%) If you feel like schmackin' the whakin', know that rolling on E takes time and a slight bit of focus to get into the mood. some people can't get it up, some can. but this is the magic part of E, you can completely make yourself believe..
Get into the moment. Make sure to have your equipment ready; Porn, Lube, Porn, Porn, and Porn.. never dry rub Mr. Jones, "are ya friggin dumb!?". Obviously pussy ain't available since your rubbin it out so you know that you have to get an alternative. I would suggest a trip to the sex shop and get a pocket pussy before you roll.. Any style is sweet.
I have one molded from a pornstars meat pocket, her signatures even on one of the lips of the pussy, anyway. E enhances everything. so why give yourself a T.V. dinner style masturbation session when you can take your own dick out for a "Black Tie Event?" Im talking red carpet treatment for your wang people.!
Even gay dudes will enjoy rubbin' one out to porn this way, were men!.
Homo or Heteral.
Lube that shit up and be gentle.
Make love to yourself.
Your on E! so give "yourself" that Warm Fuzzy you do to everyone else when rollin'. use your voyerism pervert skills and "watch the porn". dont fast foreward to jump to action, just pick the scene you dig and watch. E will make you impatient, Tell yourself to slow down and watch...... Repeat it over and over.... MAGIC!. You will start to focus.
If you are unmotivated or get bored....stop, don't force yourself.. Go put some Vicks in your ear, do light show, or go walk barefoot in your backyard through some dog poop. Whackin the Schmackin on E aint for you...... I love givin' myself a grand finally-fireworks display at the end of my roll, and believing in that makes my comedown even better... And a little bit of bud to smoke always makes it lovely..
May the Schwarts be with all of you.......