Help?!?!
Bluelighter
Lol dude the fucking dragon shit was funny the first time, but then you literally have to run after the bastards and catch them. Sometimes they would fly so far away backwards they would just leave the battle and that would be it. Fuck that I need the souls! I wish someone would have appeared dead at my wedding but that didn't happen.Why on earth would you fix the backwards flying dragon, or the bug where guests show up to your wedding dead?
Those both sound downright hilarious to me.
I swear I laugh so much when I play this game, its just Obv. I just can't not laugh when you barely touch someone and they freak out and scream in your ear "HEY WHATS THE HURRY?!?" or some other dumb line. I also like how sometimes when you stand next to people for a period of time all the sudden they seem to change demanor and say something insulting. Yesterday I playing and was in Solitude standing next to the bards college and I went to take a piss and this old "war vet" walked up and started talking to my character which I could hear from the bathroom. First he was just talking kindly saying random shit then out of nowhere he just blurts out "WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST AGGRAVATE AN OLD MAN FOR NO REASON?!?" or something like that. Also I never miss the chance to jump up onto peoples tables to knock their shit around. They always scream a good line like, "HEY WATCH WHAT YOUR DOING!". I think its really how abruptly they'll yell things like that really. Also yesterday I killed a dragon and went to collect the bounty at Riften and when it loaded every was just screaming and running around like I had done something fucked, it was night time so I couldn't see shit but when I waited and daytime came there was just a random Thieves Guild member dead in the middle of the square. It was pretty sweet though because he was loaded. Also has anyone ever fought a dragon at the college? Everytime it happens that funky bitch Collette or w/e comes around and literally does not help and just says things like "My moneys on the dragon!". I was just like WTF? Everyone else at the college will run and help but that gloomy bumblecunt just keeps standing around betting that we'll die. I really enjoy fucking with those pussies at the Blue Palace. One nord storms in and thu'uns a man to death and after that you even utter the Ethereal thu'un and the guards get all antsy. Lastly I always kill those dick guards that will be like "I'm watching you mage!" and say all that shit. I just let them know they simply cannot speak to the Thane of the city by giving them a full power unrelenting force and make their bods go rag doll and fly through the air.