hug goodbye when his mom picked him up from school today. I think he's a hip kid based on his valentine's card. It was arty and no characters on it.

Let's see. My valentine's "fun" was a disaster. This guy I've been texting/talking to for 5 weeks, suggested we let out all our tension, anger, and dissatisfaction with men/women out on each other. As a jab on Valentine's day. Hold NOTHING back. The premise was confusing. I told him it sounded like a terrible idea, and would be bad for us.
It started out a little funny, but as I started outwitting him he became extremely defensive. He still insisted I be more explicit and personal. I cooled off the situation for a minute by saying, "I am full of love." He's all, "A woman talking about love when I'm asking you to bitch? I can't believe it." So, ONWARD it was with the bitter statements. Toward the end he exclaimed, BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET.

Genius idea 8(

Right now I am having the last word with Love is all there is, all there was, and all there ever will be!
 
Cohesion said:
Why would a mother even think it might be ok to read a Valentine's card from one's husband? Nosy mamas. My 4 year old has her first little crush (but she doesn't realize that's what it is yet). She speaks of him affectionately and told me she gave him a hug goodbye when his mom picked him up from school today. I think he's a hip kid based on his valentine's card. It was arty and no characters on it.

Let's see. My valentine's "fun" was a disaster. This guy I've been texting/talking to for 5 weeks, suggested we let out all our tension, anger, and dissatisfaction with men/women out on each other. As a jab on Valentine's day. Hold NOTHING back. The premise was confusing. I told him it sounded like a terrible idea, and would be bad for us.
It started out a little funny, but as I started outwitting him he became extremely defensive. He still insisted I be more explicit and personal. I cooled off the situation for a minute by saying, "I am full of love." He's all, "A woman talking about love when I'm asking you to bitch? I can't believe it." So, ONWARD it was with the bitter statements. Toward the end he exclaimed, BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET.

Genius idea 8(

Right now I am having the last word with Love is all there is, all there was, and all there ever will be!
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That's just such a weird idea on his part, how could that ever go well? Hope your evening got better after that....

kaywholed said:
one of the girls at work said I was cute today.

never heard that before :)
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Aw :)
 
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