Ol Molly Brown
There once was a woman named Molly Brown
She swore no man could lay her down
Well, over the hill came pistol pete, with 90 pounds of swingin meat
Pete laid Molly down on the fresh green grass and stuck his pecker straight up her ass.
Molly Let loose with a big loud fart, and blew poor Pete's whole dick apart
Now over the hill comes Pistol Pete, with 20 grams of sliced meat.
These three Vampires go into a bar:
One orders a Bloody Mary, the second one orders a Red beer, and the third orders a glass of water.
Looking at them confused, the bartender says, Water, I thought you guys drank blood, I mean, Bloody Mary, Red Beer I understand, but Water?
The Third Vampire opened his cape and pulled out a freshly bloodied tampon and says..."Im having Tea"