There should be some sort of treaty that forbids us from posting while coming down. *sigh*...Hope you're all wearing your sap-masks today.
Flower:: Lemme see if I can do this without using a 90's "I love you" cliche...
I don't have the space here to tell you how I feel. I don't have the knowledge, or mindblowing gift that you do. Luckily, I've got something much better. I've got you in my life. I'm betting that as you and I sit, reading this together, the other 20k+ members are lauhging about how 'foolish the are'. Let 'em laugh. I'm already starting to drag, so I'm cutting it short. I love you. Plain and simple. *(Okay. I just deleted a WHOLE bunch of other shit that I really want to say, but I realize it's too long...so you may expect a letter in the next few minutes.
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Again...Flower...I love you from the bottom of my heart.
*Ducks out of the way of vomint*
Griff: Clique's they say? Sure. Perhaps there is a social 'inner-elite' group...I'd rather think they're nothing more than the smart people who make kids laugh. Is that what (Gay Porno Music playing in the background now
drew us to each other? </Fag music>
For no reason in particular (Oh right, you wanted drugs)...well...for ALMOST no selfish, prejudiced 'whambamthankyouma'am reason(s), I stopped by...at your request.
I'd say it took around 2 minutes for us to shed ourselves of the 'uncomfortability' blanket...after that we just talked. And talked. Then we laid on the hood of the car (no sex) and talked. Then we took pills. And talked some more...scattered in with pill taking there was more talking.
Until it was time to go.
3 short hours. 3 hours you knew damn near every horrible secret about me, and I knew secrets about you so horrible, I still can't sleep at night.
But..They remained secrets. Forwhatever reason I was lucky enough to pick a friend I could trust...and have him become my best friend in so short a period of time. Thanks for everything...You're the b...well....You're 2nd best!!
TheJewBandit: This guy's good to have around. He's got the brains of Flower, the calmness and collectivity of Stasis, and the sense of humor of Mr. Sticky. Plus his eternal hatred for Griff is undying.
RaverJew & Stumpy The only real examples I can think of where two trolls have been on the board SO long....that they get mod/admin positions. Not really much I can say about these two.
Ange has REALLY short legs.
Dave is...A Jew. (The bad kind)
CrowFor a period of about 2 months, my life *literally* crumbled down around me. I locked myself away from everyone...Not Crow. Within an hour of me being released from the hospital, he was on the phone...this guy, someone I had NEVER even met....Then someo other tragedy happened...Just like before, Crow was calling, to see what he could do. Anyone who is not friends with Crow is missing out and missing out bad.
Fox Fox is my father. The young lady you are going to be reading about next is my mother. Confused? Ha! Just wait! Anyway...FoX...no doubt the
ultimatephilisophical mind I've ever met. Very very passionate young man, very clear headed, always open to discuss ANYTHING...I must warn you though...if you feel yourself tyring of the conversation, there is only one way to get out of it. (Even if you have already WON AND proven your point). Concede. Make sure he understands beyond the shaddow of a doubt that you are not only wrong, but no one has
ever been as wrong as you were just now. He didn't get the name Fox Omnicorrect for nothing. But...we still love him.
Dagny Yeah this is where our family tree gets...ascued perhaps. Don't ask me, I just replicate what they throw at me.
Dagny Dagny Dagny. What on earth do you say to her?
First...have you ever talked to her online? If you are smiling, then you've talked to her. Because it is a physical impossibility to be anything BUT overjoyed while speaking to this girl.
Contrary to EVERYONES beleif, she has the brains of Stasis, Flower, Fox, LL and a few more...with a body and face enough to melt you like the pathetic wax statue you are. She RAWKS...Now...Don't ever meet her in person...Without permission she will already be in your head, before you even think "Hey, is she trying to get into my head?" You will hear her answering...on the inside. She's gentle though...usually.
StasisAaaah Stasis? It really depends on who you ask, as to what answer you'll get. If you ask a chick you can expect to hear:
"He's SO fucing cute...especially in his dress clothes...oh yeah and did you see what he drive? *oooh* **oogle ogle* Omg..Omg...here he comes....HE is SOOOO cute..AAHAHAAAAAH! [conversation starts, and ends]
*Stasis walks away, smiling, as always*
"Wow. He's really really smart. Why do I feel so funny now? I'm going to sit in the corner now...alone........." <~ Stasis know's what I'm talkin about.
SweetPea. Let's reverse the rolls. Two guys introduce themselves to Pea, then walk away...perhaps their conversation?
"OMG D00D!!Did you SEE HER?!?!"
"Hell yeah man I gotta get those digits!"
"Ah hell no man that bitch is MINE!!"
*At this point Stasis passes them in the hallway*
"I KNOW that mutha fucka didn't just bump into me. Fuckin' geeky ass mutha fucka. Who the hell does he think HE'S foolin' in that suit? Who the FUCK does he think he is?"
"Man if someone did that to MY shoe's I'd..."
"Yo wait!"
*Silence*
*Stasis embracess the beautiful Pea*
"Ah man fuck that. I didn't want that bitch no way. I should go kick her skrawny ass boyfriends ass though"
Hmm. I just got way off track didn't I? Let's try it like this:
Stasis and Pea are both sexy, intelligent, fucking hillarious to hang around with...also very forgiving and understanding.
I look up tp Stasis more than anyone on the board.
Oh...and I gotcher back, Stase.
Aly I've signed a non-disclosure agreement with her people. But Aly and I are officially E-Lovers again. So no more hate posts.
*I do still have a black pair of thongs that I KNOW are hers*
LoveLife The best of the best. Funniest man I have ever spoken to on a daily basis, and always passing around good vibes...I just hope he'll remember me when he DOES become famous. And he is too...mark my words.
This is turning into something long, maybe I should shorten it out like:
Brownie <- You've got the BEST neck for a noose I've EVER seen!
Noodle
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Ice9: You are one of 3 Canadians I don't want dead!
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Leaving this space open, as I KNOW I'll have to edit my post.
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