Alright, we have a few points to address -
First, you have two ways to go.. you could either get the info for another pharmacy, and then pose as them (kinda like how you card shit, you're just shipping to a differnt location).. or you could setup a new account with your own address .. which is "the way" to do it? Actually, neither of them..
See, any "chain store" is out of the question - Walgreens, Eckerds, CVS, Good Neighbor, etc.. they all have their own central facilities where they have UNTHINKABLE AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS .. they have 20 foot tall by 1000 feet long shelves of nothing but C-II products, probably thousands of bottles of hydrocodone, skids of OxyContin so big they need to be moved with a forklift.. sorry, thats a damn nice thought, a little research could yeild the location of these, and a well planned robery could yeild you unthinkable amounts of shit .. oh, my point.. um, anyway you can't order from chains as they get their drugs delievered, not mailed, and the drivers are not going to drop off a bin of C-II drugs at a Mailboxes Etc or your best friend Seth's apartment .. so, you are left with NON-CHAIN PHARMACIES, and while that may sound simple, you would be surprised how FEW pharmacies there are left (that have not been bought out by a chain) ..
Ok, so you find a non-chain pharmacy.. you must now precur all the information - you gotta find out who their supplier is (there are suppliers, you don't order from EVERY differnt company or you would be placing 20 orders at a time) .. it would probably be fairly easy to get this info, as I imagine a single invoice would yeild all that information, you then need the pharmacists and managers names, I don't know what else tyhey would want .. thats the easy part - you must now contact that supplier and get your address in the system - you COULD change yer address, but I think this would get you shot down real fast (I am not even going to get into getting "busted" as that is a book in itself, instead I will consider them shooting you down as the ultimate failure since you dont get yer shit) .. I would add another address - say you're opening another store.. this also helps since you could place one huge order and not look like a dope fiend ordering nothing but controlled substances - damn, thats another point, controlled substances only constitute a SMALL PERCENT of an order, most of the shit a pharmacy goes through is blood pressure medicine, anti-biodics, and things for "woman problems" .. so to make it look normal you would have to probably order thousands of dollars in worthless drugs, then a small amount of fun stuff ..
Actually, fuck that idea, trying to pose as another pharmacy isn't going to work.. look, I pride myself as being able to scam most shit, but as I think about this it's just one problem after another .. it could be done but if you have to ask "how?" then you are not capable of it.. I might be able to but it would be a full time venture..
What I would do, and what has been done before, is to follow the legit path - a businessman applied for the loans, rented a store, hired a pharmacist whom had the DEA number, then with the money he borrowed from the bank he stocked the shelves.. one night he carefully went through and pulled anything with street value from the shelves and left.. out-of-his pocket he only invested a couple hundred bucks to create everything, which turned out to be fake, the loan was under the name of someone whom he had managed to steal a W2 form for .. now this was a few months in the making, but AFAIK, the guy got away.. Jim Hogshire had posted the story to a mailing list he used to run, it was a news story someone had directed him to but thats all the info I have..
In short - don't do it, the entire idea is foolish and I am fairly certin you wouldn't be able to pull it off.. what I would do is this -
Apply for a job as a pharmacy tech or pharmacy cashier in a chain such as Eckerds, Walgreens, or CVS .. now, it's important you get a job in a store where the pharmacy closes before the rest of the store, or even at the same time as the pharmacy takes about half the time to close as the store.. one night clean up as your normally would, wait for everyone to leave then let yourself back into the pharmacy... lock yourself in then clean up, walk out the back door and never return!
