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Share the biggest mistake you have made involving drugs!

untaMe

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Ok, share you're biggest fuckup(involving drugs) with us whether it's flushing away the last of your stash, or pooping on the kitchen floor in your drunken stupor, whatever made you feel like the biggest dickhead. All in the hopes that we can make each other feel less dickheady.

I've got a ton of these but most recently, last night, got drunk at some chicks house fell over and shattered her family tree mural or whatever.
 
bravo! you fucking moron

Ironically I dont have any stories like this to share because I dont do stupid shit when I'm fucked up. Welcome to the wide worldof controlling yourself!

*applause*
 
i left a club hammered with some girl, instead of staying to smoke a fat blunt with my friend and a gaggle of fine ladies.
 
Yo, STFU enod, you may not do stupid shit when youre fucked up but you sure do POST stupid shit. LOL ;)

I broke many things when drunk and i always regret noddin out instead of stayin up but thats always how it ends up.
 
This happened to a friend of mine.

He was on the block pushin' heroin as usual. A black unmarked Interceptor(cop car) rolls down and the dickhead flags them down. He asks if they need dope, two middleaged white guys look at him shocked, and just drive off.
We tell him they're cops and laugh at him. He says "Fuck that, I'm flaggin' them down again!"
Thirty minutes later they roll down again. He yells at them and they stop 3/4's up the block. He runs up to them. As soon as he gets to the car they jump out on him. In less than 2 minutes he's hand cuffed in the black seat.
 
Yo, that aint no hustla. Kid gettin his hustla card took away for real for that one. thats just some ignant ass shit right there. Yo, fuck that, that shits so stupid Id smack that bitch up side the head for real just from readin this. i hope the rest of ur boys aint that dumb. (not sayin its on u, just damn.) Straight foolish.
 
lacey k said:
Yo, STFU enod, you may not do stupid shit when youre fucked up but you sure do POST stupid shit. LOL ;)

I broke many things when drunk and i always regret noddin out instead of stayin up but thats always how it ends up.

I love you Lacey! PLURrrrr :D =D 8o :) ;) %) :!
 
lacey k said:
I broke many things when drunk.

Shit, I clearly remember scratching the hell out of like 15 to 20 of my cd's while rolling *Haaaaard* on two blue butterflies(swallowed 1 pill and parachuted the second @ T+15:00). Eyes were fluttering and my vision was bouncing up and down like crazy and it was just a real struggle to get the discs into the tray that night!
 
hmm i dont really ever do dumb shit on drugs.

one time i took 3 ambiens; which is a alot for me. i was like running across my friends yard in front of his neighbors, yelling "im a ninja!", and i like broke his dads wheel barrel thing somehow. then i like fell asleep in his room.

i dont remember any of this. but i kind of feel bad for breaking his dads wheel barrol and my friend always fucking brings up this event and uses it to show how dumb i am on drugs or something. hes fucking retarded
 
burn out said:
getting addicted

Yeah, that would be the biggest mistake I ever made.

Other than that, sleeping with friends I shouldn't have while drunk. And dating guys I shouldn't have while all benzoed out.
 
I had been up for three days shooting crystal and when I was picking up another bag I spilled it onto my dealers carpet loading a bubble. Of course I hopped down and collected what looked like 99% of my bag and carried on. About an hour or so later I was up driving around for work in northern MN on a dark winter morning at 7am. I needed my needle fix so I pull off the main road down a dead end dirt road and turn my car around so I can see any cars coming. I proceded to backload the rest of my bag (bout 0.4g) into a rig without crushing it down much, pulled up some water into the syringe, shook it like hell and pushed out the air. When I looked through it to see if there was anything undissolved it looked completely transparent to my shakey/fuzzy day-3 spun-out vision. I tied off, dug in, registered, pulled the tie, and then started dropping the 35units I had in the barrel.

Down, down, down goes the plunger and then it suddenly bounces back into my thumb with 5units left...clogged. I pulled out and discovered there was a translucent gelatenous blob at the base of the syringe clogging it. I had shot a little of some random floor cookie turned gunk. I was depraved enough at the time to unclog it by pulling up more water, forcing the contents through the needle into a bottle cap, bit a fraying thread off of the cuff of my jeans, balled it up, pulled the last 5 units through it and shot the rest of my hit.

Later that evening while taking a shower I suddenly began to have intense heart pains that spread up the left side of my neck and then down the left side of my body. Next thing I knew it was about 10 minutes later and I was laying in the bottom of a now-cold running shower. Still not too sure what happened to this day...nasty shit...
 
Thug Love said:
hmm i dont really ever do dumb shit on drugs.

one time i took 3 ambiens whish is alot for me;which is a alot for me. i was like running across my friends yard in front of his neighbors, yelling "im a ninja!", and i like broke his dads wheel barrel thingsomehow. then i like fell asleep in his room.

???

I had my shit all railed out on a cd case.. it was a very hot summer afternoon.. and with the cd case in hand, I turned around right into where the fan was blowing.. whoosh.. there went some good shit.. :! for awhile after that.. my friends wouldn't let me handle anything important
 
umm i try 2 behave myself hehe but we all fuck up sometimes :P

umm trying them was probli a mistake lol i love em a little 2 much sometimes..

umm ive acted like a tool on drugs a few times..but i usually dont rmemebr 2 much for the exact reason i acted like a tool lol umm yeah
 
going to parties and wandering around my old uni in the middle of the night...i was once found several blocks away with feelce pajama pants on, a wife beater and no socks/shoes in the middle of the winter...that sonata would make me do the stupidest shit
 
lacey k said:
Yo, that aint no hustla. Kid gettin his hustla card took away for real for that one. thats just some ignant ass shit right there. Yo, fuck that, that shits so stupid Id smack that bitch up side the head for real just from readin this. i hope the rest of ur boys aint that dumb. (not sayin its on u, just damn.) Straight foolish.

lol It was an isolated incident. At that point, he was on parole for a different drug charge. The lesson here is: Don't sell drugs when you're high on wet.

Oh, another one.

This happened New Year's Eve a few years back. We were all chillin' on the corner watching everyone shoot their Glocks up in the air. Another dealer I'm friends with, who sells heroin, was high as shit and walked up to us. He starts bragging about how much money he just made on a couple of bags. "Yo, this white boy just gave me $50 for two bags of dope" he says. We're all like, "damn good work son." We then ask him if he wants any alcohol or Chinese food. He says yeah and whips out the money he just made. He hands two bills off to the runner that's gonna go buy the shit. Before the runner leaves, he starts cracking up and gives that one dealer's money back. "This monopoly money ain't gonna fly at the store, yo" he tells him. We all look at the money and start crackin' the fuck up. The white dude paid him with 10 fake $5's. And I mean they were bad fakes, the green color was way off, the paper was all crisp, and the borders were all uneven from him cutting them out all retarded.
 
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