Share the most recent time you've humiliated yourself to make Raz feel better thread

[TripppAR]

Few years back i was out in the city getting my drink on big time... my mum told me that if i wasnt back before 1am (fucking lame) then i would be locked out..

I figured they wouldnt do this and actually ended up boning 2 chicks that night! Was a fucking legendary night..anyways as im walking down my driveway i here in my head "If your not back by 1am..your gonna be locked out...locked out...locked out...locked out.."

haha

Anyways im like "Ha ha.. they would never lock me out!"

Turns out the key wasnt hidden where it was meant to be and i was locked the fuck out! In the middle of winter and starting to sober up..sort of..i was quite drunk.

I ring my buddy to bring me a towel or ANYTHING to keep me warm..but he has already got home and started drinking. He was dezo that night so yeh..


Anywho...im there trying to get comfy on the fucking door mate..getting newspapers from the damn recycling bin trying to do anything to stay warm, when i see the garage..and i figure ill go look in there for something warm!

Car is locked..so cant sleep in there...then i see a tarp!

Now as i'm reaching for the tarp i trip on something (its dark and like 3.30am) ..i look down and its a jerry can full o fuel!

Now we are talking.. now on my way home i had stumbled across (almost literally) a miniature wooden chair ...really just topped off the night at that moment haha..was so close to home..just got my sex on and i find a mini chair! Stoked!

This chair is quickly destroyed upon sitting on it when realising im locked out..adding to the humiliation.

So anyways i take the chair and decide a FIRE is the best way to keep warm! (bad idea.)

I construct a mini fire with newspaper and a small bit of petrol. But unbeknownst to me the jerry can has tipped over..

I light the fire and BOOM half the fucking backyard in on fire man...seriously..

Long story short the sun comes up just as im getting to sleep sitting on the back steps, a big ring of ash and burnt grass in front of me as i here the backdoor slowly slide open.

Its my mum... mouth agape....shocked...

I run inside leaving ashy footprints to add insult to injury which i was reprimanded for later.



I think that wins.

 

[silentangst]

Oh that's awesome.

 

[TripppAR]

haha yeh man.. its a way longer story than that. I usually explain the night i had and the details of walking home from boning this chick that happened to live near me!

Also more details regarding the ring of fire and aftermath haha..

but i have no time for that!

Should cheer a few peeps up..

 

[Raz]

I think that wins.

Holy shit!

I think that wins everything ever!!! LOL

 

[uTranceMe]

I was heading back home awhile ago and had heard horror stories about Tiger Airlines so I got there 2 hours early as the ticket instructed. Anyway it was pretty boring and I was in and out of the the security going for a beer and then for a smoke. I must have walked through the metal detector half a dozen times.

It was time to board and once everyone was seated a stewardess started walking down the aisle calling out my name. I stood up and she asked to see my boarding pass which I produced and she was on her way again. I looked at the lady next to me and said " Shit that was lucky I thought they found the dope". She was not amused.

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

^hahahah!

And hahaha to you too Void you god damn dawg! After work drinks are never a good idea if you end up getting hammered! Gold!

And TrippAR - bwahahahahaa fucking hilarious man.

Ahhh.. good thread Raz! :D