Shoelace
Bluelighter
Im gonna make more of an effort to post my songs in here cos this is such a great place. There are soo many talented Bl'ers out there and all I can say is keep doin' yo thang.
There are a few out there who know what Im all about and even fewer who have seen me rap live.From time to time, I have posted my stuff here (or was that somewhere else?) and pretty much all the time, it has been songs dedicated to my dads girlfriend.They got married just recently but I will never call her anything more than what I said above.
Anyway, I wanted to post something more funny or at least, more positive from now on. Although the 3rd part to the Shoelace Really Fuckin' Hates His Dads Girlfriend Saga will be up soon. For those who are familliar whith those pieces of work, can you feel the excitement?
Anyway, heres my lil' rap that I like to call..
Silly Shrooms
Magic mushrooms, What can I say?
Not the worst drugs that kids are taking today.
But still pretty intense, Messin' up your senses,
Make your eyes screwy, Need some contact lenses.
When you're finished downin' them, Thats when it gets absurd,
You open your mouth to speak and say the wrong words.
Like, Carribean,bublarated blahflama monkey,
Whoa a dirty leemer, root canaling helee ma chunky!
Stuttering and mutterin', Talkin to people you dont even know,
"Look at the clouds, They're beautiful, Dont you think sooo?
Crazy arse colors, Seeing stuff that really isnt there,
Next thing, Around the corner, Look! Its fuckin' Yogi Bear!
Comes at you full speed, Invading your zone,
You close your eyes then you open them and find you're all alone.
Now you're trippin' out, You start screamin "Help Me!"
You find your best friend to help and then he starts meltiiinnnggg.
Dripping down to the ground, Oh boy, You fucked up now!
Start whispering, "Shit, whadduai do now?"
Then your start hearin' things, weird trippy noises,
Psycadelic sounds and ghost like voices.
"You're not really here man, Your not alive!"
You dont exist and you wont survive!
Now its official, You're goin insane,
Wished you'd never mixed this shit with your mawfuckin brain.
Convulsions and spasms, Gaggin' and chokin',
Goddamit boy, Should have stuck with weed tokin'.
Now look at you, A vegetable on the floor,
Your friends croud around, Laughing, Screaming "More! More!"
Eyes rolling back and you're foaming at the mouth,
Then you wake up and find you havent even left the couch! 8)
"Did that really happen?" As you turn to your brutha,
He pulls out a bag and says, "You dog, Want another?"
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Feedback of any kind is welcome but keep in mind,
1) Im sensitive
2) This was semi-based on a true story
3) Im by no means making any scientific references to what shrooms do to you personally
-Peace
There are a few out there who know what Im all about and even fewer who have seen me rap live.From time to time, I have posted my stuff here (or was that somewhere else?) and pretty much all the time, it has been songs dedicated to my dads girlfriend.They got married just recently but I will never call her anything more than what I said above.
Anyway, I wanted to post something more funny or at least, more positive from now on. Although the 3rd part to the Shoelace Really Fuckin' Hates His Dads Girlfriend Saga will be up soon. For those who are familliar whith those pieces of work, can you feel the excitement?
Anyway, heres my lil' rap that I like to call..
Silly Shrooms
Magic mushrooms, What can I say?
Not the worst drugs that kids are taking today.
But still pretty intense, Messin' up your senses,
Make your eyes screwy, Need some contact lenses.
When you're finished downin' them, Thats when it gets absurd,
You open your mouth to speak and say the wrong words.
Like, Carribean,bublarated blahflama monkey,
Whoa a dirty leemer, root canaling helee ma chunky!
Stuttering and mutterin', Talkin to people you dont even know,
"Look at the clouds, They're beautiful, Dont you think sooo?
Crazy arse colors, Seeing stuff that really isnt there,
Next thing, Around the corner, Look! Its fuckin' Yogi Bear!
Comes at you full speed, Invading your zone,
You close your eyes then you open them and find you're all alone.
Now you're trippin' out, You start screamin "Help Me!"
You find your best friend to help and then he starts meltiiinnnggg.
Dripping down to the ground, Oh boy, You fucked up now!
Start whispering, "Shit, whadduai do now?"
Then your start hearin' things, weird trippy noises,
Psycadelic sounds and ghost like voices.
"You're not really here man, Your not alive!"
You dont exist and you wont survive!
Now its official, You're goin insane,
Wished you'd never mixed this shit with your mawfuckin brain.
Convulsions and spasms, Gaggin' and chokin',
Goddamit boy, Should have stuck with weed tokin'.
Now look at you, A vegetable on the floor,
Your friends croud around, Laughing, Screaming "More! More!"
Eyes rolling back and you're foaming at the mouth,
Then you wake up and find you havent even left the couch! 8)
"Did that really happen?" As you turn to your brutha,
He pulls out a bag and says, "You dog, Want another?"
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Feedback of any kind is welcome but keep in mind,
1) Im sensitive
2) This was semi-based on a true story
3) Im by no means making any scientific references to what shrooms do to you personally
-Peace
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