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Roommates from hell!

KandyJill

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Ok so post your horror stories and such.
Also post mean shit that you did/could do to them.

So my roommate likes to fuck random guys in the bathroom of our studio apt. So I called an RA and now she's all pissed off. So I put some visine in her drink since it gives you the trots.

I was thinking some acid, MWAHAHAHAHA....
 
My roomate freshman year...She never left, I mean NEVER, except for class. She wouldn't even leave when I had guys over. She sat on her computer all day, she picked dead skin off her feet...AND ATE IT! She would masturbate while I was in the room. Her whole side of the dorm was disgustingly messy, she would leave old dishes with crusty food all over the place. Ohhh I am so glad I have my own place now, she was one of those Super-Christian people so I could never party in our room
 
I had an OCD roommate my first semester in the dorms. It was hell. Now, I'm not a dirty person, but I'm kinda messy, so I had to friggin restructure my life around her so she wouldn't harrass me all the time. She always had the television on, and was always watching the Disney channel (which gets fucking old after about two days). I could never watch anything I wanted to because she was always fucking watching some dumb bullshit. Then, EVERY night at 9:30, Everybody Loves Raymond would come on. I hate that show with the fire of a thousand suns. She would watch it, and then start getting ready for bed as the NEXT episode of it came on. (ARGH!!! :X 8o). Then, at 10:15 during the commercial break, she would lock the door, turn off the lights, and get in bed, no matter what I was doing. Because of my class schedule and heavy homework load, sometimes I wouldn't have even had dinner at that point, which meant I had to eat my dinner and finish my homework in the dark, while the TV was on. She also never set the sleep timer, so I had to wait til she was all the way asleep to turn the TV off. She was so fuckin weird and obnoxious that the girls on my floor wouldn't come near even me just cuz I shared a room with her, so I made no fuckin friends. They would all go out all the time and a couple times I asked if I could go along - they said yes, but then they would sneak out without me. That's how bad this fuckin roommate was. I got the hell out of there at the end of the semester. Thank fuckin god.
 
itsjustme said:
My roomate freshman year...She never left, I mean NEVER, except for class. She wouldn't even leave when I had guys over. She sat on her computer all day, she picked dead skin off her feet...AND ATE IT! She would masturbate while I was in the room. Her whole side of the dorm was disgustingly messy, she would leave old dishes with crusty food all over the place. Ohhh I am so glad I have my own place now, she was one of those Super-Christian people so I could never party in our room


I had one that never left. But that was it, she didn't talk either.

But your situation is just sucky. : (
 
kittyinthedark said:
I had an OCD roommate my first semester in the dorms. It was hell. Now, I'm not a dirty person, but I'm kinda messy, so I had to friggin restructure my life around her so she wouldn't harrass me all the time. She always had the television on, and was always watching the Disney channel (which gets fucking old after about two days). I could never watch anything I wanted to because she was always fucking watching some dumb bullshit. Then, EVERY night at 9:30, Everybody Loves Raymond would come on. I hate that show with the fire of a thousand suns. She would watch it, and then start getting ready for bed as the NEXT episode of it came on. (ARGH!!! :X 8o). Then, at 10:15 during the commercial break, she would lock the door, turn off the lights, and get in bed, no matter what I was doing. Because of my class schedule and heavy homework load, sometimes I wouldn't have even had dinner at that point, which meant I had to eat my dinner and finish my homework in the dark, while the TV was on. She also never set the sleep timer, so I had to wait til she was all the way asleep to turn the TV off. She was so fuckin weird and obnoxious that the girls on my floor wouldn't come near even me just cuz I shared a room with her, so I made no fuckin friends. They would all go out all the time and a couple times I asked if I could go along - they said yes, but then they would sneak out without me. That's how bad this fuckin roommate was. I got the hell out of there at the end of the semester. Thank fuckin god.

Oh man, I would be soooooooo pissed.
 
