Seany Tru-Gypsy of Detroit's DirtyFrench

MY POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY IS BASED ON CHANGING THE NAME OF THIS BEAUTIFUL STATE TO "MICHI-GANJA" WE GOT 2 PENNINSULAS SURROUNDED BY THE FRESHEST WATER ON THE PLANET OUR STATE IS HYDROPONIC BY THE LAWS OF NATURE AND WE HAVE A GOD-GIVEN RIGHT AND DUTY TO BE IN YOUR FACE WITH IT AS FAR AS OUR GANJA CONSUMPTION.....CAN YOU IMAGINE LIVING IN SOME HELL-HOL,E WHERE THEY THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR SMOKING A SPLIFF WHILE YOUR SKATEBOARDING OR WALKING AROUND MAAAAAAAANNN FUNK DAT!!!!!!!!!FREEDOM AND WEED HATING SCUM!!!!DESERVE NEITHER WEED OR FREEDOM TO PARAPHRASE BEN FRANKLIN , BEN FRANKLINS TURDS HAD MORE BRAINS,MONEY, SHIT BETTER IN ALL ASPECTS ACROSS THE BOARD THEN THEN WHOLE-TRICK-LOT POPULOUS STATE OF PERPETUAL LIVING BRERATHING WAKING HELL OF 49 BROKE BITCH ALLIANCES THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO REFER TO THEMSELVES AS STATES. YOU CANT REALLY CALL YOUR SELF PART OF AMERICA IF YOU LITERALLY LOCK PEOPLE IN PRISON FOR SOME DANK NUGZ , THATS NOT ANY TYPE OF
 
man the motherfunking outer-space asteroid-facemeltedpuddle-vision slapper piano stylings of Kurtis Blow on FAT BOYS- JAILHOUSE RAP and the fact that the whole song is about getting locked up on some straight fool ass kicking it just beyond foolish braincell deficit on deficit reckless which is historically and categorically the only way i get sent to the slammer eatin mcdickerson what you know about that friday breakfast cake styled out with frosting thats how you know you straight up wasted another week of my life ill never get back i always think of this record sittin at home not in jail and i get a lil chuckle at my own stupidity, at least im self-aware as a motherfuck and thats the real deal holyfield shit that counts....i swear the piano JAM teases a latin shuffle for a minute when hes going ham sammich wit it!
Jail House Rap - Fat Boys
 
DEMAND OUR STATE BE RE-CHRISTENED ****''MICHI-GANJA"****FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT, JUST, FREEDOM-LOVING AND TRUE PLEASE WRITE THESE DICKHEADS IN LANSING , WE GOT 2-PENINSULAS SURROUNDED BY THE FRESHEST WATER ON THE WHOLE ASS EARTH OUR STATE IS HYDROPONIC WE DO WHAT DAFUQ WE FEEL SAY SOMETHING SHITHOLE PARTY OF 49 LAMESTATES DRY-SNITCH-BITCHES MOTHERFUCKING CHANGE THE NAME OF OUR STATE TO:MICHI-GANJA
 
on the day i was delivered in this little city called detroit michigan Dr.Octogon my family physician and octogynicoligist M.D. warned everyone listening from new york to california sheeeeit detroit to the bay all the party people shit born on earth the moon even jupiter that this here tiny teeny itty bitty lil hippie child born of a hippie child had some pre-existencing life enhancing conditions such as high lamestream constricting all of wack bullshit-blocker count, raised consciosness levels that will rise to the sky and continueto climb past cloud 9 and above and god-willing hopefully become contagious and spread it on the world like dirty french chedda cheese fromage la bien la bien, seizures of freedom by police from restless kicking it reckless and im not gonna lie bad decision syndrome,swollen music tastebuds leading to obsessive compulsive crate-digging and record collection and wax spinning condition, chronic dank all-day n night spliff-smoking yup my first name on aol was supadank ocho tres,
 
i seen a deer while homeward bound bus ride to the fronty porch shelf fungus on the tree of o;.g. original genius gentleman gangster r
agamuffin afro puff n stuff spliff bulldozer witht the mostest push power past ya goalied gap
band muff wagontuff gong sm,okedown throwwdown wwf on ya bestest corn tortilla ill-chillmahfuckaz like me and you maybe im a feen maybe its mabeline make-up shit kicker of rocks on the road to damascas bagdad on my ye olde sensemilla nug wagon chucks on my wagonwheeled web foot tiger lily hallucy and jenny ateing and az betting it up dollar dollar bil smoking wus age weed rock nblunt detroit river straight mack on ya naw ytou aint shit biut im not either im just fish on a pond scum based bible of belted numbers game winner cars truck busses skateboards bikes and bad bitches n 2-bit nintendo shit, video games suck my hyrdualic pump it5 up shoe3s basketball when i get the rock ima have to fool witr fuck yall why do you always attack me im cryuing i lie to muyself i lie to my self and cdry like my own thine true bitch-self self-esteem gravity blackhole of anything good and become sum with the worlds piecesm of shit straight gripper city shitscape sphicter scraper of nad poke wioth needles and needle sized penises man i ghad to uyse micro-pore tape on ma microscopic penis but i inv ested in a penis pump and hot topic and hot pocket cram into mouth john coltrane run on your mouthspace parade of penius fvloatsm irts solar powetr heated and skeeted out my urethera on ya chest tiis n face then i slap ya brick of brickshithouse brick yard olympic sized pool of yuck up ya butrack n field
 
