Reptillian Self Part IV

A continuation...

Our kosher casanova and would be coke kingpin resisted his natural urges and stayed in his own hotel room for the rest of the night. The next day he and the boss' wife make the drop and returned to Sao Paulo. As the woman wordlessly exits the car and enters the mansion the ACTUAL kingpin asks how the delivery went. "No problem" says the deliveryboy. The kingpin next asks him if he had slept with his wife. As the ambitious small time dealer stammers and stutters the kingpin pulls out a pistol and aims it at the shocked man. "Was my wife ugly? Why didn't you sleep with her?" He then waits a few seconds as the guy gets even more tongue tied and then breaks out in laughter, "Welcome to the family!!!" This episode was so fake that it actually disgusted me. Religious Jews never allow themselves to be alone with any woman other than their wife. Even if the protagonist decided to make that huge leap, there is no way in the world that the kingpin- ALSO a religious Jew- would send his wife off alone with ANY man, even his own biological brother, let alone some dickhead who has made 2 buys off of him.

The would be cocaine baron tells the camera that he told the kingpin that he works alone and the boss replied, "I like that!" So he then incredibly claims that they then worked as partners hahaha. You buy a kilo or two 3 times, he now trusts you with his luxury automobile, $50 Million in proceeds AND his gorgeous trophy wife? Not only that but then he makes you his PARTNER? Hahahaha whatever.

Next the kingpin takes him to meet the company chemist, Ramon, in the "lab." Ramon is actually wearing a white lab coat in a fully equipped scientific laboratory? I wasn't doing anything but laughing at the insane claims this guy was making. He said that Ramon shocked him by producing souveiner dinner plates of the type people hang on their walls. Appearing like porcelain, glazed and with painted designs the guy says it was "100 percent pure." There is no such thing as 100 percent purity. It isn't even theoretically possible. 98.9? Sure. Even 99 percent. Above that? It just won't happen

Next, the guy claims that he and his "partner" had learned that a shipping container of theirs filled with coke had been hijacked by a rival organisation. He and his partner took some underlings, the whole group being Chassidic Jews, in the black suits, fedoras, curled sidelocks and beards like Santa Claus. They are walking down the street like an Old West posse when the other group initiated a firefight with assault rifles. All the Jews had were small caliber pistols and yet they supposedly came out on top.

The next scene, the guy says he was about to take a trip when a fellow Chasiddic Jew begged to borrow his automobile so that he could pick up his wife at the airport. After being nagged the would be kingpin gave in and handed him the keys. As the guy turns the ignition a carbomb detonates. The protagonist said that the attempt on his life convinced him to give up his burgeoning drug career. As he is packing his bags getting ready to leave Sao Paulo, the Federal Police kick in his door raid his flat...

To be continued...
 
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