Heh, where to even start... well the one roommate who tried to balance depression with weed, alcohol, coffee and god knows what else. Slept all crazy hours and would brew coffee in the apartment even though I'm severely allergic to it and couldn't go back in the place for hours at a time. I pressured the RA to move me, and he kept dicking me around until finally I said "Look I know thre are rooms open downstiars, either you move me now or you'll be hearing about a murder on the news tomorrow, and I'll claim insanity or whatever the fuck I have to."

So I got moved. To a room that was supposed to be a single, but of course wasn't. So I got stuck with this crazy jock who flipped out on me and the guy in the other room because he thought we were stealing his forks. Turns out the entire building was full of some kind of toxic mold that had grown in the walls after the building contractor had screwed up and used the wrong kind of materials. Big scandal, I blew the whistle on it to the point where Channel 4 was filming in my room.

After that since the building got condemned, I got stuck a 2 hour bus ride from campus in "temporary" housing, with a crazy russian guy that threatened me with his knife collection. Then I had to move out of that one.

I'm just glad I'm not in school and don't have roommates anymore.
 
^ Me too. My roommate days are over, thank god. Not that I wouldn't live with friends again.....but student sharehouses can be pretty gross.

I was pretty lucky, really. The worst flatmate I had was someone who would complain she had no friends and never had anything to do, then when I invited her out with my friends she'd just complain about how nobody there liked her and she had no money and the music was crap....etc etc. After a while she was right - nobody liked her because all she did was bitch and moan.

She also used to leave half-eaten food all over the couch. She said it was her couch, therefore she could, even though it attracted ants all through the loungeroom and kitchen. Whenever my other flatmate and I would go away for a few days we'd come home and the whole place smelled like a tip. We were too scared to ever go into her room.

Luckily the roof of the house started falling in and we got to break the lease because it was unsafe to live in. I couldn't have coped with her for another 6 months.

I've had someone move in 'for a couple of nights' because they were unemployed and had no money, then just set up camp in the living room and never leave. But she was heaps of fun and a good cook, so nobody had any issues with it.

Thankfully though, this:

She sat on her computer all day, she picked dead skin off her feet...AND ATE IT! She would masturbate while I was in the room.

has never happened to me. I don't think I could cope.
 
My punk ass roommates kept me up all night being obnoxious when I would tell them repeatedly that I had X # of test the next day. One burglarized a friend's house. They destroyed the carpet and caused nearly $6,000 dollars worth of damages. Screwed me on some bills. So I sued one of them and ended up on a reality TV judge show. I'm not going to mention which one but it aired in November of last year. Nightmare turned into a funny tale. On a side note: both of those clowns got their faces beat in trying to be tough with the wrong people--which I had nothing to do with. Just karma, bitches.

P.s. I won on TV, the judge ripped him a new asshole and he looked like he was about to cry.
 
hmm , ive had room shares in a student housing dorm, i had a few cool roomates and a few weird ones.

but the worst housing situation, was one that i found myself. i had to get out of an apartment pretty quick so i was desperate for a housing situation. so i referred to craigslist. i ended up finding this couple about 30 years old a few days after the lease had expired at my other place that i was still living at.
so i move in with this coulple, neither of them are employed at the time. right after i moved in i paid them 1300 in cash for first and last months rent, then like the night later, the lady got in a car crash and totalled her mercedes. she was drunk as fuck and it was obvoius she took the money i paid to move in to go celebrate.
so the couple at this point are breaking up and used to fight constantly. every night yelling and shit. she would say he hit her, though i never saw it, and she called the cops. the cops made frequent trips to my apartment.

so one time after a rave i had a couple kids come back to the apartment. we were all rolling , smoking bud, whippits, doin k, droppin acid, then at about 7 in the morning , the roomate comes and pokes his head in. after this a few of the kids leave, then a few minutes later my roomate comes in my room saying how the kids taht just left "stole his wallet and his weed". it was actually the female roomate, she used to always take his shit weed and smoke it and hide it. so he got pissed (keep in mind they didnt know we were on the hard drugs) so they are fighting and shit while we're fryin in my room. she calls the cops and brings over this little douche bag who apparently she was seeing on the side. so the cops were in my room and we were frying so we left. the roomate went to jail and yabba dabba du. the bitch never had a job the time i lived there, i got out as soon as i could and she let her friend move in without paying a dime while i was there. that bitch was soo much drama. plus she had hairy ass mother fuckin cats that would shed all over .

