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Shopper caught masturbating in Sainsbury’s meat aisle banned from every supermarket

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Shopper caught masturbating in Sainsbury’s meat aisle banned from every supermarket in UK

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Eugenio Freitas left shoppers disgusted after he was spotted performing a sex act on himself in a supermarket (Picture: NTI)
A grandfather caught masturbating in a Sainsbury’s meat aisle has been banned from every supermarket in UK.

Eugenio Freitas, 49, was recorded on CCTV pleasuring himself through his trousers for ten minutes at a store in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire.

The married father-of-four pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and was handed a six-month suspended prison sentence on Wednesday.

A court heard how Mr Freitas had ‘fully intended’ to go shopping on July 8 but became overwhelmed by his ‘excessive sexual drive’.

‘At first a member of staff gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was adjusting himself,’ said prosecutor Marcus Harry.

‘But she was then called to the CCTV area after a shopper complained to a security officer.

‘The staff member and security officer viewed CCTV of the defendant.

‘He was seen for about ten minutes with his hands down his trousers and in his pocket with his hands moving around. ‘

The offender was put on the sex offenders’ register in 2010 after being found guilty of exposing himself – also in a supermarket.

He has been banned from entering Britain’s supermarkets unless he is supervised by an adult.
 
^lol

wonder what in the meat section was so attractive it set him off 8o
 
He must have been off his trolley trying to pull that one off. Haggis he saw an opening in the market and wanted to fillet. I never sausage a thing in my life beefore. It must be hard-on him having to beat off the press, his reputation has been butchered. Meat and two veg, a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush etc etc.

I'm sure he'll bacon-trolling himself in future.
 
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A court heard how Mr Freitas had ‘fully intended’ to go shopping on July 8 but became overwhelmed by his ‘excessive sexual drive’.

Fully intended turned into fully extended. Anyway, 10 minutes of observation? Who was getting off on that.

He has been banned from entering Britain’s supermarkets unless he is supervised by an adult.

=D
 
He must have been off his trolley trying to pull that one off. Haggis he saw an opening in the market and wanted to fillet. I never sausage a thing in my life beefore. It must be hard-on him having to beat off the press, his reputation has been butchered. Meat and two veg, a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush etc etc.

I'm sure he'll bacon-trolling himself in future.

You took what could've been 100 pages of humor and condensed it onto 1 post. Good job! I laughed
 
You took what could've been 100 pages of humor and condensed it onto 1 post. Good job! I laughed

But I feel bad because I hogged the thing. It was a bit selfish of me. In my defence I was nodding a bit at the time :)

Anyway there are Morrison's to be happy than sad, there are many more permutations, I could thrash away at this thing all night with you lot watching.
 
I dunno, itd get soft and dry pretty quick. Is it really a good thing to have a mass debate over?



How did i do?
 
It's ASDA-rt, keep working away at it, you'll know when you've hit the spot; to some degree it's a matter of taste, the difference (I think) is getting the supermarket involved in your emissions.
 
Lidl do you know, i'd been jerking about this whole time. I spent aldi yesterday think up these clever ejaculations, and if i ever meet you irl i'm gonna cum out with so many itl make your head drip. You'l shout 'Kwik!-Save me Albion' but me and him are in a co-op so we'l beat you till you bust.

(i tried :()
 
See, Kronos that sort of fuller, longer, public performance is really super; market down as a safe way to pleasure yourself in the open.


You've got a solid point there OTW. Someone should be gently but firmly pushing for this to end in public satisfaction.
 
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He must have been off his trolley trying to pull that one off. Haggis he saw an opening in the market and wanted to fillet. I never sausage a thing in my life beefore. It must be hard-on him having to beat off the press, his reputation has been butchered. Meat and two veg, a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush etc etc.

I'm sure he'll bacon-trolling himself in future.

lol, they were really good.
 
I dunno. How dairy do such a thing? Why do that in public considering how much there is at steak to lose? Tikka minute to think about what he's doing here.

‘He was seen for about ten minutes with his hands down his trousers and in his pocket with his hands moving around. ‘

Despite all the bad press, he lasted particularly well.
 
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