Don Corleone
Bluelighter
Pekkie, I'd have to agree but Homer singing "Shaving my shoulders....." while he stands in the bathroom, doing just that (complete with shaving cream covered shoulders) did my fuckin' head in.
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Simpsons drug references...
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G-boi
Bluelighter
At AA meeting but could easily be NA
Homer
"These sugar cookies you speak of are they real or symbolic?"
Lady
"Well yes they are over there."
Homer
"Oh i don't want walk over there it must be at least 12 steps and anything that takes 12 steps right... isn't worth doing get it haha!"
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These sugar cookies you speak of are they real or symbolic?
Homer
"These sugar cookies you speak of are they real or symbolic?"
Lady
"Well yes they are over there."
Homer
"Oh i don't want walk over there it must be at least 12 steps and anything that takes 12 steps right... isn't worth doing get it haha!"
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These sugar cookies you speak of are they real or symbolic?
*Maus*chen*
Bluelighter
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Bump Bump.....Gotta love the Simpsons...
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It's not what you see... it's what you believe you see. You can see if you believe.
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It's not what you see... it's what you believe you see. You can see if you believe.
*chaoscat*
Bluelighter
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Matt Greoning was in a rock band with Stephen King (and someone else just as weird who I can't remember). If he's a musician, this must surely prove he is pro drugs!
"Dave's not here man..."
"Dave's not here man..."
B
babydoc_vic
Guest
I just had to add - that one where Burns is on the Rainbow Warrior and holds up the bong, the exact quote is even more funny -"all this time I've been smoking HARMLESS tobacco".
The jokes on Monty!!
The jokes on Monty!!
Snrub
Bluelighter
'whoah another acid flashback. id hate to be driving a bus right now!' lol.
i'd just like to say that last nights episode (1.8.01) was one of the funniest ive seen in a long long time. this show just gets better and better. i fucking love it with all my heart.
ok im struggling to find a drug reference but this is one of my fav lines ever:
homer: 'but everytime i learn something new it pushes something old out! remember when i took that wine course and forgot how to drive?'
marge: 'you were drunk, homer!'
R.O.F.L.
p.s. if you want hours of scattered fun, try to get a poster ive seen around with the entire simpsons cast on it. its got everyone from larry burns to disco stu to the baby with one eyebrow on it... talk about memories!
i'd just like to say that last nights episode (1.8.01) was one of the funniest ive seen in a long long time. this show just gets better and better. i fucking love it with all my heart.
ok im struggling to find a drug reference but this is one of my fav lines ever:
homer: 'but everytime i learn something new it pushes something old out! remember when i took that wine course and forgot how to drive?'
marge: 'you were drunk, homer!'
R.O.F.L.
p.s. if you want hours of scattered fun, try to get a poster ive seen around with the entire simpsons cast on it. its got everyone from larry burns to disco stu to the baby with one eyebrow on it... talk about memories!
~Sgt.Smiley~
Bluelighter
A bit off topic - but some classic Homer quotes:
Homer the Great........
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"
"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'"
"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."
"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night."
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
"Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?"
"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody
laughin', did you?"
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"
Homer: But Marge! I was a political prisoner!
Marge: How were you a political prisoner?
Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a picture?
Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.
(praying): Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy bidding will be done (munch munch munch).
Homer the Great........
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"
"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'"
"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."
"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night."
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
"Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?"
"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody
laughin', did you?"
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"
Homer: But Marge! I was a political prisoner!
Marge: How were you a political prisoner?
Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a picture?
Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.
(praying): Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy bidding will be done (munch munch munch).