sorry it might be a long read.

ps the pic in my gallery of me fryin was takin while the cops were inside my apartment.
 
tokey said:
My punk ass roommates kept me up all night being obnoxious when I would tell them repeatedly that I had X # of test the next day. One burglarized a friend's house. They destroyed the carpet and caused nearly $6,000 dollars worth of damages. Screwed me on some bills. So I sued one of them and ended up on a reality TV judge show. I'm not going to mention which one but it aired in November of last year. Nightmare turned into a funny tale. On a side note: both of those clowns got their faces beat in trying to be tough with the wrong people--which I had nothing to do with. Just karma, bitches.

P.s. I won on TV, the judge ripped him a new asshole and he looked like he was about to cry.



Haha serves them right!
 
My roomate was a narcasistic douchebag. I once went with him to buy some weed (my source), he was only buying an ounce but he demanded to test some on the spot. Then when he finally did he started bitching at the dude because he wasnt satisfied with the weed (he hadn't even bought any yet, plus I dont know what he was talking about because this was really good weed). He totally alienated me from this guy.

Also he would get drunk and go out driving his car (he gets extremeley narcasistic when he gets drunk) taking turns EXTREMLEY fast, saying things like "see your car couldnt do this, I drive better when Im drunk", even though we almost die on every turn.. He drives a shitty car, but OH HELL NO, your not getting to drive it just because he blows a .32 (we got pulled over). Then he starts yelling at the black police because he says its racism. Then he went and started calling me a moma's boy because I call her reguarly. So I punched him repeatedly in the face after we got out of the police station. He packed up all of his stuff that night and left while I was down the hall talking to a freind in the dorm.

If I saw him again I dont think I would do anything to him except avoid avoid avoid.
 
tokey said:
My punk ass roommates kept me up all night being obnoxious when I would tell them repeatedly that I had X # of test the next day. One burglarized a friend's house. They destroyed the carpet and caused nearly $6,000 dollars worth of damages. Screwed me on some bills. So I sued one of them and ended up on a reality TV judge show. I'm not going to mention which one but it aired in November of last year. Nightmare turned into a funny tale. On a side note: both of those clowns got their faces beat in trying to be tough with the wrong people--which I had nothing to do with. Just karma, bitches.

P.s. I won on TV, the judge ripped him a new asshole and he looked like he was about to cry.

Was it the one where the guy was Muslim or Persian and he counter-sued for racial insults you made and then the judge, who was black, laid the smack down on him??
 
itsjustme said:
My roomate freshman year...She never left, I mean NEVER, except for class. She wouldn't even leave when I had guys over. She sat on her computer all day, she picked dead skin off her feet...AND ATE IT! She would masturbate while I was in the room. Her whole side of the dorm was disgustingly messy, she would leave old dishes with crusty food all over the place. Ohhh I am so glad I have my own place now, she was one of those Super-Christian people so I could never party in our room

Did you go to Plymoth State sometime in the early 90's?
 
some people complain about really trivial things about their roomates (i mean i do to a lot of times).

but you gotta consider - does your roomate steal from you? does your roomate destroy your property with intent? does your roomate have comerades who bring shady/highly illegal activity into your home? does your roomate have loaded projectile weapondry in his/her bedroom? does ur roomate do other things with complete intent of making you uncomfortable?

i mean living with someone whos too immautre to be in school, who is a slob, who doesnt respect other people's property (but doesnt purposely harm it), etc, everyone is going to have at least one roomate like that at some point. or the extreme opposite, someone whos so uptight you cant breathe air without them complaining abotu your interference. all u can do then is just be glad u dont have it worse.

fuck i had a roomate's friends narc me out before, and got arrested. think about shit like that next time your roomate pukes on ur floor and u think theyre a hellish roomate.

