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(Salvia/40x) - Third time - The sun is REALLY, REALLY important.

xburtonchic

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So I just bought some Purple Sticky 40x and decided to smoke a bowl in my backyard. I packed a small bowl... and I mean a REALLY small bowl, so small that it was almost a joke. I read on other forums that this particular brand and strength will send you to the freaking moon, so I was a bit apprehensive at first... hence, the small dose. I just packed it in a regular bowl with a screen and smoked it with a regular lighter. I honestly wasn't expecting much but a really small, practically unnoticeable buzz due to the small amount I THOUGHT I was ingesting. Hahahaha.

So I settle down on the grass with my laptop and some Infected Mushroom "Arabian Nights on Mescaline" (the music didn't matter to the trip at all in the slightest btw). I've always been told to hold it in until you start to feel it, but after about 20 seconds I was like... whatever, this bowl was too small and isn't going to do shit. So I blew it out. And almost immediately I felt a crazy body change.

First, my body felt really strange and itchy and... just weird. Nothing like my body had ever felt before on salvia. I couldn't figure out why. I looked down and realized that I was a piece of grass... and that I was growing with the grass. I didn't like it; being a piece of grass is really fucking uncomfortable. Then I felt like... idk this part is REALLY hard to describe... like I was in a box? But not really? More like, my personal space was outlined in an invisible line of chalk and so was my laptop's. We each had our own personal bubble of space. I felt that something bad was going to happen to my laptop inside of that little square, so I leaned over and pushed it as far away as possible. Then I looked over at my flowerbed and felt the presence of... idk... a witch or a shaman or something? I don't really know what it's purpose was, just that I had made it angry by moving the laptop. Then all of the sudden it was like these invisible walls were coming at me, I felt like these walls were responsible for my turning into a piece of grass, so I started moving around my arms at really weird angles in the hopes that if I could just push the walls way, I would turn back into a human being. I even covered my face at one point because I felt like they were too close LOL.

And then my trip changed completely. First, I realized I was tripping. Then, I realized that I needed to try to move around like a normal person in order to stop turning into a piece of grass. Then, I got REALLY freaking cold and realized that the sun is absolutely the answer to everything in this universe. I felt like if I could only just find the sun, everything would be okay. I got up and went on a search for where the sun was. (The sun was everywhere, mind you... this was at around 5pm in Southern California) But I felt like the sun was in a specific location... somewhere IMPORTANT. So I picked up my laptop (not sure how I managed that) went inside to set it down, and then went back to my yard to find the sun. When that failed, I walked inside and realized the sun wasn't there either. Then I ate a piece of broccoli. Then I texted my friend and asked him where the sun could possibly be, except it was in absolute PURE gibberish. His response to that was, "What the fuck? That wasn't even in English."

My trip ended like a minute later. It was fun. Minus the uncomfortable feeling of being a piece of grass, I kind of enjoyed it. It was nothing like the epiphany I've had in other trips (though I know for a FACT if I had smoked more I would have been completely out of reality)... but I enjoy the delusional aspect of salvia and so it was still pretty interesting.

Oh and also, I was more or less aware of my surroundings the whole time. I could see everything perfectly, it just sort of seemed fake somehow... but like the kitchen counters and sinks and my shed and the garage and everything else were there to help me find the sun? Nevertheless, I wasn't blown into a completely different universe, and I assume this was due to the low dosage I took.
 
Ooh, now I'm proud to be one of the "Select few" that gains useful knowledge from this plant. I find it happens on 5 or 10x, alone in my silent room, thinking about stuff and lying down.
 
I find that smoking the leaves is better

The original rush is not quite as intense, but you can easily extend it by smoking another few tokes just after the original rush tapers off, repeating as desired, with a very nice comedown lasting about an hour.
 
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