i dont know about yall but to me odb is thy patron saint of kickin it recklessly seany da wild spunion onion peel i got layers and im caked up ganja minded spaceman spliff smoker while ridin down the street on my mother fuckin hybrid skatyebord cat attack ya buster ass i got friends in my hood that are acvtual cats animial fux wit me yo categotrically id say hell yes we on da lodge wit all day except im near grand river just newly paved man i was skate out wit cha hate mongering demagouge fuckwitted gripperless booty hole of personality and wgouge my out look fatty mcfatterson fatty wack fetty wop my pasta sauce wit my noodle of spaghetti on your tasty r4aviola like vagin gap-town tear the pussy thug
 
my mind is a squrril cage on top a flowhood pushing ganja smoke past the airparticle trapperulpa filter on leap year of bullshit, no fuckin parties all bullshit with butterfly missle launchers and LSD labs on missle silos in kansas not pirate ARRRRR-kansas smashed and grabbed my tranbsitior radio paying underground resistense transition every question restrains trouble and i end up straininyg the toilet violent j i see peepee clown pieaso pendejo mas cuchillo in ya culo clown car hologram ass sphincta dweliing clown shmoe bag hoe-tippin i ll cowtow till da cow come home or cowtip like t.pain autrotune the stupid shit uot his blowhole for mouthpice horsefaced goon of shitpile stepper inner with demons in his m,iddle ear infecting nose throat and retinas on tina's marie PLATNINUM SHIT IN WAX SLAPPERS FOR DAYS PROPS TO HER or maria sabina mushroom lady of mexico she a saint in my book done more for humanity than everyone elses delusional insqnity brain waves on put needcles to vinyl grooves nothing else fuck tatoos the look coo, on others but npot on my shit id rathewr by record drugs or a nice ounce of cure is pound wacvk intentrions weed sack spin the ganja WHEEL OF DESTRINTY POINT IT IN THE DIRECTION OF YOUR DREAMS AND SPARK YOUR SPLIFFTROIT ROBOT OF MICHIIGANJA WE GOT DEM GANS AFGHANI WEED SHORT INDICA FAT COLA SENSIMILLA TORTILLA OF THC AND THE COOL NOICE OF CAnnabinoid nioded domino mascot paRNOID CRACK LUNG FROM THE PLANT BASE ROCKS GET YA SPRUNG DEFINETLEY NOT SPUYN
CRACK IS WACK AND ICE IS NIUCE TAKE IT FROM ME ANMD MC BLOODBATH MCRATH BUTNUGnuggets ftractALLY
 
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im trying have our city and state and country name changed from detroit, michigan u.s.a to Splifftroit , Michiganja JahBless-ope-to-the-EH-psychedelics-r-mandatory-lsd-in-chemtrails-water-supply-cloudseeded-with Molly-so nobody is mean except good old fashioned ketamine bottles of party-people droppin certified slapper on rave nation dancefloor destroying diggity to the Dankmerica Woketopia 3rd eye Open chakra like chaka kahn on da audabon fast laneout da yingyang twins baseball double 119 towerfall babel on ya razzledazzle ya daidt eye docta suess dre day ak j dillanger pancake action figure tiity tiuny eye opening thrush box docta spot spotting and bleeding your box dry mojave sahara sandbox cats poop all over ya body n uggface boots to ya head hard-stomp musically smashing your throat strp throatb stripper table danceing Original Genius of Love gangster of grindin growing and synth cool drugs wrote the gamebook of scientificminded next-level Hustles,Land of the Sexy-woke af classy dames loyally freaky culinary masterminded Dimepieces thicc in all the right spots, homies plottin on the next-level of elevated enlightened concioussness States of chill Chaos Magic of our ancestry astral plane droppin spores n more planting of seeds growing weed n drugs poppy pod latex of morphine feen shit ima drug nerd ya heard larry Fun in the funnel black hole gravity brick shithouse raving mad apologist of apocalyptic 2pac thug and spacetime coninuum continue in the venue n spin y a a rekkid or 2 the dj spinna come on outtie of the bangenest rager of
slappers on wax records, psychedelic fungus, wholesome mischeif realest illa like
jdilla Trillest Ganjaflower Chill-Illdren of mad stacks band central station rack rack city trillionaires getting down for the funk of it one heady nuggetscape under the groove of God, secular hippie jesus smoking deerms with the tree lady in the DMT forest in the red white and blue quantum ketamine tunnel in peyote button in the scleeenerfeind 2-cb research chemical island ocean of iceshards of Molly multiverse onionpeel strings-dimension spunion spliff quebecois hybrid skateboard on baller street dirtyfrenchmanzen thuglife acidtab danknuggeted thugthizzle booty karmathicc tiiityfuckable blowjobhole mmouthinsertion peniscoitusmouth penetration pen#15 inkster hollerback catyastrophe ovaries basin shallow and poisoed with bits of poop shooted up ya front chute now you poopcunted bigfoot of a whore monster beast of whoremotherof babylon pearl neckless skeet party bukkake busto jizz tornado on shark weeks bloody guts giver u aids bitch now make me and make sammich freakzoid throat punch your kitty box shit liiter cat pooper and robot guerillarmy of genius level kit and fat bootied kabootle dicktakeingGAPs packed rundmtitty fucked lasagna drop acid n runbustos on booksmart biggtiddy gothicbitchbigbills that grow bombLunarweed with solar energy in skimpy spunday school girl universalballer n hollerback old world truths of loyalty on some real shit badbitchthiccctopia