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as for me, im an EXTREMELY frugal person. im sure people who only know my online persona would be apt to think of me as some neanderthal who lives in a pile of deer skins and rubble and broken bottles. far from it. motherfuckers dont turn a damned flashlight on in my house without me makign sure it gets turned off when not in use. there is NOTHING that irritates me more than someone wasting resources - especially when i contribute to paying for those resources. I pay and have always paid for my college and everything myself. Yes my parent shelp me out with some cash for food or books here and there when im in need, but im the one bearing the student loans and paying for cost of living. Ive never had a break - every single summer, winter, spring break and fall break since my freshman year ive worked to pay for school. A day off school = golden opportunity to do 8 hours of work for me. And I dont mind it at all. Basically I run a tight ship in my house. I dont give a fuck what goes on in here, but if u start wasting my money I might have to suplex your skull into the concrete.

What pisses me off is living with people who have their lives handed to them on a silver platter, and they take every ounce of it for granted. They leave every fucking light on in the house when they dont even go in the room, leave TVs on, fridge doors open, Air Conditioners on when its not even hot and leave doors open to AC rooms, leave heat on way too high when not home for long periods, waste water, eat my food, etc etc etc. Im very nice and polite and ask them to discontinue this activity and pls remember that my mommy and daddy dont pay my bills, I do. I work my ass off to pay the bills. Yet of course, children never learn, and the activity continues. Day after day i constantly go through my house turning everything off that is unneccessarily on, turning down heat in rooms no one is in or going to be in for hours, etc. Months of this leads to veins popping out of my forhead, muscles getting tense, and thrash metal voices being unleashed.

Then all the sudden, im regarded as "edgy." 8(

Damn i remember one time i went nuts on an old roomate. Months and months of constant shit of this nature. Once I started getting a little more forceful with my tone in asking roomates to not do shit like take my entire pound of chicken breast out of the fridge and leave it on the counter in the summer heat to swelter and go bad, leave freezer doors open, leave sinks running, leave every light on in the house, leave every tv on in the house, leave AC on with doors and windows open, etc...damn man the kid got "tired of me nagging about it" so he started doing all these things on purpose like a little 5 year old in defiance. I proceeded to urinate in his bottle of shampoo then squirted it in his face while holding him in a chokehold. When his mommy and daddy came to help him move out I almost kicked the shit out of his dad. I went into the room to tell them what horrible parents they were for raising such a piece of shit son, if you even can call it raising, and the dad came off with some kind of "dont talk to me liek that kid" tone and i said abotu 6 words and gave him a death stare and he tucked his balls between his legs and ran the fuck away. That was quite possibly one of the most relieving and satisfying sensations ive ever felt.

FUcking shit i hate that kid. I could go on forever about that fucking douche. As far as im concerned he owes me over $900 for a multitude of lies, deciets, and other immautre cuntisms.:X :X :X
 
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Dude, I had a fat ass bitch of a roomie who ate mayonassie sandwiches, it was disgusting, like seriously the shit woudl be dripping off the bread, and she would lick it...yuck. She was dirty too, only showered maybe twice a week. To this day, I dont care if Im dying, I shower right away, and I will never eat mayo ever again...
 
a mayonaise sandwich, rofl wow that sounds filthy. I know what u mean tho, a kid i was roomed with my freshman year def ruined a lot of things for me for ever.
 
Ugh, now she's going and fooling around in her fucking bed, right next to my bed. And I can't do squat cause it was during the day. *barf*
 
I was pretty lucky with my flat mates in halls, all were pretty cool. Having said that though I felt sorry for one girl who lived with us, she was very tidy and verging on the slightly posh and the rest of us were happy to live like slobs and rarely do our washing up.
 
Benefit said:
Was it the one where the guy was Muslim or Persian and he counter-sued for racial insults you made and then the judge, who was black, laid the smack down on him??

Un-fucking-believable. Your profile says you're from LA but you have to know me. Thats just incredible. Yes you're right it was that episode. I didn't even mention the racist insults, but you knew. Drop me a pm if you're someone I know.
 
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