Revived! You know you are rolling balls when...

[nathanp]

I was reading in the archive and the other thread got closed after 100 posts, so lets make these 100 better! .

You know you are rolling balls when...

...You walk up and start a conversation about how you and this person are best friends and how you wish life was like this all the time. You talk for about 15 minutes straight without them sayin a word. Meanwhile your eyes are closed because you cannot open them to save your life. After 15 minutes is up you open your eyes and realize you have been talking to a complete stranger...and the complete stranger LOVED it and gave you a big hug.

...It feels like all the stress and worry in your life instantly dissapeared and all you can say is "WOW" "WOW" "OMG" "WOW".

...You chain smoke newports when you never smoked a ciggerette before.

...You become great buddies with someone you didn't like before.

...You realize that there are 5000 different sensation rushes on your tongue with a pinch of Pop Rocks.

...You spontanously leave a group of 20 people and pull one a long for a half mile run up the street, only for both people to take off their shirts and roll down the grass hill without saying a word.

...You begin typing and thinking about memories and your body shakes because you want it so bad

 

[Libotte]

... When you start talking to your mother about how shíty an oranges life is.

It made sense at the time (to me anyway)

Orange taken from parents(tree) , packed into bag, bought, and eaten

I dunno it doesnt make sence to me now but did a the time (trying to act sober)

 

[krum]

You realise you're getting a hand massage from a random Indian man you met only moments before, but you're loving it.

 

[rockdarling]

...You realize you've been rubbing cheeks with your best friend for 15 minutes, and there's two guys, stoned (not rolling), staring at both of you like you're nuts.

...You wake up the next morning covered in 12 layers of this body butter massage lotion your friend bought at the CVS last night because "it smelled like heaven squared".

 

[time traveler]

you end up on the dance floor dancing like a queen and mouthing maddonna's like a prayer word for word infront of a largely male audience

*curses* goddam extacy !

 

[Karaboudjan]

You know you're rolling balls when you can forgive someone for using the term "rolling balls" and not wanting to kill them

 

[thizzSantaCruz]

last time i realized i was rolling balls was when i woke up next to L who i picked up hitch hiking on campus the nite before. i then realized L is the most annoying bitch in the whole fucking world. the awkwardness was extreme and unbearable, every word out of her mouth was about her not having to engage in normal activities that normal people would. the only good thing i got out of this experience was

A. i MUST have been rolling balls
B. her grandfather invented breast implants....so it will make a nice story to tell, even though she did not have breast implants

 

[synaestasia420]

-When you can hear silence
-When you turn the sink faucet all the way on hot and put your hands under it and it feels all tingly
-When someone burns a cigarette on you and didn't notice it until the next day
-You forget what you were going to do, then you remember, then you forget

 

[Splatt]

When you're having a forced conversation to the music.

 

[spookz]

When you're having a forced conversation to the music.

I know im rollin balls when i start having a conversations with myself. hahahhaha thats rare though...kinda :D

 

[boywonder]

You know you are rolling balls, when you go bowling..

 

[K0ld]

You know when your rolling like a mother fucker when Your pupils are dilated!?!?!?! sorry i had to say that


you know when you are rolling like a mother fucker when you make out with a fat chick just because you love everyone (my mate...yeah look at him weird)

You know you are rolling like a cunt when you decide that fondling your nuts in front of someoneelse is a good idea (Him again)


teee minus 3 hours to the roll. (pre-drinks ftw)

 

[CoMiKaL]

You know you're rolling when you and your friend have a conversation that you haven't talked to in 2 years because of a fight, and start chilling everyday. :D

 

[Wahslab]

you know your rolling balls when you start talkng to your best mate about the best TV idea ever where we go travelling and take all the drugs we come across so people can watch us get mashed...this actually happened (not the show, just the conversation!)

 

[spookz]

wait, what were we talking about??

 

[pin]

you start rubbing your neighbors dog in naughty ways

 

[loud247]

you and a mate stand in a lift waiting for the fuggen doors to open only to realise no-one has pressed a button to go to a floor...

you start any sentence with "i'm not just saying this cause i'm chopped..."

beanbags never felt so good...

your packet of cigarettes is almost finished despite the fact you've had three smokes since you dropped...

your eyes *REFUSE* to point straight ahead... (apparently the party's in the back of your skull and your pupils are the guests of honour)

even the seedy, ugly, fatarse, racist, questionably hygiened cabbie is good for a chat...

you have to go dance...nnnnNOW!

-LouD247-

*edit - profanity

 

[Hammet]

You know your rollin balls when you never finish anything and just go off on random tangents literally non stop. Or when you wake up on a king size water bed covered in baby oil... Bwuhahaha!

 

[UltimaWeapon]

you know youre rolling balls when the finest girl in the club will have sex with you, but you rather go dance HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

 

[thaboss]

you know your rolling balls when you think your friend is squatting down on the floor curled up in a ball but its really a basket full of clothes and you start to talk to it thinking hes tripping out. then when you come down all the lightsticks and leds are broken all over the place and you dont remember how!