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man the power went out the hood here the other day it was way to hot to attempt sleep so instead of intermittent skate play rekkids skate rekkids skate rekkids skate it was just skate through the night in prayer in meijers parking lot in our lamestream uncreatively box of dumb-dumb rocks cant think there way out a paperbag shitty name of our city and our racist xenophobic moger of hate bigotry pray the gay out of evil unsaved hellbound gripperless lack of sphincter gay butts homophobiaevery week before church jesus tells me to force a tranny hooker to commit suicide by dumping gasoline on then shoot a roman candle on its perverse sex-glutton sub human queer eye for penis aids cavity heathen-body before church state name and splifftroit ,michiganja protest that bitch the storm killing my vibe and just all of the wiggity to the infinty dark cloud of wackness from our bitchassedness
 
I remember the first time i answered one of Jesus's collect phone calls from thefunhouse mirror in a funhouse island on jailhouse alcatrez with thick as shit walls built by human-being being hoes trippin and set-trippin throwing up gangsigns then fistfucking said gangsigns up the buttholes God ,and his bandcrew of once earthbound O.G.'s jesus, buddha, shiva, archangel mike n all the saints of psychedelia but they aint spun they were cum-drunk bukkake delusions-of-wackman fuck you Jesus Prison cuz he died for our jerkoff sins and all other sins first completely mind-shattering ego-death from lsd GODkillling my then too young to be spun, but when god came to me on my 3rd spunday in acid " whatupdoe my dirtyfrenchmanzenem after a emergency spundecleration spunday-in-heavenesus spun to the gills of the psilocybe mushroom till time seperates the wack trick-born perpetraters genocide of all that is DANK God-given into a time-lock of heavy openhanded pimpslaps
 
when i found this hybrid skateboard i could feel like jesus and his hindu homey shiva say to me "the hood needs you shreddin it reckless seanytru gypsy boy just remember spliff in hand the whole time so you wont forget smoke dank nuggets your too stoned to talk cash-shit and get merked ya jabroni we need you to sheperd the world out of this nightmare wackscape of the PERMASHOOK-AGE leaving all the wackshit and spunday-killing neverending-bag-of dicks-boofed-daily diciples of Wackumans who since day-one on Earth forcefully with a non-stop barrage wearing brass knuckles fistfucked GOD and all of humanity when they turned the god-given gift of psychedelic plants n shrooms into jailtime locking up gods chosen people
the Spunions ...God started building a next-level of hell right away but on this spunday God had time cuz and banished the bitchmade-forevereva-jail-proprieters to rot in a new level of hell in a state of perpetual turnt-out-hoeturnity with a baseline of just sucked a herpes-laden dick then with gusto out jumps his bustoboys an hiv positive tricksqquad that surprise gangbangs and leaves for you for dead pockets ran coming up short on gods $$ And the heavy pimphand of GOD bashes your face into a crack-comedown and dopesickness that makes coming off methadone seem like the finest molly shards and God's ILL-dren the spunion inherit da earth cuz they were the only ones who did it proud kid...and all Spunions enter into a new acidcovenent spunions riding shotty wit GOD-on-da-lodge-wit-it tokyo drifting spun like a top into an earth is one topside speed weed and psychedelic drugs invoked everyday SPUN-AGE universal spunday-devout honor your patron saint of kickin it reckless ST. ODB first time you listened to wu-tang 36 chambers and your denegenerate wigger friend asked if you wanna smoke a wu its crack rocks and weed rolled into a blunt and without any hesitation was at angel park that same day smoking on a blunt with a dime of reggies and 3 dime crack rocks finely chopped and smoked a wu at 16 " the best ever for my "dirtyfrenchmanzenem detroit spunday shredabration-nonstop" style of skating, which is like the figure skating of skateboarding but none effeminate shit cuz skateboarding isd a counterculture activity that trancends gender stereotypes, theres no girly or manly ways to skate all ways are badass thjey just have different shredicate ya dig! doing quick turns and keeps spinning in a circle which i call the "dirtyfrench spunyun top" but it must be said in a fake french acc
 
