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Seemed like a good idea at the time.... silly things you've done on E Mega merge

It's not much, but: Looking for my bottle of water at a friend's house only for her to proceed to laugh her arse off and telling me after five minutes: It's in your hand dude! I then proceeded to hug her and laugh...a lot :P
 
Back in 01...(I'm old) at a party at a friends...never been to his place before...I was walking down the stairs...I loved stairs when I rolled....but I forgot that at the bottom of his staircase there is a landing, and a turn, and two more steps. I walked into the wall..and went ahhh shit, turned and fell off the landing and down the last 2 steps, landing flat on my face on the carpet. Luckily, only one person witnessed that ..remarkable.. incident. :D
 
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Not me but one of my friends told me that they went to burger king and went down the slide on the plastic trays until she popped out of the bottom and saw the owner standing there yelling at her. Needless to say she got up as fast as she could to run to the exit and hits the door face first haha.
 
Majority of the dumb shit I've done has already been posted, but I have a couple of specific incidents to add

1. During PvD's set about 18 months ago, sitting behind the dj booth, rihgt in the middle of a massive set, and I turn to my mate and say "Dude oil tankers. There has to be a better way to transport oil around other than oil tankers". There has to be.

2. I have a feeling this may have been on acid, I'm not sure, but we were at a mates place and called a mate up on skype video while he was driving. He ended up going thru a Maccas drive thru with his laptop on the passenger seat. When he got to the window to order I started trying to chat up the chick serving him - waving to her n shit... meanwhile he was telling me to stfu I was embarrasing him. Then I kept bugging him to get her number for me. I fucking love myself sometimes haha :(
 
over the summer i was doin e to pass the time; most of my friends were out of town and i hate living with my parents. i was doing it at really 'funny' times though, haha.

alright, i did it at a family reunion, wedding reception, at my job- a car wash, an amusement park, and some other times with a few friends.

the fam reunion was funny though- my little cousins, around 7 and 9, just got cell phones, and i was 'more than happy' to give them my number. haha i really dont like them; i just felt very personable at the time.
my parents said it was the best behaved i have ever been at a fam reunion, lmao.

fyi dont do it at an amusement park. i threw up and it was not fun.
 
I was rolling and playing a game of beer pong in a garrage and I had to take a piss but didn't want to leave, so without thinking about it I went and pissed in the corner of the garrage... you should have seen the look on my friends face.
 
burn2shine said:
I was rolling and playing a game of beer pong in a garrage and I had to take a piss but didn't want to leave, so without thinking about it I went and pissed in the corner of the garrage... you should have seen the look on my friends face.
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Haha it seems that when I am intoxicated on anything at one point in the night I end up publicly urinating or just going in the wrong places. lol. =D

FM
 
I blasted around 2000 watts of music until 6 am in a residential area, my friends who took a walk during the roll said they could hear it from pretty far away lol

Lucky nobody called the cops on us =P
 
I have two 12" subs in my basement with a very nice surround sounds and when the party is started the whole house is shaking. lol. I have never had a cop come out to any of my parties because I live right outside the city police jurisdiction so only county and state police can come, which they never do!

Taking walks really late at night I can be seen as more shady though. Especially when I walk around with my gloves on!

FM
 
Around 7am a friend and I decided we were going to go and get jobs. So we tried walking into a big fenced off building site (me in her butterfly hoody - I'm a guy) and her in big fluffy boots...needless to say I was removed from the site pretty fast by a huge builder.

