That's fucking brilliant! lol
Especially the bit about mary and joseph :D
A young couple named Joseph and Mary found a large quantity of the drug in their professions as shoe-shiners to the men and women of Bethlehem, under the soles of ginger people's shoes. They found out the substance was psychotropic when Joseph 'accidentally' licked the feet of one of his flame-headed customers, and continued to strip off all of his clothes in the middle of Bethlehem square. The couple went on to harvest the near-pure MDMA from the ginger people's shoes, and would spend nights at a time off their tits on copious amounts of what they called 'Ginger Rapture'.
To Joseph's frustration, however, no matter how badly he wanted to show Mary a good time 'on the ging', he just couldn't sustain an erection for more than two or three minutes, in what has now been documented as the first ever occurrence of pilly willy.
To remedy the problem, Joseph decided to abstain from taking the substance for one night, and let Mary take his lot as well as her own. Mary went totally crazy, and demanded that Joseph had sex with her right there and then. Though Joseph was a good Jewish man, and the couple were not technically married, he wanted some of that pussy so badly that he thought, fuck it, you only live once, and decided to give the wide-eyed Mary what she wanted.
Later, to avoid disgrace, the couple claimed that the resulting pregnancy was an immaculate conception, a claim which was backed up by the fact that the baby seemed to be endowed with miraculous powers. Mary and Joseph called this baby Jesus, and it went on to be hailed as the Son of God by a group of people now referred to as Christians
...arf
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