just to mic drop some highly corrosive face-melting mind-detonating Lysergic acidiethylamide bombs on you unwashed no mas soap no mas appeall suckastill toe-up wiggermill of broke-N-ugly too full-retard minus the strength lame-bammerhanded da trapbois had a ya-mamas-a-hoe-in fact ya whole-extended-family-too-savage busto-custo-on-custo-back to bustos Sadababyesque danceparty on an all stems and seeds rererererocked Detroit Rug-cutting industry standard torch-weilding spliffbearer of mas grandeFuego mota PhD or PhuckinDankNugs certified Acid ghettotek slappers are the wheelhouse of da soul in
 
man when I was leaving for work on Tuesday they had just paved grands river with new asphalt I only got to skate across the street but in that short time felt like a divine presence it was like all I could hear ringing in my ear was master p emphatically saying "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggh NA NA NA NA" it was like intravenous cocaine induced tinnitus from a near fatal dose to even the most seasoned veteran just a deafening voice of master p saying "ughghghhhhh NANANANA" "but it lasted the whole time at work and until I got home and was only counteracted by skating and yell "uuuuuuuuuuuuuughghghgh nananana" while I skated for a good like 12 hours straight in my religion this is the equivalent of skateboard x-mas, skateboard hanakah, skateboard kwanza, happening at the same time on a full lunar eclipse because of a quirk in the precession of the equinoxes and the wobble of the earth at the same time as my religions equivalent of the Islamic Hajj, or once in a lifetime holy pilgrimage to mecca but the black square thing was the street and instead of walking around it however many times the koran tells them to while they try to make it into the center to kiss the mystical, magical, and holy black stone but in my religion I skate on it for hours and hours like transcendental prayer and meditation of the buddist monks and is used to achieve enlightenment but with a healthy dose of reverence and for what the hindu's call shiva whos raging destruction and chaos energy we worship by non-motherfucking-stop shredding, we prepare for this by pre-rolling at least 5 spliffs bare ass-minimum and getting geeked up to level of respectable hypeness, yup my religion is bad-ass im applying to the feds to get tax-exempt status and to have legal use, cultivation, and distribution of religious use psychedelic plants mushrooms. If joseph smith can create Mormonism out of some unbelievable crap I figure I can create a religion of real substance with skateboards, bikes, weed and psychedelic drugs and bomb ass funky records and dance parties as a our foundation and Detroit as my Utah I proclaim this as my religion, looks my personal relationship with Jesus Christ will hopefully bring into fruition and legitamize a religion that he can be proud of that isn't just a bunch of revisionist, repressive crap in a mistranslated 50 times over book that opportunistic charlatans quote to brainwash fleece,decieve and condition to wackness then touch their weak-minded followers kids penises pedaphiling the days away till they goto hell. none of that just skatin',bikin',rekkids, ganja and mystical plants and many dancefloor till we die then god only knows what will happen anyone else who says otherwise is fucking lying!
 
God some trash bag cop lookin' dickhead in a big-ass huge fuckin pick-up truck holds down his horn then damn near runs me down while I'm peacefully skateboarding in front of my parents house of all places, then I tried to get him to stop and let tell him to politely tell him to get proper fucked while still being classy enough to give him directions cuz there's no reason to be driving like a denegenerate maniac down braodstone cuz the god damn street doesn't go through, the next one does you fuckin homicidally ignorant rude mishàpen grossly mangled hideous stinky pussy like face oozing from every oriface your shallow freedoms hating penis-looking heart of a coward cuckboy-fuckboy who lost control of his sphincter from his compulsive brute force Colin shredding up in his own guts by way of insatiable satanic savage butt-play to a brutal suicidal degree bringing him to the brink off death everyday who lurks around pre-schools to be a crack-cocaine evangelist who smokes out and turns out school children cuz that's the only way this compulsive pedophile can get laid and appease the FREEMASONSwhich the deranged maniac cunt calls "love";what a sick fuck .. but im gonna use this experience to make myself grow spiritually
and never leave home without spark plugs to throw at your stupid windshield getting you to stop and try to fight me while I throw ninja stars at your head and the classic urban handy weapon the steel telescoping baton meditates. On existential crises your kneecaps will face henceforth
 
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