Thank god that plan failed though...came down about an hour later, can't imagine what it would be like to crash and find myself shovelling bricks at 8am in the middle of winter ('-.-).
 
i one agreed 2 marry 1 of my friends whose almost double my age so she could get her permanent residancy in aus, to make it worse i rang my dad 2 tell him the good news and he was like wtf, well anyway when i came down i realised what i almost got myself into LOL

on the same night i tryed 2 cook pizza all went well till i forget to use a towell 2 pick the tray out of the oven and droped the pizza and burnt my finger tips, why i was making pizza only god knows why,

and also on that same fucking night my bro came home with a new machette and i thaught id b smart 2 test it on my hand and see if its sharp im a geniues when i peak
 
DayDreams said:
i one agreed 2 marry 1 of my friends whose almost double my age so she could get her permanent residancy in aus, to make it worse i rang my dad 2 tell him the good news and he was like wtf, well anyway when i came down i realised what i almost got myself into LOL
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haha man, that's awesome.
 
I decided to sit on the ground at a rave. Yurk.

Seriously, though, I can't count the number of times I've tried to call people and tell them how great they are (people who really wouldn't understand this, especially at 3am)...fortunately, my lack of dexterity has saved me every time...I can't even get the damn flip thing open for the most part, let alone read my contacts list.
 
To celebrate getting off probation we had a little e party (this was probably 10 years ago now), took like 6 pills or something around 2 am.

Haha oh yeah this was christmas eve, had to go to the familys house the next day.... rough. I was still pretty much rolling balls hanging out with mom , dad, sisters, grandma, uncles, etc. fortunately everyone in my family is some sort of addict, 2 of my uncles ended up being on acid, so it was actually kind of amusing, the 3 of us sitting in the other room by ourselves, them probably wishing i would shut the fuck up .....
 
Kurv. said:
hmm hmm.... doing it once or twice or in conditions where womans are not available is pretty common for a straight guy to have sex with another guy. IE : prisons , army ships , isolated places etc.

you guys should read or learn aboutthe kinsey report

Written in the early 50s when homosexuality was as socialy accepted as schyzophrenia. It shows that 37% of adult male have add sex with another men in their lifetime and that 46% of them add "reacted" to another men sexualy.

I can easily imagine those numbers to have doubled now that homosexuality is accepted enough to make it to prime time family tv . Only a very small percentile of mans are truly 100% heterosexual.
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I think its pretty accepted knowledge now that the Kinsey report's statistics were not as accurate as first believed though....

A more recent survey (Billy, Tanfer, Gradyh, et al. 1993) suggests that about 2% of all American men have tried homosexual activity before, and 1% are exclusively homosexual. I think Kinsey suggested much higher numbers due to the inacuracies in statistical calculations of the time period.

Doing MDMA might lower your inhibitions, but it will most definitely not "turn you gay". It will make you much more likely to act out on feelings you may have been repressing.

Sorry to be such a dork about it, but I just had to write an essay on my abnormal psych exam on this very topic.
 
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^ I have to agree with djspaceace here. I've rolled around bi guys before and been offered their attention, but I wasn't tempted and nothing happened (I'm deplorably straight).

I'm pretty sure you could continue to be psychotically homophobic while rolling, although the usual macho behavior seems to be seriously reduced.
 
had a wank

finish the rest of my pills

told a friends friend they should get a divorce so she can come clubbing with us
 
Don't roll and facebook.

One night I needed to get a phone number from someone who had sent it to me on a facebook message. I had dropped about 30 minutes before. I was planning to just grab the number and then head out so that I made it to my destination before I peaked.

I saw a status update from a girl I think is super cute, so I clicked on her picture and wrote her some crap about how beautiful she was, blah blah blah. Then I sent similar messages to a whole bunch of others--a bunch. I don't know for how long, but by the time I was done I was peaking hard. I had to walk to meet someone at a club six blocks from me. I wound up calling them multiple times for directions because I kept getting lost in my own neighborhood. I did get there eventually.

The next day I got to read all the silly things I had written, and had a lot of explaining to do. I felt super dumb. Luckily all of what I had written was nice stuff, just super over the top and freaky to some.

Needless to say, I do that kind of stuff all the time, but without it in writing it is easy to forget. These days, I just stay away from the phone and computer when feeling that way.
 
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